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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on your definition of sex
Is it not when you peel the skin off the peen like a banana and eat the inside then? "
Sort of but it involves a watermelon at some point |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I ever have sex again?
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Of course you will give it time you’re only a young lady
Think of it like baking a cake takes time to find the right ingredient then bang
Have fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will I ever have sex again?
What you doing this weekend?
Trawling for daddy dick at a B&Q (probably) "
I’m not one of those real men so I won’t be in one of those but if you need a dick appointment…  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
You might do, but there again you might not, if suddenly all the single men disappeared, you might be a bit stuck, on the other hand, if all the single ladies vanish, you would definitely have a full box |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean, could you light the fires of gondor and get a meet tonight? Absolutely.
Will it be what you want? Probably not.
Swings, roundabouts, ups and downs.
You know the deal. |
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