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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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“Please, don’t call me arrogant. Because what I am saying is true… I am not one of the bottle. I think I’m a special one.” Jose Mourinho.
What do you think you’re good at and won’t hear otherwise.
Can be sexual. But I’m open to real  talents also. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a super fast tongue!
Like really really fast!!!!
Comes in handy when it gets intense while giving oral. Plus I will blow my own trumpet here, I kiss well too
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies
Can confirm that  "
I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy cocks
Can confirm that
Cheers buddy, speaking from experience are we?"
Fell right into that one, didn’t I ! ;-( |
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies
Can confirm that
I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies. "
Probably, I do like my food |
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies
Can confirm that
I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies. "
I don't know about him but I am. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I have a super fast tongue!
Like really really fast!!!!
Comes in handy when it gets intense while giving oral. Plus I will blow my own trumpet here, I kiss well too
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Now we’re sucking diesel!! That’s what I’m talking about!  |
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy cocks
Can confirm that
Cheers buddy, speaking from experience are we?
Fell right into that one, didn’t I ! ;-( "
You did a bit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies
Can confirm that
I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.
I don't know about him but I am. "
So we’ve heard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm good at not being good.
I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.
You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure. "
I have badges that say so. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm good at not being good.
I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.
You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.
I have badges that say so. "
Please, keep those to yourself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm good at not being good.
I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.
You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.
I have badges that say so.
Please, keep those to yourself "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I played rugby from the age of 5 right the way through until lockdown. I was in the frint row from 13 and ive managed to keep my ears intact. Used to piss me off in my younger days but now im pretty chuffed with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies
Can confirm that
I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.
I don't know about him but I am. "
Unsurprising to me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm good at not being good.
I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.
You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.
I have badges that say so.
Please, keep those to yourself
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This isn’t Hey Duggie  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can count up to ten while doing my laces
Woah.
Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up  "
Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time? |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"I am a cocktail genius and have created a wonderful selection intoxicating creations
Oh nice!! Have they got names? What’s your fave? "
the most popular is the shag in't park
Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and blue Curacao |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I played rugby from the age of 5 right the way through until lockdown. I was in the frint row from 13 and ive managed to keep my ears intact. Used to piss me off in my younger days but now im pretty chuffed with it "
Van Gough eat your heart out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can count up to ten while doing my laces
Woah.
Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up
Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?"
Don’t kill my dreams please ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am a cocktail genius and have created a wonderful selection intoxicating creations
Oh nice!! Have they got names? What’s your fave? the most popular is the shag in't park
Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and blue Curacao "
Love the name!
The ingredients made my eyes water but I reckon you could make it work! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can count up to ten while doing my laces
Woah.
Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up
Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?
Don’t kill my dreams please ! "
Your birthday cards will help! We’re gonna get you back into set 1 for maths |
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Once a friend woust to say how special , how lovely , how great , how great friend i was, how enough i was, how caring was , how she loved me, how loyal , how intriguing , how friendly , how loved ... but i learned that the reality of her words on my back were very diferent , they felt and they still feel like knifes on my back when i heard her voice recorded by someone ,inumerous times talking unkindly about me ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can count up to ten while doing my laces
Woah.
Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up
Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?
Don’t kill my dreams please !
Your birthday cards will help! We’re gonna get you back into set 1 for maths "
Thank you very much you are too kind to me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Once a friend woust to say how special , how lovely , how great , how great friend i was, how enough i was, how caring was , how she loved me, how loyal , how intriguing , how friendly , how loved ... but i learned that the reality of her words on my back were very diferent , they felt and they still feel like knifes on my back when i heard her voice recorded by someone ,inumerous times talking unkindly about me ... "
Oh damn
Big hugs you are all of those things even if they don’t realise it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf."
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing! |
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!"
Brummies cant sing steve, I should know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!
Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!"
Omg if HWS is Brummie then…
Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im good at many things but im not sure how some of the things will work anymore without the same level of passion but my sport the for my age id say im pretty damn good and only getting better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Im good at many things but im not sure how some of the things will work anymore without the same level of passion but my sport the for my age id say im pretty damn good and only getting better "
U45s Rugby weekend league MVP  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm alright at the sex. Hopefully I'll get the chance to be treated out of 10 soon.
Other than that I think I've got good intuition in a listening/ talking/ knowing how you're feeling and what you need kind of way. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!
Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!
Omg if HWS is Brummie then…
Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed. "
Whitney move over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!
Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!
Omg if HWS is Brummie then…
Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.
Whitney move over "
Ooh
She could be in trouble here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh! Thinking about it I would say I'm good at playing the dickhead and making other people laugh. Doesn't bother me if it's at my expense, just like spreading a little happiness from my corner of the world  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!
Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!
Omg if HWS is Brummie then…
Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.
Whitney move over
Ooh
She could be in trouble here"
Yep. It’s a red card |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything
Marc
I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though 
I can only be described as like the SAS. In and out without anyone noticing. Nothing left behind
Marc "
Nothing left behind is particularly impressive. |
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"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything
Marc
I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though
I can only be described as like the SAS. In and out without anyone noticing. Nothing left behind
Marc
Nothing left behind is particularly impressive. "
I was going to say no evidence but that sounds a little creepy
Marc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.
Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.
Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!
Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!
Omg if HWS is Brummie then…
Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.
Whitney move over
Ooh
She could be in trouble here
Yep. It’s a red card "
No blowing whistles then pfft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally."
The ‘and I took that personally’ reference is not lost on me. Elite comment. |
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"“Please, don’t call me arrogant. Because what I am saying is true… I am not one of the bottle. I think I’m a special one.” Jose Mourinho.
What do you think you’re good at and won’t hear otherwise.
Can be sexual. But I’m open to real talents also. "
There are certain honors in specific fields of expertise that not many people attain.
I have several of those honors in several fields of expertise.
Winston |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything
Marc
I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though
Yes, yes he is
It takes 2 to tango. The talented one and the pillow princess
Marc "
Careful you'll get them all jealous of your tiara |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally.
The ‘and I took that personally’ reference is not lost on me. Elite comment. "
And this is why I missed you soooo much when you were gone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been told I’m special at work don’t think I am pretty normal boring me read a lot don’t take any shit like the rest of us speak up when I need to and yes sometimes have big mouth that won’t stay shut
So no not special
Normal one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m special in my own way just like everyone else are.
Many have said to me “you’ve gr8 oral skills and a divine silky wet tight arsehole”. This I found to be surprising since always believed I was never good at English and my hole was just like everyone else's |
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"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally."
I hope that you glassed them for it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally.
I hope that you glassed them for it?"
Obviously. HR were not happy  |
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