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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Why did I think it a good idea to drive through the baboon enclosure at Knowsley Safari Park today? The little bastards ripped the seal from my windscreen off and break and snap off my windscreen washers. Who else has done something stupid, knowing it was stupid but still went and did it anyway? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a tiger try to pull off the spare tyre on the back of the car in Longleat safari park before, scared the s*** out of all of us in the car!
My dad had to phone the car insurance people for the repairs and they just laughed at him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Had a tiger try to pull off the spare tyre on the back of the car in Longleat safari park before, scared the s*** out of all of us in the car!
My dad had to phone the car insurance people for the repairs and they just laughed at him "
Superb. This cheered me up anyhow. Think I got off lightly in comparison. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a tiger try to pull off the spare tyre on the back of the car in Longleat safari park before, scared the s*** out of all of us in the car!
My dad had to phone the car insurance people for the repairs and they just laughed at him
Superb. This cheered me up anyhow. Think I got off lightly in comparison. "
What kind of car |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a tiger try to pull off the spare tyre on the back of the car in Longleat safari park before, scared the s*** out of all of us in the car!
My dad had to phone the car insurance people for the repairs and they just laughed at him
Superb. This cheered me up anyhow. Think I got off lightly in comparison.
What kind of car "
Knew someone would as that, and for the life of me I cannot remember.
I know it was a black suv, with the 5th/spare tyre on the boot door in a black case, so I think the tiger saw it as a play toy. But make & model, sorry I forget as was a good 15 years ago or so |
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"Why did I think it a good idea to drive through the baboon enclosure at Knowsley Safari Park today? The little bastards ripped the seal from my windscreen off and break and snap off my windscreen washers. Who else has done something stupid, knowing it was stupid but still went and did it anyway?"
I got married.
(In case the current Mrs K reads this, I'm referring to her predecessor). |
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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago
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"You should of walked OP
Wow who knows what they’d have grabbed and pulled off if he walked
Fortunately body parts grow back.
...Wait a minute...
...No that's geckos, whoops"
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I can just image some bloke going to A&E to get his todger stitched back on and having to tell the nurses that it’d been pulled off by a baboon as he walk through a safari park.
Mind you, I’m sure they’ll have heard plenty other just as ridiculous stories |
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ah yes, that's where I went wrong. 