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I decided to cook Posh shit tonight ..
This entailed Tinned New Potatoes cooked in one of plastic pots with a lid in the Microwave.
Quick 2 minutes done ..All good ..
Until as I retrieved said Potatoes from Microwave and carried the pot over to sink to drain them ..
When upon I opened the lid of said plastic pot and 1 rogue Spud decided to explode with the ferocity of a thousand volcanos all over the kitchen ceiling, my t shirt and my face ..
For approximately 30 seconds I resembled someone who'd fell asleep whilst 36 Sparrows held a bukkake party on my face and chest ...
No particular meaning behind this thread other than to let you all revel in my misfortune and utter stupidity..
As you were  |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight ..
This entailed Tinned New Potatoes cooked in one of plastic pots with a lid in the Microwave.
Quick 2 minutes done ..All good ..
Until as I retrieved said Potatoes from Microwave and carried the pot over to sink to drain them ..
When upon I opened the lid of said plastic pot and 1 rogue Spud decided to explode with the ferocity of a thousand volcanos all over the kitchen ceiling, my t shirt and my face ..
For approximately 30 seconds I resembled someone who'd fell asleep whilst 36 Sparrows held a bukkake party on my face and chest ...
No particular meaning behind this thread other than to let you all revel in my misfortune and utter stupidity..
As you were "
Yeah, I dont think tinned potatoes are that posh Grumpy  |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first 
Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??
Told ya I'm stupid  "
It was the capital P that did it  |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight ..
This entailed Tinned New Potatoes cooked in one of plastic pots with a lid in the Microwave.
Quick 2 minutes done ..All good ..
Until as I retrieved said Potatoes from Microwave and carried the pot over to sink to drain them ..
When upon I opened the lid of said plastic pot and 1 rogue Spud decided to explode with the ferocity of a thousand volcanos all over the kitchen ceiling, my t shirt and my face ..
For approximately 30 seconds I resembled someone who'd fell asleep whilst 36 Sparrows held a bukkake party on my face and chest ...
No particular meaning behind this thread other than to let you all revel in my misfortune and utter stupidity..
As you were
Yeah, I dont think tinned potatoes are that posh Grumpy "
Kinda the point  |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first
Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??
Told ya I'm stupid
It was the capital P that did it "
I did initially think this, I thought against making the assumption though |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first
My thoughts exactly. I didn’t realise she was into hard sports "
She’s full of surprises |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first
Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??
Told ya I'm stupid
It was the capital P that did it "
Honestly didn't realise my phone did that ffs |
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over a year ago
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first
I read this and first thought he was cooking Posh a shit meal"
I thought he was frying her bowel movement but I have a warped mind |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first
I read this and first thought he was cooking Posh a shit meal
I thought he was frying her bowel movement but I have a warped mind "
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"Was it your shit and did she eat any
Shes busy she won't read this anyway
I bet you a million pounds messages are flying through those fibre optics right now telling her about it "
I think she'll love it! |
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"Was it your shit and did she eat any
Shes busy she won't read this anyway
I bet you a million pounds messages are flying through those fibre optics right now telling her about it "
You best not be |
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"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.
I hope you asked her first
Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??
Told ya I'm stupid "
I know she teases you .. but I'm sure she prefers something better than sautéed shit
Maybe send her a random pornado by way of apology?  |
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