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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically yes.
I had a wank at 15000ft on Kilimanjaro.
Counts because it’s over a mile up 
Which peak though? Did you cross the bridge?"
Not quite at the peak.
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By *afksedMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.
I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis
How messy is your sex? 
You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!"
Let me have a word with your stylist and profile designer, preferably with pliers and a blowtorch… or just sack them and hire me. I’m a creative type! |
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"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.
I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis
How messy is your sex?
You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!
Let me have a word with your stylist and profile designer, preferably with pliers and a blowtorch… or just sack them and hire me. I’m a creative type!"
My stylist and profile designer is me and I sacked myself years ago. What's your going rate? |
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"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon  "
236 metre club whilst not 30,0000 feet is still very impressive non the less lol |
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"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon "
Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there |
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"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon
Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there"
I take it your from the area ? |
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"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon
Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there
I take it your from the area ?"
I grew up in Hamstead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Technically yes.
I had a wank at 15000ft on Kilimanjaro.
Counts because it’s over a mile up "
Was the wank purely just to stop your cock from freezing at altitude? |
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"I had a shag in Denver, Colarado.......the mile high city, far more comfortable than a plane"
I had phone sex with someone living in Denver. I recall she said she "came like a freight train". Does that count? |
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"I had a shag in Denver, Colarado.......the mile high city, far more comfortable than a plane
I had phone sex with someone living in Denver. I recall she said she "came like a freight train". Does that count?"
I don’t think they will let you into the mile high club but I’m impressed - Nice work  |
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By *afksedMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.
I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis
How messy is your sex?
You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!
Let me have a word with your stylist and profile designer, preferably with pliers and a blowtorch… or just sack them and hire me. I’m a creative type!
My stylist and profile designer is me and I sacked myself years ago. What's your going rate?"
I take the first 50% of whatever your increase in activity turns out to be! |
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By *afksedMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon
Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there
I take it your from the area ?
I grew up in Hamstead"
I once dated a girl from Hampstead.
Didn’t the ice cream van up the Beacon sell condoms at one point?
I damaged the suspension in my Mk3 Escort on the speed bumps.
As for height, there’s a pub on Hampstead Rd just up from the park. There’s a cupboard on the first floor which I found rather convenient.
There’s the seating area at the edge of the dance floor at Rosie’s in Solihull - 2nd floor?
Top floor hallway of Trident tower (Broad st) - 15th floor?
Backseat upstairs of the fast bus to Coventry (966 or 900?)
A decent play in the big wheel Centenary Square (who didn’t)
BMX track in Perry Barr park (top of)
A flat roof (can’t remember where)
The red pedestrian bridge over from the car park over the A38 to the Mailbox
The Arcadian Cinema
The Futurist Cinema
The old JFK memorial by Snow Hill
Too many to recall
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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
i was sat in the window seat.. a girl i was flying back from zante with was in the middle seat.. & a random sleeping guy on the aisle seat..
she couldn’t keep her hands off my cock.. luckily it was a night flight.. ended up releasing my cock from my shorts & sucking me while i was sat there.. a stewardess walked past but i just held her head down so it looked like she was sleeping..
does that count lol |
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"i was sat in the window seat.. a girl i was flying back from zante with was in the middle seat.. & a random sleeping guy on the aisle seat..
she couldn’t keep her hands off my cock.. luckily it was a night flight.. ended up releasing my cock from my shorts & sucking me while i was sat there.. a stewardess walked past but i just held her head down so it looked like she was sleeping..
does that count lol"
Yeah that counts - Nice work |
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!
First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.
Then not long after my housemate started going out with a girl who was British Airways air stewardess and one d*unken night I, now being single, confessed to what had happened trans-Atlantic and she giggled their actual 'rules' to join are "Someone brand new but not other crew"
Never gave that another thought until a few years later I was, again single, flying from San Francisco to Paris CDG and there was an issue with my booking. They ended up promoting me to First Class and it was empty except for this gorgeous redheaded girl also about my age. Naturally we got talking and she was from the Netherlands and her father was a high ranking diplomat (hence her being in FC) and we just hit it off... and one thing led to another.
So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules. |
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"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon
Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there
I take it your from the area ?
I grew up in Hamstead
I once dated a girl from Hampstead.
Didn’t the ice cream van up the Beacon sell condoms at one point?
I damaged the suspension in my Mk3 Escort on the speed bumps.
As for height, there’s a pub on Hampstead Rd just up from the park. There’s a cupboard on the first floor which I found rather convenient.
There’s the seating area at the edge of the dance floor at Rosie’s in Solihull - 2nd floor?
Top floor hallway of Trident tower (Broad st) - 15th floor?
Backseat upstairs of the fast bus to Coventry (966 or 900?)
A decent play in the big wheel Centenary Square (who didn’t)
BMX track in Perry Barr park (top of)
A flat roof (can’t remember where)
The red pedestrian bridge over from the car park over the A38 to the Mailbox
The Arcadian Cinema
The Futurist Cinema
The old JFK memorial by Snow Hill
Too many to recall
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What a player!  |
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By *afksedMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club
I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon
Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there
I take it your from the area ?
I grew up in Hamstead
I once dated a girl from Hampstead.
Didn’t the ice cream van up the Beacon sell condoms at one point?
I damaged the suspension in my Mk3 Escort on the speed bumps.
As for height, there’s a pub on Hampstead Rd just up from the park. There’s a cupboard on the first floor which I found rather convenient.
There’s the seating area at the edge of the dance floor at Rosie’s in Solihull - 2nd floor?
Top floor hallway of Trident tower (Broad st) - 15th floor?
Backseat upstairs of the fast bus to Coventry (966 or 900?)
A decent play in the big wheel Centenary Square (who didn’t)
BMX track in Perry Barr park (top of)
A flat roof (can’t remember where)
The red pedestrian bridge over from the car park over the A38 to the Mailbox
The Arcadian Cinema
The Futurist Cinema
The old JFK memorial by Snow Hill
Too many to recall
What a player! "
Far from it. I just get bored with missionary and a bed.
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"Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!
First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.
Then not long after my housemate started going out with a girl who was British Airways air stewardess and one d*unken night I, now being single, confessed to what had happened trans-Atlantic and she giggled their actual 'rules' to join are "Someone brand new but not other crew"
Never gave that another thought until a few years later I was, again single, flying from San Francisco to Paris CDG and there was an issue with my booking. They ended up promoting me to First Class and it was empty except for this gorgeous redheaded girl also about my age. Naturally we got talking and she was from the Netherlands and her father was a high ranking diplomat (hence her being in FC) and we just hit it off... and one thing led to another.
So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules. "
Nice one mate!
Although you're missing part of the BA cabin crew rules. I used to go put with a girl who was cabin crew and they're entry requirements to the VIP Mile High Club are:
"Someone new, not other crew and not in the loo"
Allegedly there are cabin crew out there who have achieved this!!!
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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
"Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!
First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.
Then not long after my housemate started going out with a girl who was British Airways air stewardess and one d*unken night I, now being single, confessed to what had happened trans-Atlantic and she giggled their actual 'rules' to join are "Someone brand new but not other crew"
Never gave that another thought until a few years later I was, again single, flying from San Francisco to Paris CDG and there was an issue with my booking. They ended up promoting me to First Class and it was empty except for this gorgeous redheaded girl also about my age. Naturally we got talking and she was from the Netherlands and her father was a high ranking diplomat (hence her being in FC) and we just hit it off... and one thing led to another.
So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules.
Nice one mate!
Although you're missing part of the BA cabin crew rules. I used to go put with a girl who was cabin crew and they're entry requirements to the VIP Mile High Club are:
"Someone new, not other crew and not in the loo"
Allegedly there are cabin crew out there who have achieved this!!!
"
Yes! That was the rule, cheers for that |
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"Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!
First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.
Then not long after my housemate started going out with a girl who was British Airways air stewardess and one d*unken night I, now being single, confessed to what had happened trans-Atlantic and she giggled their actual 'rules' to join are "Someone brand new but not other crew"
Never gave that another thought until a few years later I was, again single, flying from San Francisco to Paris CDG and there was an issue with my booking. They ended up promoting me to First Class and it was empty except for this gorgeous redheaded girl also about my age. Naturally we got talking and she was from the Netherlands and her father was a high ranking diplomat (hence her being in FC) and we just hit it off... and one thing led to another.
So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules. "
Nice - they should make you chairman of the Mile High Club |
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