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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago
Worthing |
There are so many to choose from. The ultra subtle monty python penis song, the Australian in your face, "do you fuck on first dates and does your dad own a brewery?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't it? He also did the classic 'Hey Santa Claus You Cunt'.
I don't know many but 'I'm a wanker' by Ivor Biggun is a regular ear worm for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't it? He also did the classic 'Hey Santa Claus You Cunt'.
I don't know many but 'I'm a wanker' by Ivor Biggun is a regular ear worm for me."
Definitely Santa claus "I saw mummy sucking Santa claus "  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Fucking Matt Damon
Was that the one by Sarah Silverman? Or am I remembering it wrong?
It certainly was ..... IS !  "
Thanks! Haha...had to question my memory there
I LOVE the video she did for it ... hilarious!! Might just go and have a quick re-watch |
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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago
Worthing |
"You already listed the best one. Kevin Bloody Wilson sang all the best ones.
"I've got a tounge that is 10 inches long and I can breathe through my ears" is another classic."
Didn't remember that second one but I will look it up |
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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago
Worthing |
"SIT ON MY FACEEEEEEE AND TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME……!
Gotta love the Pythons "
They are the gift that keeps on giving... Who can possibly feel sad belting out sit on my face. I will probably do that at the next kareoki |
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By *jfrenchMan
over a year ago
Stockport |
"Friggin' in the Riggin' by the Sex Pistols
Many of the ye olde folkie versions (often called The Good Ship Venus) are actually even ruder! "
"GIVE IT SOME BOLLOCKS!!!"
Haha - was gonna choose Friggin' but ya beat me to it |
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"I'm Fucking Matt Damon
Was that the one by Sarah Silverman? Or am I remembering it wrong? "
It was. Kimmel did the counter song, "I'm fucking Ben Affleck"
Both on youtube and worth a watch for a laugh. |
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"Go kart racing (accidental masterbating) - misbehaving maidens. Tbh most of their stuff is rude "
Love the maidens (especially granny's advice) but "go-kart racing" is a cover of Garfunkel and Oates, who are well worth seeking out, particularly "Loop hole" (fuck me in the, because I love Jesus) |
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"Friggin' in the Riggin' by the Sex Pistols
Many of the ye olde folkie versions (often called The Good Ship Venus) are actually even ruder!
"GIVE IT SOME BOLLOCKS!!!"
Haha - was gonna choose Friggin' but ya beat me to it "
"The Captain's wife was Mabel,
To fuck she was most able,
And the dirty shits came on her tits,
Across the galley table"
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"Go kart racing (accidental masterbating) - misbehaving maidens. Tbh most of their stuff is rude
Love the maidens (especially granny's advice) but "go-kart racing" is a cover of Garfunkel and Oates, who are well worth seeking out, particularly "Loop hole" (fuck me in the, because I love Jesus)"
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"Go kart racing (accidental masterbating) - misbehaving maidens. Tbh most of their stuff is rude
Love the maidens (especially granny's advice) but "go-kart racing" is a cover of Garfunkel and Oates, who are well worth seeking out, particularly "Loop hole" (fuck me in the, because I love Jesus)"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm Fucking Matt Damon
Was that the one by Sarah Silverman? Or am I remembering it wrong?
It was. Kimmel did the counter song, "I'm fucking Ben Affleck"
Both on youtube and worth a watch for a laugh."
Yes, now you mention it, I do remember the Jimmy Kimmel one too. Hilarious |
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Too many good ones. There are a whole host on Lonely Island songs, as well as The Bloodhound Gang. There's Tenacious D and Blink 182 etc. And of course the myriad of Monty Python, as well The Mighty Boosh and others. I cant actually pick. |
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"You already listed the best one. Kevin Bloody Wilson sang all the best ones.
"I've got a tounge that is 10 inches long and I can breathe through my ears" is another classic."
Indeed,
She's a good'n
It was over
She's the sorta Shelia
Bali belly song
That fucking cats back
I gave up wanking
Festival of life
And many others
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bottom: Burglary
..."oh, do your balls hang low do yer swing em two and fro, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow. Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling 'cause you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low' |
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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago
Worcestershire |
"That's Kevin Bloody Wilson isn't it? He also did the classic 'Hey Santa Claus You Cunt'.
I don't know many but 'I'm a wanker' by Ivor Biggun is a regular ear worm for me."
Santa Claus is very very funny |
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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago
Worthing |
"Is "smells like teen spirit" a euphemism & if so would it count?
South of the border Ed Sheeran is a euphemism "
Does that mean "hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me hard, hit me quick" is too? My childhood is now ruined...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A second vote for Fluffy Pup and Sit on my Face (Guess Your Weight) by the Macc Lads.
I Never Met a Nice South African by Spitting Image.
The Shipman Song by Tony Littler
Dolly Parton's Tits by Chubby Brown |
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In addition to my earlier reference to "Gang Bang" by Dark Lace.
I have recalled two other good artists, David Allan Coe who has numerous X rated albums and the songs are to many to list and Rodney Carrington with his song "Dear Penis" which is on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0&ab_channel=simmarand
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when you get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls. |
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"In addition to my earlier reference to "Gang Bang" by Dark Lace.
I have recalled two other good artists, David Allan Coe who has numerous X rated albums and the songs are to many to list and Rodney Carrington with his song "Dear Penis" which is on Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0&ab_channel=simmarand
Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all you do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.
Now he sings,
Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when you get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.
Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.
Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls."
I liked his "Cum stains on the pillow".
https://youtu.be/jPNX9WBw1rs
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A lot of his stuff is genius!
The Lonely Island guys are brilliant too 
