Have you not notice the very small delivery vans outside houses? home delivery is now the thing in the arachnid community. 'Arry's Home Delivery' are big..

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Apparently we swallow several spiders in our sleep in the course of our lifetime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People named tom

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

They look mean enough to eat us if we sit still long enough. Just imagine if they all ganged up on us

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

The tears of lonely people, alternatively they just wank over you whilst you sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People named tom"

It's all over the web.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

"People named tom

It's all over the web."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There called House Spiders because they eat the house ….

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"People named tom

It's all over the web."

I laughed! Why did I laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People named tom

It's all over the web."

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Caviar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Flies mostly I think "

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By *assy69Man over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"It can’t be the odd Malteser that’s rolled under the fridge "

Humans!!! They eat humans!!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

Also silver fish and other household creepy crawley pests

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your soul……while you sleep.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Your soul……while you sleep."

The only things in my house with a soul are my shoes

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By *flkfunseekerMan over a year ago

Norwich

Ham egg and chips

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Your soul……while you sleep.

The only things in my house with a soul are my shoes"

What about your arse soul..??

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By *luebell888Woman over a year ago

Glasgowish

I don't care what they eat as long as they don't drink my wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care what they eat as long as they don't drink my wine."

Or beer

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By *uliette500Woman over a year ago

Hull

"The tears of lonely people, alternatively they just wank over you whilst you sleep

Apparently if you check with Google this is a total myth.

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

Pretty sure they don't weave webs so unlikely to be flies, probably vegetarian and much misunderstood

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"Pretty sure they don't weave webs so unlikely to be flies, probably vegetarian and much misunderstood "

In fact when you see them skuttle across the floor and under the settee it's because they spotted a pea that fell off a plate and rolled under there

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan over a year ago

All over the place

They crawl up your nose and eat your brains

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They crawl into your mouth when you're asleep and eat the bits of food you missed when brushing before bed.

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By *haron StonerTV/TS over a year ago

Haywards Heath

I have giant mouse sized house spiders, the ones with the really long hairy legs. I used to have a woodlouse infestation, they got them all, never see one ever these days.

I only have spiders in my house now and their discrete, never see them unless they're looking for a mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your soul……while you sleep.

The only things in my house with a soul are my shoes"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

They inject their special juices inside of you, that reduces your entire body to mush. You may not notice, as their juvenile diet is small, so your body will not be liquefied in 1 go, but will turn to mush progressively. Waking up cocooned in web, will be your final moments

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

Burn them all , suffer not the xenos to live is my belief with them

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

"Don't know what they eat but I do know they wait until you are asleep then rub their willy across your face

I know, that's why I put a plastic bad over my head before I go to sleep so that doesn't happen

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