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When you are d*unk what is the first thing you are wanting
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A nice sloppy bj |
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Mrs ..the ladies
Mr ..shop doorway |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s been a very long time since I was last dRunk. I think I craved crisps and orange juice at the time. |
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By *imson87Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"Pizza  x"
lady after my own heart what kind pizza tho haha |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
A magic carpet to get me home, and a kebab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My life back |
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Usually bed, food, drinks in no particular order. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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An adventure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cup of tea and 20 Nuggets |
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Stop the world I wanna get off |
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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago
cardiff |
Kebab n nice cold can of pop
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Greasy hot dog , bacon fries and a twix and diet too ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Something salty  |
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Kebab/Indian, sex, sleep.. order not critical.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A piss, a fight and then a kebab in that order, ah the good old days |
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Kebab meat and chips and a cuppa tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex and food 
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A good sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A dirty kebab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have this awfully new habit, since turning 30, of getting my tits out. It’s doesn’t matter where I am!  |
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
Burger, kebab or chicken wings & chips  haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hard sex |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Cheeseburger and chips, usually... Then some sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Food and/or a blowjob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As much food as is humanly imaginable, preferably kebab (s) or copious amounts of dirty fries.
Sexy time is always on my d*unken agenda but literally never happens so I drink my way through horniness and want more food again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fast food sometimes |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
south west |
Cheesy chips and loads of mayonnaise |
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To dance the night away then food |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fast food sometimes "
Some good old maccies eh
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fast food sometimes
Some good old maccies eh
Miss S x"
Your memory is very good!
Him x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fast food sometimes
Some good old maccies eh
Miss S x
Your memory is very good!
Him x"
Anal |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
Another beer of course |
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Depending on how d*unk, if I'm passed tiddly probably just sleep - I'm a rubbish d*unk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fast food sometimes
Some good old maccies eh
Miss S x
Your memory is very good!
Him x"
Funny 
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To go down on a guy  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
Usually my bed.
I don't seem to get dr*nk now though.
I feel sick and tired and want to go home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usually my bed.
I don't seem to get dr*nk now though.
I feel sick and tired and want to go home."
and that’s just from the socialising |
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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago
plymouth/chesterfield |
"To go down on a guy "
Must meet up in the station bar sometime |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Usually my bed.
I don't seem to get dr*nk now though.
I feel sick and tired and want to go home. and that’s just from the socialising"
I have a very small circle I socialise with. It's getting old that's the problem. |
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My eyes to focus on that lamppost before I walk into it rather than after |
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Another drink and to eat pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on my mood prior to getting d*unk. On Saturday it was cigarettes |
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I want a dance and to hug n kiss everyone  |
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Back in the days, it would have been a greasy kebab |
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More booze. To talk, to dance, to eat a kebab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A wee probably... |
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Kebab with plenty of chilli sauce and garlic mayo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A wee probably... "
agreed |
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A wee, preferably one that doesn’t go all down my leg |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"A wee probably...
agreed "
Sleep first then up 4 times a night for the pee  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A chicken leg 
(Roasted like  ) |
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Tends to be dancing and sex. Lots of each.
Mrs |
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
"Dancing on cock! "
I like it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Victor's right, normally a wee hahaha |
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Once I'm 11 Stellas and a tray of Sambuca and Apple Sourz shots deep after a rowdy knees up with the lads, I love nothing more than to analyse economic performance under different political regimes.
An “oligarchic” society, where political power is in the hands of major producers, protects their property rights but also tends to erect significant entry barriers against new entrepreneurs.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snow |
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"Snow "
Yeah, I also get an overwhelming urge to build a snowman after a few bevvies, always find myself calling the weather man to see if he can make some fall for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snow
Yeah, I also get an overwhelming urge to build a snowman after a few bevvies, always find myself calling the weather man to see if he can make some fall for me"
same same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hungry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry "
maccis? |
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To sober up! Tipsy is nice, but I hate the feeling of being d*unk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry maccis?"
Yip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chicken balls, fried rice, chips all covered in curry sauce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I’m d*unk Golden Arches herself taco wrap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry maccis?
Yip! "
you deserve it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chicken balls, fried rice, chips all covered in curry sauce "
You know it's good to share with your friends right??? hi, I'm Shelley. Your new best friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry maccis?
Yip! you deserve it "
Yes I do, hm banana milkshake, and a Mcplant please, also Chicken nuts and a McFlurry. Diet because I need to watch my weight |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago
Ho Chi Minge City |
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Tequilla shots ... "
Arribaaaa!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chicken balls, fried rice, chips all covered in curry sauce
You know it's good to share with your friends right??? hi, I'm Shelley. Your new best friend "
Hello new best friend. My local chinese do a meal deal for 2 so welcome on board |
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My bed!
Failing that I’ll accept a sofa, chair or particularly comfy rug |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another pint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm hungry maccis?
Yip! you deserve it
Yes I do, hm banana milkshake, and a Mcplant please, also Chicken nuts and a McFlurry. Diet because I need to watch my weight "
I'm sure you don't but the meal is on point |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Tequilla shots ...
Arribaaaa!! "
Or Sambucas |
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By *atty39Man
over a year ago
Manchester |
Kebab and cheesy chips ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kebab and cheesy chips ??"
Hell yeah lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The room to stop spinning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Food |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Music and dancing |
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If I'm at home, I seem to like to brush my teeth. I know it's odd but I can tell when I start to get merry, because I want to do this. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"If I'm at home, I seem to like to brush my teeth. I know it's odd but I can tell when I start to get merry, because I want to do this. "
...erm, that is rather odd  |
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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago
Where the flamboyance of flamingos live |
Pepperoni pizza for me or anything that’s savoury |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
I like to let others benefit from my wisdom. |
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A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.
Because...fuck it. If I'm going to have a hangover anyway, I'll make it one that puts me off drinking for at least a week. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.
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"A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.
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You think that's bad?
I make a chilli-con-carne I like to call "The Frodo".
Just like the books and the films once you start, you're determined to finish even though it takes an agonisingly long time to do so. However, the end result is the same: your ring gets destroyed in a raging inferno. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.
You think that's bad?
I make a chilli-con-carne I like to call "The Frodo".
Just like the books and the films once you start, you're determined to finish even though it takes an agonisingly long time to do so. However, the end result is the same: your ring gets destroyed in a raging inferno. "
You sound like you'd be a fan of 'ring sting hot sauce' if you've not already tried it ... |
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You sound like you'd be a fan of 'ring sting hot sauce' if you've not already tried it ... "
Have you got a link to a retailer (i.e. not Etsy)? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just a bit of chat and banter |
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"Just a bit of chat and banter "
Taxiiiiii! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just a bit of chat and banter
Taxiiiiii!"
Everything else takes care of itself, wee soul that you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wife to get fucked by another man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually more alcohol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shots!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knib creek |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To know why |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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You sound like you'd be a fan of 'ring sting hot sauce' if you've not already tried it ...
Have you got a link to a retailer (i.e. not Etsy)?"
Any search engine on the world wide web can take you there  |
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Any search engine on the world wide web can take you there "
All I get are Etsy or Facebook results for people making their own sauces.
There is one LinkedIn result for a Californian who has set up a company with a similar name (but no products).
If Google is unable to "take me there", I doubt Bing will. I'd Ask Jeeves but he's senile these days... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hot passionate s*x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another Drink. |
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A dance
Some food
Good fuck
Not bothered by the order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will let you know later today
Been ages since I was d*unk.
But probably could say Kebab and no spinning head when going sleep  |
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"Toast !!!! "
Topping, just butter. Has to be real. Maybe peanut butter, any other top choices? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pussy + party |
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Cheesy chips and BBQ sauce with can of pop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kebab! Then a little rumpie pumpie |
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Food! Normally fried chicken and chips from the shop near me!! |
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Every woman in a 50-mile radius to ride me!
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A good boogie, then chips and cheese on the way home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kebab! Then a little rumpie pumpie "
Good shout. Rumpie pumpie if the room ain't spinning |
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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago
Kidderminster |
Usually more drink or my cock being sucked. Failing those a good wank haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A decent blowy |
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One of three things...
I) Drink! More of it.
ii) big dirty kebab.
iii) Sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BJ LOL |
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1 . My vibrator (hopefully its fully charged, if not a usb plug which you can never find when you need one)
2. Fingers
3. Food
4. Sleep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Chips, cheese and curry sauce
2. Filthy, wild sex
3. Pint of water and paracetamol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. Chips, cheese and curry sauce
2. Filthy, wild sex
3. Pint of water and paracetamol "
spot on ???????? |
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