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"Squash for me ta" what flavour my man ? | |||
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"Squash for me tawhat flavour my man ?" Orange and mango | |||
"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please barman NBVN x" you cheeky rascal will have to raid my special draw for a doilie. Evening my friend | |||
"Squash for me tawhat flavour my man ? Orange and mango" done and dusted . Enjoy | |||
"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please barman NBVN xyou cheeky rascal will have to raid my special draw for a doilie. Evening my friend thanks my friend. A pint of Guinness xx Aww thank you lovely man ... a very good evening to you. Hope you are keeping well. Have a drink for yourself NBVN x" | |||
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"Could you be so kind to pour bourbon, brandy, and creme de menthe over ice into highball glass. Add a little club soda and garnish with a lemon twist. That’d be great if you could. " only for you my friend. You are first on karaoke by the way. What's your song | |||
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"Squash for me tawhat flavour my man ? Orange and mangodone and dusted . Enjoy " Thanks | |||
"Can I have a Gin and tonic over ice please " course you can my friend single or double xx | |||
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"Squash for me tawhat flavour my man ? Orange and mangodone and dusted . Enjoy Thanks " you are more than welcome | |||
"Vodka and fresh orange please… " a Scotsman can manage a double | |||
"Can I have a Gin and tonic over ice please course you can my friend single or double xx " make it a double please it’s been one of those kind of days | |||
"Can I have a Gin and tonic over ice please course you can my friend single or double xx make it a double please it’s been one of those kind of days " Double it is . Anything you want to get off your chest xx | |||
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"Could you be so kind to pour bourbon, brandy, and creme de menthe over ice into highball glass. Add a little club soda and garnish with a lemon twist. That’d be great if you could. only for you my friend. You are first on karaoke by the way. What's your song " Madonna- like a virgin | |||
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"Can I have a Gin and tonic over ice please course you can my friend single or double xx make it a double please it’s been one of those kind of days Double it is . Anything you want to get off your chest xx " just finding every day life a bit rubbish lately but I’ll be fine I always am | |||
"Two glasses of Malbec .....leave the bottle " perfect love Malbec myself. Karaoke you are on next what song you choosing xx | |||
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"Vodka and fresh orange please… a Scotsman can manage a double " A Scots lady can manage a triple. And a shot of sambuca please. | |||
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"Can I have a Gin and tonic over ice please course you can my friend single or double xx make it a double please it’s been one of those kind of days Double it is . Anything you want to get off your chest xx just finding every day life a bit rubbish lately but I’ll be fine I always am " keep smiling get Peter Kay into your head. He will cheer you up . A good Bolton Lad | |||
"I’d go a brandy sour " you are not my friend you are a double | |||
"Vodka and lemonade pls. My goto drink on fab meets. Have one yourself kind sir " Good evening dear fellow drink on way .Apint of Guinness for me | |||
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"Can I have a Gin and tonic over ice please course you can my friend single or double xx make it a double please it’s been one of those kind of days Double it is . Anything you want to get off your chest xx just finding every day life a bit rubbish lately but I’ll be fine I always am keep smiling get Peter Kay into your head. He will cheer you up . A good Bolton Lad " Will do | |||
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"Vodka and fresh orange please… a Scotsman can manage a double A Scots lady can manage a triple. And a shot of sambuca please. " I am ever so sorry you are having a quadruple you minx xx | |||
"Special brew for me. I’ve got to be up early so don’t want anything too strong " Special Brew coming up only got bottles | |||
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"Espresso Martini " sorry my friend was neglecting you was changing a barrel. You look like a Martini lady xx | |||
"Special brew for me. I’ve got to be up early so don’t want anything too strong Special Brew coming up only got bottles " That’ll do | |||
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"Vodka redbull please! Keeps me up all night!" coming up dear chap. Karaoke is on no one singing . You are the first what song . | |||
"Citrus dioralyte for me please " is that an Edinburgh signature drink my friend | |||
"Vodka redbull please! Keeps me up all night!coming up dear chap. Karaoke is on no one singing . You are the first what song . " Now we're talking... "Place your hands" by Reef please! | |||
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"Looks like i better make my own" Emma I am so sorry drink on way . I was singing on karaoke got carries away . | |||
"Red wine please? X" malbec merlot Candy ? Xx | |||
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"Vodka redbull please! Keeps me up all night!coming up dear chap. Karaoke is on no one singing . You are the first what song . Now we're talking... "Place your hands" by Reef please!" what a voice bravo | |||
"Red wine please? Xmalbec merlot Candy ? Xx" Merlot please x | |||
"Evening all- nice malbec for me please? " Not a problem my friend. Large glass of course | |||
"Red wine please? Xmalbec merlot Candy ? Xx Merlot please x" Done xxx | |||
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"Non alcoholic peroni And hearts on fire on juke box " J2O my friend. Great choice of song Get them larynx warmed up | |||
"Actually got me in the mood to get proper fucked now " go for it. I will join you bollocks to work tomorrow | |||
"Actually got me in the mood to get proper fucked now go for it. I will join you bollocks to work tomorrow " I'm game! | |||
"Actually got me in the mood to get proper fucked now go for it. I will join you bollocks to work tomorrow I'm game!" will give your gaffer a ring in the morning Leave it with me. What could go wrong | |||
"Actually got me in the mood to get proper fucked now go for it. I will join you bollocks to work tomorrow I'm game!will give your gaffer a ring in the morning Leave it with me. What could go wrong " Oh plenty could but fuck it.. in for a penny... | |||
"Actually got me in the mood to get proper fucked now go for it. I will join you bollocks to work tomorrow I'm game!will give your gaffer a ring in the morning Leave it with me. What could go wrong Oh plenty could but fuck it.. in for a penny..." bender it is then | |||
"Actually got me in the mood to get proper fucked now go for it. I will join you bollocks to work tomorrow I'm game!will give your gaffer a ring in the morning Leave it with me. What could go wrong Oh plenty could but fuck it.. in for a penny...bender it is then " | |||
"Evening all- nice malbec for me please? Not a problem my friend. Large glass of course " Perfect- any bar snacks?? | |||
"Evening all- nice malbec for me please? Not a problem my friend. Large glass of course Perfect- any bar snacks?? " pork scratchings cocktail sausages pickled eggs. Push the boat out in this boozer | |||
"Evening all- nice malbec for me please? Not a problem my friend. Large glass of course Perfect- any bar snacks?? pork scratchings cocktail sausages pickled eggs. Push the boat out in this boozer " Cocktail sausages? Give us some credit and an ego boost and say Hot dogs! | |||
"Evening all- nice malbec for me please? Not a problem my friend. Large glass of course Perfect- any bar snacks?? pork scratchings cocktail sausages pickled eggs. Push the boat out in this boozer Cocktail sausages? Give us some credit and an ego boost and say Hot dogs! " Times are hard down South. You have Nicola everything is sweet ? | |||
"Evening all- nice malbec for me please? Not a problem my friend. Large glass of course Perfect- any bar snacks?? pork scratchings cocktail sausages pickled eggs. Push the boat out in this boozer Cocktail sausages? Give us some credit and an ego boost and say Hot dogs! Times are hard down South. You have Nicola everything is sweet ? " Mixed feelings about her tbh.. but I actually was talking about comparing sausages to cocks | |||
"Citrus dioralyte for me please is that an Edinburgh signature drink my friend " No, it’s a universal electrolyte for ill peeps | |||
"Citrus dioralyte for me please is that an Edinburgh signature drink my friend No, it’s a universal electrolyte for ill peeps " OK | |||
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"So who's next for Karaoke?? My throat is dry so it's someone else's go!" me Tom Jones . It's not unusual | |||
"So who's next for Karaoke?? My throat is dry so it's someone else's go!me Tom Jones . It's not unusual " Classic!! | |||
"So who's next for Karaoke?? My throat is dry so it's someone else's go!" Not me, no signing voice | |||
"So who's next for Karaoke?? My throat is dry so it's someone else's go!me Tom Jones . It's not unusual Classic!!" I also Englbert. Tell me Quando Quando Quando . | |||
"So who's next for Karaoke?? My throat is dry so it's someone else's go! Not me, no signing voice " Pfft.. I sound like a cat trying to shit through a seen up arse but always up for it! | |||
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" Has the bar been under refurbishment... it's been shut for ages??! " it has Emily I have been trying to contact you by carrier pigeon to cut the ribbon xxx | |||
" Has the bar been under refurbishment... it's been shut for ages??! it has Emily I have been trying to contact you by carrier pigeon to cut the ribbon xxx " ... so thirsty! ...so glad it's back open ... merlot please Busman xx | |||
" Has the bar been under refurbishment... it's been shut for ages??! it has Emily I have been trying to contact you by carrier pigeon to cut the ribbon xxx ... so thirsty! ...so glad it's back open ... merlot please Busman xx" coming right up. Don't like to let my regulars down xx | |||
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"Any beer over 5% please barkeep " Not sure who's running the bar but I'm happy to be a stand in! Beers coming up!! | |||
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"Bottle of rum " Dead man's fingers ok? | |||
"Bottle of rum Dead man's fingers ok?" Most definitely | |||
"Bottle of rum Dead man's fingers ok? Most definitely " No! Pass the Kraken | |||
"Bottle of rum Dead man's fingers ok? Most definitely " Coming up!! Any mixers or down in one? | |||
"Bottle of rum Dead man's fingers ok? Most definitely No! Pass the Kraken " Seriously? Tbh I've never really tried Kraken but Dead Man's is a lovely tipple! (As is Lambs Spiced Rum, Lovely vanilla undertones!) | |||
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"Vodka cream soda and keep them coming please. Loooong day! " will keep them coming as long as I can! | |||
"Bottle of rum Dead man's fingers ok? Most definitely No! Pass the Kraken Seriously? Tbh I've never really tried Kraken but Dead Man's is a lovely tipple! (As is Lambs Spiced Rum, Lovely vanilla undertones!)" Kraken is overrated. Havana Club 7 Year Old Anejo is a similar price and 10x better. | |||
"Bottle of rum Dead man's fingers ok? Most definitely No! Pass the Kraken Seriously? Tbh I've never really tried Kraken but Dead Man's is a lovely tipple! (As is Lambs Spiced Rum, Lovely vanilla undertones!) Kraken is overrated. Havana Club 7 Year Old Anejo is a similar price and 10x better." Will look out for that! Thank you | |||
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