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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When you’ve got the horn at work and there’s nothing you can do. Procrastination leads to masturbation so I wrote these words for you.
Stay busy and keep your mind occupied never let a moment go blank. Otherwise you might nip away to the loo and have workplace wank.
Think of anything but the deed itself while drinking tea from fine China, otherwise you might spill your seed inside the secretary’s vagina.
Ok I got bored and wrote a stupid poem. Kind of in the style of monty python. I imagine Eric idle singing it in my head and hopefully it reads like that.
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