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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
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red tape,bang your head against a wall despair,every bloody day at work red tape and more re tape,doesnt anyone use their common sense anymore
oooops thought it was Thursday there for a minuet |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....  |
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over a year ago
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50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use  ) ...mindless twats out on the road 
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time 
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm  |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm "
think i will walk  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm "
I am wondering whether this one might have been the lady posting...;-) |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm "
Did you forget all about the twats that drive in rain with fog lamps on ? Then leave them on for a couple of weeks after that ?
Back to the original question...TV, almost all of it but particularly the lowest common denominator shite that passes for entertainment at weekends ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
think i will walk "
We'll pick you up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
think i will walk
We'll pick you up "
oh thank you. its freezing outside |
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"Rylan ! Ah, just got you. At first I thought it was Ryan with a typo...Doh! "
arrrggghhhhh .. neva .. im positively stalking that fella !!! been trying to get in his pants for wot seems like foreva !! |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm "
and all said without taking a breath.
...i normally just nod every now and again and whistle a nice tune in my head, when she's in that mood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some woman, who ive never met before having a pop because I didnt speak to her before I spoke to my exes cousin at a family gathering. Was gonna slap me out, bring it on I say.
I may have had a can, just to.be socialable  |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
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"red tape,bang your head against a wall despair,every bloody day at work red tape and more re tape,doesnt anyone use their common sense anymore
oooops thought it was Thursday there for a minuet"
No such thing as common sense any more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rylan ! Ah, just got you. At first I thought it was Ryan with a typo...Doh!
arrrggghhhhh .. neva .. im positively stalking that fella !!! been trying to get in his pants for wot seems like foreva !! "
Ryan or Rylan!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"red tape,bang your head against a wall despair,every bloody day at work red tape and more re tape,doesnt anyone use their common sense anymore
oooops thought it was Thursday there for a minuet
No such thing as common sense any more"
how common do u want my sense to be?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
what are you looking for?
On one or two occasions I might have sent one further reply which got me blocked lol...
id never block you.
hotlist maybe Thought we were friends lol...;-)"
yup. you are that.very specialx |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"Rylan ! Ah, just got you. At first I thought it was Ryan with a typo...Doh!
arrrggghhhhh .. neva .. im positively stalking that fella !!! been trying to get in his pants for wot seems like foreva !! "
Pants? What pants? |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
what are you looking for?
On one or two occasions I might have sent one further reply which got me blocked lol...
id never block you.
hotlist maybe Thought we were friends lol...;-)
yup. you are that.very specialx"
So special... I need to go to special house, have special people to accompany me...(all dressed in white) lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
what are you looking for?
On one or two occasions I might have sent one further reply which got me blocked lol...
id never block you.
hotlist maybe Thought we were friends lol...;-)
yup. you are that.very specialx
So special... I need to go to special house, have special people to accompany me...(all dressed in white) lol"
your after your hug yourself jacket again aint ya ........... well u lent it to me and u aint having it back yet lol  I promise I will polish those buckles ........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
what are you looking for?
On one or two occasions I might have sent one further reply which got me blocked lol...
id never block you.
hotlist maybe Thought we were friends lol...;-)
yup. you are that.very specialx
So special... I need to go to special house, have special people to accompany me...(all dressed in white) lol"
well your chained to the bed for a reason.
have my wicked way with ya lol |
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
what are you looking for?
On one or two occasions I might have sent one further reply which got me blocked lol...
id never block you.
hotlist maybe Thought we were friends lol...;-)
yup. you are that.very specialx
So special... I need to go to special house, have special people to accompany me...(all dressed in white) lol"
I know your special !! |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
what are you looking for?
On one or two occasions I might have sent one further reply which got me blocked lol...
id never block you.
hotlist maybe Thought we were friends lol...;-)
yup. you are that.very specialx
So special... I need to go to special house, have special people to accompany me...(all dressed in white) lol
your after your hug yourself jacket again aint ya ........... well u lent it to me and u aint having it back yet lol I promise I will polish those buckles ........ "
I might need it sooner rather than later.. depends on my level of despair.;-) Keep polishing meanwhile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Did you forget all about the twats that drive in rain with fog lamps on ? Then leave them on for a couple of weeks after that ?"
Oh yeah, them too ...the mindless numbskulls
And them durrrrrr-bwains that sit in the middle of the land waiting to turn right, despite having shed loads of room to move out of the way of traffic = knob heads.
And the fucking nobs that come to a complete standstill for no fucking reason at a traffic island... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Did you forget all about the twats that drive in rain with fog lamps on ? Then leave them on for a couple of weeks after that ?
Oh yeah, them too ...the mindless numbskulls
And them durrrrrr-bwains that sit in the middle of the land waiting to turn right, despite having shed loads of room to move out of the way of traffic = knob heads.
And the fucking nobs that come to a complete standstill for no fucking reason at a traffic island... "
ps. I'm normally quite a placid road user   |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Did you forget all about the twats that drive in rain with fog lamps on ? Then leave them on for a couple of weeks after that ?
Oh yeah, them too ...the mindless numbskulls
And them durrrrrr-bwains that sit in the middle of the land waiting to turn right, despite having shed loads of room to move out of the way of traffic = knob heads.
And the fucking nobs that come to a complete standstill for no fucking reason at a traffic island... "
Hell Frocks you run out of chocolate or something ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The guy who i was chatting to and had not met that offered to come round to my house to keep me company when I was babysitting my 2 week old grand daughter  
Guys who want to meet at their house or mine for a first meet |
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then".... "
Nice to know that it's not just me who gets those....
... and then there's the ones who start by telling you what they think you want to hear and then end up going off in a completely different direction...
Anyone know a good celibacy website? I think it might be easier.....
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"The guy who i was chatting to and had not met that offered to come round to my house to keep me company when I was babysitting my 2 week old grand daughter
Guys who want to meet at their house or mine for a first meet "
thats a pisser.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm "
Add people on the road before 9am that don't need to be as they have ALL day to go shopping |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I despair very occasionally when I reply with a polite "no, thanks" to somebody who clearly has not read (or digested) my profile...and I get messaged back with "why is that then"....
why's that then? and I then find it in myself to say..."we are looking for different things".... and I get ANOTHER message back saying "what are you looking for then"....
Nice to know that it's not just me who gets those....
... and then there's the ones who start by telling you what they think you want to hear and then end up going off in a completely different direction...
Anyone know a good celibacy website? I think it might be easier.....
"
I must confess I have experienced people mailing me with their shall we say "wish list" and when I hinted that I was looking for the opposite... they quickly acknoledged they were in complete agreement...It is not malicious though, just funny sometimes. |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Add people on the road before 9am that don't need to be as they have ALL day to go shopping "
Actually... ACTUALLY... add retired people who need to shop at lunchtime when I am in a hurry to get back to work... |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Add people on the road before 9am that don't need to be as they have ALL day to go shopping
Actually... ACTUALLY... add retired people who need to shop at lunchtime when I am in a hurry to get back to work... "
This too but include housewives and those on benefits |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Add people on the road before 9am that don't need to be as they have ALL day to go shopping
Actually... ACTUALLY... add retired people who need to shop at lunchtime when I am in a hurry to get back to work...
This too but include housewives and those on benefits "
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you ok lovely? xx |
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"50% of people who have driving licenses that are (sorry for the rude words that I'm about to use ) ...mindless twats out on the road
People that don't indicate properly = brainless selfish arseholes.
People that tootle about @ 30mph on straight national speed limit 'A' roads during rush hour = fucking annoying knobs that should have stayed in bed until 10pm so they don't hold up the rest of the nation.
People that drive with no lights on when it's dark or there's poor daylight = your car is looking dim... your brain must be dim also
People that drive far too fast in poor weather conditions = you are a dim wit knob that doesn't give a flying fuck about your life ...you're a c*nt for not caring about who you may right off at the same time
Dickheads who jump traffic lights and pedestrian crossings = you really don't give a flying fuck about others, so long as you didn't get held up on journey, it doesn't really matter if you manage to have an accident
That's it for now... I feel calm
Add people on the road before 9am that don't need to be as they have ALL day to go shopping
Actually... ACTUALLY... add retired people who need to shop at lunchtime when I am in a hurry to get back to work...
This too but include housewives and those on benefits
hey kitten.
you ok lovely? xx"
Yes thanks, am fine, you? |
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....long story
People in general.