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Which one of your boobs or bollocks is the biggest?
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky.
Is your right foot bigger than your left?  "
By a small amount. Oh I just realised though, my left flap is slightly bigger. My left flap is a bad ass!  |
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky.
Is your right foot bigger than your left?
By a small amount. Oh I just realised though, my left flap is slightly bigger. My left flap is a bad ass! "
I’ll let you wank me off with your left hand then  |
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"Right boob 
Bollocks are not applicable to me "
I am doing a bollock loan scheme where those who qualify can borrow both my bollocks for the evening as long as they take the platinum package which includes cock and the rest of me - plus jaffa cakes!!  |
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over a year ago
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"For me my right plum is a bit bigger than the left.
Love and Peace  "
My right wad the size of a fist and my left the size of a grape. Had surgery and now their both like grapes!  |
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"For me my right plum is a bit bigger than the left.
Love and Peace
My right wad the size of a fist and my left the size of a grape. Had surgery and now their both like grapes! "
Sounds painful man |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Left boob. Massively so
Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator?
Dunno. I should try it.
Buy me a holiday please Rex.
I’ll see you down under, and other sweaty regions  "
That's hot |
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over a year ago
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? "
there normally resting in a cup |
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over a year ago
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup "
Never having a brew at yours again |
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup
Never having a brew at yours again "
again i thought it was a dream were you there for the bit when i put my willy in you just checking   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup
Never having a brew at yours again again i thought it was a dream were you there for the bit when i put my willy in you just checking "
Ewwww no one's willy goes in me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup
Never having a brew at yours again again i thought it was a dream were you there for the bit when i put my willy in you just checking
Ewwww no one's willy goes in me "
so it was a dream bollox  |
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"Left boob. Massively so
Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator?
Dunno. I should try it.
Buy me a holiday please Rex.
I’ll see you down under, and other sweaty regions
That's hot"
I’ll put me cork hat on |
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup "
Ahhhhh a nice cup of Tbag |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one
Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup
Never having a brew at yours again "
All
New meaning to tea bagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both  all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well? "
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box |
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well?
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box "
Or when you go for a sit down wee |
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well?
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box
Or when you go for a sit down wee "
Ha yeah, standing up its one tucked in each sock |
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well?
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box
Or when you go for a sit down wee
Ha yeah, standing up its one tucked in each sock "
That’s what the white Slazenger was designed for right?  |
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"Right
Are they still white or has the Mediterranean sun give them a little baking yet?
Even whiter now
You’re the worst holidaymaker I know
Have sent you a white boob update "
Yes, I can confirm the white boobage |
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours
Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet "
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?  |
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours
Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions? "
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick |
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours
Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick "
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily. |
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours
Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily. "
We’re talking about yer nips not your boobs |
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours
Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily.
We’re talking about yer nips not your boobs "
Rex, shut up & motorboat me!  |
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours
Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily.
We’re talking about yer nips not your boobs
Rex, shut up & motorboat me! "
Is that one of them torture interrogation techniques used in Guantanamo Bay? |
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?
Have you not got something a little warmer?  "
A sky remote that’s been next to the fire? |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Ah bollocks, that's like asking what colour underwear you got on?
Now, I've got to look - not having a good day!
TBH, I worry more about lumps & bumps rather than which side of my "kerb hangers"is the droopiest...  |
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?
Have you not got something a little warmer?
A sky remote that’s been next to the fire? "
You've got the fire on in this weather? |
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?
Have you not got something a little warmer?
A sky remote that’s been next to the fire?
You've got the fire on in this weather? "
I’m ‘removing’ the evidence |
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over a year ago
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"I'm not sure which one is bigger but I've definitely noticed a difference in size. I think it could be my right.
My tits are sisters, not twins.
I like your sisters  "
And I'm rather fond of your brothers. X |
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky.
Is your right foot bigger than your left?
By a small amount. Oh I just realised though, my left flap is slightly bigger. My left flap is a bad ass! "
Just spat out my coffee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just going to check my flaps...
They're hanging fairly evenly too. Maybe it's because I do yoga.
Could you pick up a bank card side on with your flaps? "
I dunno. Give me your credit card and I'll see what I can do with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right boob... Used to hate it now I don't care.
Also apparently my left side feels more pain, whenever I wax my legs it's always considerably sorer on the left leg. |
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"Just going to check my flaps...
They're hanging fairly evenly too. Maybe it's because I do yoga.
Could you pick up a bank card side on with your flaps?
I dunno. Give me your credit card and I'll see what I can do with it. "
How about Costa Coffee loyalty card? |
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