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What’s something you can say during sex but also while making a cup of tea?

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By *uke-de-Pleasure OP Man over a year ago

Leeds

Oooh! Well that hit the spot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've left the bag in too long.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

I like my tea like I like my men, weak and white

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll leave it in a bit longer

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

Do you take sweetener?

I prefer coffee, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a good quality teabag

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

Your sister does it better

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By *abluesbabyMan over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Oh don't you worry... I can squeeze a bit more out yet...

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By *irty-pairCouple over a year ago

South Essex

Would you like me to squeeze your bag?

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

Shit, the bag’s split

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By *ottoncandy42Woman over a year ago

Northampton

"Your sister does it better"

Hahaha

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By *irty-pairCouple over a year ago

South Essex

Fancy a splash of milk, vicar?

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By *orthmanMan over a year ago

Kendal

"Fancy a splash of milk, vicar?"

Full cream, I assume?

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Fancy a splash of milk, vicar?"

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

One lump or two?

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By *oeBeansMan over a year ago

Derby

You don't fancy it? Waiting for the milkman to arrive?

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By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

Take it to the back of your throat and swallow..

is it too hot do you need more of my milk?

Oh you love it, great

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By *artinMG4Man over a year ago

Leeds

"The vicar is rather late in coming this afternoon" said Mrs Ponsonby-Smythe as she stirred her tea with her other hand

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By *mp411Man over a year ago

chester

That'll do pig that'll do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll just rinse that out first, it’s got bits in it.

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By *isterPepperMan over a year ago

Central Swindon

If you want a cuppa ready for when we finish, you’ll have to shift your bum to the left a bit

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By *nitafantasyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I take it like a builder

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By *oTouchPleaseAndTeaseMan over a year ago

Harlow

Better warm up the pot first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oops. I've put too much in. It's overflowing.

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By *risxbrisxMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Oops. I've put too much in. It's overflowing. "

Its all over the floor now, can someone grab the tea towels before someone slips on this tripping hazard

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By *otdave75Man over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Fuck that’s hot

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

That's hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's hot

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By *lakeyboyMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry if its a bit pale and weak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

(Whilst checking the bottom) Where is this from?

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"I take it like a builder

Or a painters radio?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the kettle on.

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By *ungscotsman26Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Hurry up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooh went down the wrong hole

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By *imon-gMan over a year ago

Toytown

Gimme some sugar.

(Spent way too long in USA).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea-bagging

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Oooh went down the wrong hole "

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By *iscreteguy1287Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Your sister does it better"

Come on man.... nearly spilled my tea hahaha

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Can you stir it

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By *iscreteguy1287Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Those are some big cup"

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Im going to dunk My hobnob and you’re going to like it you saucy minx!!

***apologies to all the women i just sent wild with desire - its just a forum post - you’re never getting Me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More cream with tea

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By *ipsforlipsMan over a year ago

Midlands

Just how I like it, hot and wet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My balls are burning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you take it?

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By *ll make you laughMan over a year ago

uttoxeter

I’ll fill it up a bit more

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

That burning sensation in your crotch is perfectly normal!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want it in a cup or straight from the spout?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I just need to blow it a little.

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

Wow - look at your hand shaking!!! - ( making notes!)

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Get some Earl Grey down your throat..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just need to blow it a little."

This is what I was going to say

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

Do you always slurp so loudly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teabagin first followed by the white stuff ...

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

"Teabagin first followed by the white stuff ..."

Spat my coffee out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Teabagin first followed by the white stuff ...

Spat my coffee out

Mrs B

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By *andy 1Couple over a year ago

northeast

thats all its good for stiring the tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum does it better lmao!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like it warm and wet x

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

Do you want me to hold the base as I feed it into your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That’s enough now, take it out…

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By *xx90292Man over a year ago

London

Not sure I could drink all that, I only usually like a small one.

Go on! Get it down ya.

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

I think there are 5 of us sharing this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hurry up and put that strapon in me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Godddddd

I needed this. Badly…

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan over a year ago

Torquay

"Right, " said Fred, "Both of us together

One each end and steady as we go."

Tried to shift it, couldn't even lift it

We was getting nowhere

And so we had a cuppa tea and

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You’re dad doesn’t do it like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stewardess on a TWA transatlantic flight.

Would you like some of our TWA coffee?

NO, but I'd like some of your T W A. T

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it for Yorkshire.

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

Tastes like mud...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stop telling me I am doing it wrong.

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