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By *unx2019 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Moray

OK wierd one but have a ejaculating dildo but costing me a fortune buying imatation spunk.

Anyone got any ideas or recipes for making my own??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The mayo from a McChicken sandwich. It’s probably 85% real spunk anyway

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales


"The mayo from a McChicken sandwich. It’s probably 85% real spunk anyway "

I'm loving it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Icing sugar?

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire

carnation milk taste sweet aswell..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The mayo from a McChicken sandwich. It’s probably 85% real spunk anyway

I'm loving it. "

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By *xhib12Man  over a year ago

Blyth

Just type into google, 'how to make fake semen" and it comes up with lots of recipes.

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Moray

Just to say that know can't use certain stuff because of where it's going

Not sure about mayo, even McDonald's mayo lol

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By *iking_WitchWoman  over a year ago

Hinckley

It's quite common to use cornstarch but just an FYI any food stuff and none medical grade water can harbour bacteria and grow mould if not properly and thoroughly cleaned.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden

Search "how to make fake semen" on google.

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"OK wierd one but have a ejaculating dildo but costing me a fortune buying imatation spunk.

Anyone got any ideas or recipes for making my own?? "

Google some of the lubes you make up yourself from the powder. A little goes a LONG way.

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By *iromancergirl1Woman  over a year ago

bolton

Thickened water using arrowroot powder would give a good consistency.

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Moray

Never thought about Google... Duh!

Doubt even can get arrowroot up here, bit if a backwater lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do what I do, steal the condoms whilst they are sleeping.

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Moray


"Do what I do, steal the condoms whilst they are sleeping."

??????

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By *iromancergirl1Woman  over a year ago

bolton


"Never thought about Google... Duh!

Doubt even can get arrowroot up here, bit if a backwater lol"

its available in the supermarkets in the baking isle if you have a supermarket

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"Never thought about Google... Duh!

Doubt even can get arrowroot up here, bit if a backwater lol"

JLube can be delivered! Is the ejaculate for internal vaginal use? If so, I really wouldn't go down the foodstuffs root. If it's anywhere else, fill your boots, so to speak.

You could try liquidised horseradish. Might be a bit warm after a few seconds though.

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By *he love catsCouple  over a year ago

South Wales

Hair conditioner?

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Lube is probably your safest bet.. You don't want to get an infection or break your new toy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Egg whites

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville


" Is the ejaculate for internal vaginal use? If so, I really wouldn't go down the foodstuffs root. If it's anywhere else, fill your boots, so to speak.

"

This boffin common sense thinking tells me UTI's if not

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flour and water..... self raising obviously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK wierd one but have a ejaculating dildo but costing me a fortune buying imatation spunk.

Anyone got any ideas or recipes for making my own?? "

Yoghurt and water until you get the desired consistency, this is both body safe and edible

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By *annabarberaCouple  over a year ago

Staffs


"The mayo from a McChicken sandwich. It’s probably 85% real spunk anyway "

And there ends my love affair with McDonald's...

Mr C

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Start your own fertility clinic and ask for donations from the local male populace

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By *unx2019 OP   Couple  over a year ago

Moray


"Start your own fertility clinic and ask for donations from the local male populace"

I get plenty of local donations, this is more for kinky bedroom fun but thank you all for the tips xx

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

Whatever you can find in the pantry cupboard, but leave out the hot sauce.

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

local, but not too local


"Do what I do, steal the condoms whilst they are sleeping."

Waste not want not

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