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Can i say she’s my girlfriend if
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On the plus side we never argue!  | |||
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"The neighbours complain about the noises above But she only comes with a footpump" | |||
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"As long as you let her down, you're her boyfriend." pmsl - its in the t&c’s - that made me lol - do i detect the bitter experience of a crap boyfriend? Xxxx | |||
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"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue! "I've never seen a girl cum with a footpump  | |||
"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue!
I've never seen a girl cum with a footpump "You're not doing it right. | |||
"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue! "Is she willing to share? Saying that I'd probably puncture her with my pin dick  | |||
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"If you are still getting loads then she is not yet your girlfriend. If she's covered her ha'penny until you fix the fence...... she's your girlfriend." pmsl - sad but true!! Xxx | |||
"A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect "Can do that with a live one but there tends to be more repercussions!! | |||
"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue! "Is there a quick release valve? Puncture repair kit? Just wondering.... | |||
"A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect
Can do that with a live one but there tends to be more repercussions!! "She still makes noise though… Should we invent soundproof wardrobes? | |||
"A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect
Can do that with a live one but there tends to be more repercussions!!
She still makes noise though… Should we invent soundproof wardrobes? "I can see a joint venture happening nn | |||
"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue! "If she goes down on you, you know you’ve bought the deluxe version. | |||
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"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue!
If she goes down on you, you know you’ve bought the deluxe version."If she goes down on you, you need a puncture repair kit | |||
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"You’re all very damaged individual and i love you xxx" But unlike your girlfriend, we can't be fixed with duct tape | |||
"You’re all very damaged individual and i love you xxx But unlike your girlfriend, we can't be fixed with duct tape " Me, you, duct tape and several items of kitchen equipment…. You know you can’t resist the egg whisk you saucy minx xx  | |||
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"If you hold hands in public then yes you can.." | |||
"Poor lass will feel deflated if she reads this thread....." | |||
"She comes with a footpump??
On the plus side we never argue! "I bet even she still lets you down | |||
