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"I've always wanted to try:
Have you ever had Australian Meat?
no? would you like some?
Have you ever had an Australian kiss?
It’s like a French one, but down under  "
I'm gonna steal that one.. i had forgotten about that one lol
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over a year ago
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"Oh dear, I used to work in a cytogenetic lab - so when asked by a potential beu as to what I do for a living I'd say (already cringing) I take people's genes down to see what sex they are.  "
That is funny. Instantly, I'd be like putty haha.  |
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When we moved to Wales I told someone that I did have a bit of Welsh in me…….. he instantly asked if I’d like some more.
Then asked “ do you speak Welsh? Could I ask you to Llai Bach and Prestatyn?” |
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"Oh dear, I used to work in a cytogenetic lab - so when asked by a potential beu as to what I do for a living I'd say (already cringing) I take people's genes down to see what sex they are.
Plainly tried it on the wrong women then
That is funny. Instantly, I'd be like putty haha. "
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over a year ago
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"You know what winks and then fucks like a tiger? (Wink Wink)
Growling, snarling, biting, fur everywhere and it lasts a minute?
Then eats you.."
some on here need eating |
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"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?… |
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"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness …….
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?… "
Nicely done…… and if you don’t mind me saying, youve got the best fab name I’ve ever seen . Not a chat up line…. Genuine round of applause |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
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"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."
Hey. You seem to be in the wrong Newcastle. How about venturing north and I'll show you the sights |
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"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness …….
I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?…
Nicely done…… and if you don’t mind me saying, youve got the best fab name I’ve ever seen . Not a chat up line…. Genuine round of applause "
Thanks, I was trying to think how to wrangle it into another line but I’ve fallen short for now…. |
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I used to show a girl a £5 note and bet her the fiver I could kiss her mouth without ever touching her lips. She'd take the bet and I'd lose on purpose! Sometimes it worked....sometimes it didn't! |
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"Best chat up line you’ve used or heard…….. or the one you’re waiting to drop. I want to be inundated with clever naughtiness ……."
You look a little weary, did you have a hard day at the super-modelling photo shoot? |
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