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Who got fucked this morning
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"Well I filled up the car with petrol, does that count?
If it does .. then it felt painful tbf.
I filled up with diesel, should have spat on the pump before I put it in "
Might as well just get your cock out and have a wank while filling up because when I spend that sort of money I want a happy ending! |
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Me! I did! I got laid! It was bloody amazing!
Thanks for asking and giving me the chance to brag OP, much appreciated.
Beautiful time in a lovely hotel with the guy who ran a course I attended a couple of months ago.
I wasn't 100% sure whether he was flirting or whether I was so appallingly stupid that he'd decided I needed a HUGE amount of extra tuition, but he's been messaging me ever since.
Turns out he *was* flirting and it's all worked out amazingly brilliantly well with the promise of plenty of future dirty weekends in country house hotels.
So yes, I had sex this morning. Twice. Thanks for asking. |
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"Alas, no I did not get fucked this morning, felt pretty fucked though, like I'd been clubbed over the head with a large bag of rice... so that's something "
Is there a chance you'd been clubbed over the head with a large bag of rice and not noticed? Could be your answer right there. |
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"Alas, no I did not get fucked this morning, felt pretty fucked though, like I'd been clubbed over the head with a large bag of rice... so that's something
Is there a chance you'd been clubbed over the head with a large bag of rice and not noticed? Could be your answer right there."
Nah, I feel that way every morning |
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