"Why do you like in "From a town near you" - isn't it easier to name a town/city where you either live or where is the best well-known place?
Because I can....  "
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why do you like in "From a town near you" - isn't it easier to name a town/city where you either live or where is the best well-known place?
Because I can....
That is your prerogative of course."
It sure is... |
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Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol |
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"I wanna ask Rusty why he isnt asleep yet? Lol
I'm trying I'm trying 
Feeling the weight of the thumb already  lol
Wait for the bald spot - friction!! "
Sod off I'm already receding |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol"
I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol"
Moreover, why can't you be bi or gay, live 200 miles further north and have a penchant for fat, middle aged men ? |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol
I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym "
There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble  |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol
Moreover, why can't you be bi or gay, live 200 miles further north and have a penchant for fat, middle aged men ? "
I do wonder that sometimes as I would have a lot of men to chose from! |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol
I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym
There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble "
As nice as busy is (and he does come across a nice chap) hes not the right sex sorry.... and no busy that dont mean if you turn into a tv I will change my mind lol |
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"Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year  "
if you pass me a load of cash and look after my daughter i'll do it lol |
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"Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year "
I will.... Mines was all done about 6 weeks ago....and I'm missing shopping now.... Suppose I'll just have to go buy myself presents |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol
I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym
There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble
As nice as busy is (and he does come across a nice chap) hes not the right sex sorry.... and no busy that dont mean if you turn into a tv I will change my mind lol "
You're quite safe on that front, I don't look good in a frock - I look like Brenda or Audrey from the kitchen roll ads !  |
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"Why am I so horny all the time??? Im horny when I wake up. at lunch dinner and even when wake up in the middle of the night.. I fucked my ex 11 times in a day once and only stopped cause she was sore lol
I blame it on all the healthy eating and gym
There you go!! Bussy will give you a workout and something healthy to gobble
As nice as busy is (and he does come across a nice chap) hes not the right sex sorry.... and no busy that dont mean if you turn into a tv I will change my mind lol
You're quite safe on that front, I don't look good in a frock - I look like Brenda or Audrey from the kitchen roll ads ! "
Ha ha thats the kind of guys that message me!! |
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"Teletubbie... what is your item of choice (scooter, hat, ball or handbag)"
Hmm, look ridiculous on a scooter, crap at ball games (well, apart from the obvious 'ball' games!) and handbags just don't work for me, would have to say hat.
Have a roo suede aussie bush hat that I got in Australia, and love it! May have to go back for another....! |
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"Another question to all.
Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!
Question to Obi do you want me to find out where there is an AA meeting near to you??? "
No Thanks.
I'm with the RAC !   |
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"Who would like to do my Christmas shopping for me, am feeling very uninspired this year "
Why are you upside down ? Do all your shopping online ....... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Another question to all.
Can someone put the kettle on please - i'm hanging!
Question to Obi do you want me to find out where there is an AA meeting near to you???
No Thanks.
I'm with the RAC ! "
Good come back.... on form I see... |
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"Why an I sitting outside in the cold, and everyone else is in the cafe ? "
Are you a smoker ?
One thing I noticed in Berlin is that when the weather turns a bit parky, the cafes and bars put blankets outside on the chairs for the smokers to use whilst having a fag.
I thought it was a nice touch - couldn't do it here tho, some twat would be off with the blankets ! |
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"If I give the mechanic a chocolate bar will he fix my cab heaters ?
You obviously need to find a female mechanic for any hope of that working! "
I'll start looking  |
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"Who are the fuds that have broken into my shed 3 times in 2 weeks?
Is it Colin and Bertha????
no, they are locked up in the dungeon "
That's it! I'm calling social services! Colin should be free!!!! (He's a free range rubber chicken!)
Let Colin go! Let Colin go! What do we want? Free Colin! When do we want it? Cluck!!! |
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