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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"No one is that desperate, surely 
I’m not desperate… just having a morning wank!  "
If you can't find anyone else that says yes, come back to me. I'll have had coffee by then |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I should clarify…
I like boobs….
I have boobs. So we’re good right? "
I have moobs. I'd love some boobs but with this current cost of living crisis I can't afford to shell out on new clothes.
And I'd never get any work done if I got some..........  
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Call me crazy but… porn has been invented, hasn’t it?
Nope. Is a figment of your imagination
I like my imagination  "
Your imagination is a pervy pervert.
I kinda like it too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Call me crazy but… porn has been invented, hasn’t it?
Nope. Is a figment of your imagination
I like my imagination
Your imagination is a pervy pervert.
I kinda like it too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you buy me a McDonald’s breakfast first.
What about a pork pie?"
There’s some in my fridge but I’m nowhere near my fridge. Thanks for ruining my morning |
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"If you buy me a McDonald’s breakfast first.
What about a pork pie?
There’s some in my fridge but I’m nowhere near my fridge. Thanks for ruining my morning "
Gutting, I finished mine off for breakfast  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you buy me a McDonald’s breakfast first.
What about a pork pie?
There’s some in my fridge but I’m nowhere near my fridge. Thanks for ruining my morning
Gutting, I finished mine off for breakfast "
I’m not jealous… honestly |
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"If you buy me a McDonald’s breakfast first.
What about a pork pie?
There’s some in my fridge but I’m nowhere near my fridge. Thanks for ruining my morning
Gutting, I finished mine off for breakfast
I’m not jealous… honestly "
Gees, now I feel bad |
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"No one is that desperate, surely
I’m not desperate… just having a morning wank!
If you can't find anyone else that says yes, come back to me. I'll have had coffee by then"
I'll go make a coffee and see how this has panned-out when I'm back with a cup of rich strong black coffee... |
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