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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Is that I’m sitting on a leather armchair, I have a feeling I will meld into it

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Leather toothpaste. It would be an unusual flavour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that I’m away on a works thing, and have to share a room with a colleague

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I wore shorts and parked the car in the sun yesterday

I had to hover above the seat until the air con kicked in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wore shorts and parked the car in the sun yesterday

I had to hover above the seat until the air con kicked in "

Ouchy!!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Is that I’m away on a works thing, and have to share a room with a colleague"

Mr N used to hate this even though my only happened once, they were always suggesting it. Why do they make adults do this?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"Is that I’m sitting on a leather armchair, I have a feeling I will meld into it"

I don’t like it when your bum sticks to the leather

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Leather toothpaste. It would be an unusual flavour"

Mmmm, leather toothpaste

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"I wore shorts and parked the car in the sun yesterday

I had to hover above the seat until the air con kicked in

Ouchy!!"

it was!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s a dog in the room. ..,

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Is that I’m sitting on a leather armchair, I have a feeling I will meld into it

I don’t like it when your bum sticks to the leather

I don’t like it when my bum sticks either

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that I’m away on a works thing, and have to share a room with a colleague

Mr N used to hate this even though my only happened once, they were always suggesting it. Why do they make adults do this?"

I don’t know. I wouldn’t mind if it was the right colleague

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Is that I’m away on a works thing, and have to share a room with a colleague

Mr N used to hate this even though my only happened once, they were always suggesting it. Why do they make adults do this?"

Skinflint bosses

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"Is that I’m away on a works thing, and have to share a room with a colleague

Mr N used to hate this even though my only happened once, they were always suggesting it. Why do they make adults do this?

Skinflint bosses"

Yep!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

I don’t like it when my bum sticks either

Preferable to when your bum stinks

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Is that I’m sitting on a leather armchair, I have a feeling I will meld into it"

Wore shorts yesterday and had this exact problem when I tried to get up out of the dentist chair - only to find my legs and the chair had become one!

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"There’s a dog in the room. ..,

Kick the dog out

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Is that I’m sitting on a leather armchair, I have a feeling I will meld into it"

Put a towel or sheet down

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"Is that I’m sitting on a leather armchair, I have a feeling I will meld into it"

Just get naked. Or don’t. Stop moaning about it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a dog in the room. ..,

Kick the dog out"

He’s a grumpy dog.

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By *olgate OP Man over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Of course he’s grumpy, he wants to watch

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