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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't know why nothing dries my vagina up quite as quick as that phrase 
Except maybe "trouble". Either being called it or asked if I'm staying out of it. Serious ick.
What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What are u?"
..They probably mean my ancestry, but perhaps don't get into that with the first message ..& articulate it like how arnold talked to the alien at the end of the predator film . (.."what the hell are you?"..) |
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Pretty much any form of communication that reads like it was typed out by someone wearing mittens.
Also, any sort of message that immediately mentions my cock or ass and what they'd like to do to it.
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""I'm gonna" (insert badly written porn here)
I read that as poem for a moment. Thought you were being a bit harsh.  "
Nah. I mean stuff like "you're gonna squirt so much that the whole of Manchester will be flooded, just at the sight of my glorious cock" (although probably not that well written) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I'm gonna" (insert badly written porn here)
I read that as poem for a moment. Thought you were being a bit harsh.
Nah. I mean stuff like "you're gonna squirt so much that the whole of Manchester will be flooded, just at the sight of my glorious cock" (although probably not that well written)"
That was quite poetic. |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
""What are u?"
..They probably mean my ancestry, but perhaps don't get into that with the first message ..& articulate it like how arnold talked to the alien at the end of the predator film . (.."what the hell are you?"..)"
Just wow at that ... |
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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"Don't know why nothing dries my vagina up quite as quick as that phrase
Except maybe "trouble". Either being called it or asked if I'm staying out of it. Serious ick.
What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases?? "
Same here along with How’s you babe grrrr!! and WUU2, why don’t they save the finger work and don’t bother sending that message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Babe or baby from someone much younger than me
Mmmmmmm
Wuu2?
You free now ?
Can I ask you a question "
All of these for sure but the “can I ask you a question” one straight up infuriates me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't know why nothing dries my vagina up quite as quick as that phrase
Except maybe "trouble". Either being called it or asked if I'm staying out of it. Serious ick.
What are your "please god no, my vag can't take it" phrases?? "
Will you role-play being my Mum/Auntie.
Yeah, I'll role play - 'I brought you into the world and I will take you out of it, now fuck off before I tell your father'
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"You're the most beautiful this n that, over complementing puts me off. Bitch please, see me first thing in the morning, then say it to me again."
You sre the most beautiful old had I have ever seen this side of a fish wife's gurning convention  |
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