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"I get cramp if I try to have a wank with ma left hand 
Get someone else to wank you off with their left hand.
Good idea, who could you recommend?  "
Rex. |
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"I get cramp if I try to have a wank with ma left hand
Get someone else to wank you off with their left hand.
Good idea, who could you recommend?
Rex."
Dogs can lick their own bollocks, but he's not coming anywhere near mine   |
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"I get cramp if I try to have a wank with ma left hand
Get someone else to wank you off with their left hand.
Good idea, who could you recommend?
Rex.
Dogs can lick their own bollocks, but he's not coming anywhere near mine "
Aww Rex is like an excitable puppy...one that's not yet house trained  |
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"I get cramp if I try to have a wank with ma left hand
Get someone else to wank you off with their left hand.
Good idea, who could you recommend?
*Coughs*
I'd offer Ace but I'm right handed "
I'd settle for that, just close my eyes and pretend you were doing it left handed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I get cramp if I try to have a wank with ma left hand
Get someone else to wank you off with their left hand.
Good idea, who could you recommend?
Rex.
Dogs can lick their own bollocks, but he's not coming anywhere near mine "
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"Fun actual fact - Left handers life expectancy is 9 years less than right handers. Sorry lefties  "
That's because we are forced to use right handed scissors and right handed tin openers, and chaos can easily ensue. |
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"Fun actual fact - Left handers life expectancy is 9 years less than right handers. Sorry lefties
That's because we are forced to use right handed scissors and right handed tin openers, and chaos can easily ensue."
I was just about to say that they had to cancel it, as no bugger could cut the ribbon at the opening ceremony |
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