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"I’m back Jim!
It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday. "
Back and first! This is the best Friday ever!
How’re you Jim?  |
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"I’m back Jim!
It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday.
Back and first! This is the best Friday ever!
How’re you Jim? "
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi  "
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? "
Being a sad git, I actually did some homework on that line. Apparently, Juliet Is actually asking why he is Romeo, not where he is. Old English conversion stuff. |
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Being a sad git, I actually did some homework on that line. Apparently, Juliet Is actually asking why he is Romeo, not where he is. Old English conversion stuff. "
Okay, well I wanted to know exactly where you are at this moment. Now I want to know why you're Romeo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"(Takes an enormous inhale)....bottles it.... Hi
Romeo, I'm disappointed. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo.
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Being a sad git, I actually did some homework on that line. Apparently, Juliet Is actually asking why he is Romeo, not where he is. Old English conversion stuff.
Okay, well I wanted to know exactly where you are at this moment. Now I want to know why you're Romeo."
Right now.. Like now now. I'm in gorleston on sea. Why am I romeo. Cursed not to find love I reckon. (Cue violin concerto in (pathetic minor). Obviously with a compelling conductor. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away*
Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast  |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away*
Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day. |
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Evening EJ 
Evening fabulous Fabbers above and below
...cake  anyone?!  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily. 
No cake for me, but thank you for asking. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away*
Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day."
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He's in Gorleston on Sea  . ^
Git
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 it's banta such as this that keeps a guy coming back for more. "
You don't often hear people being called gits these days. I enjoyed that. |
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Evening EJ
Evening fabulous Fabbers above and below
...cake anyone?!
Victoria sponge? "
I don't know what the Beckhams are up to tonight. I wouldn't like to speculate. |
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?"
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away*
Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day.
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today "
Oh, Mrs KC.
Going back to the other night. I think, I think, I might inadvertently drop the n in Tranmere. |
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you?
Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear.
Q
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That'll do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in "
You're back home. I'm not sure I'd want to move back to my hometown. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon "
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on my chair all afternoon.  |
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I don't blame you. It's been too flippin' hot to do much else. Smileyface |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m back Jim!
It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday.
Back and first! This is the best Friday ever!
How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?"
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff |
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you?
Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear.
Q
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That'll do."
Thanks. Off to bed to sleep it off.
If only there was a hot Lady to soothe my brow too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Gooooood evening everyone!
I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood. 
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.  |
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on ma chair all afternoon. "
Fixed it for you. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away*
Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day.
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today
Oh, Mrs KC.
Going back to the other night. I think, I think, I might inadvertently drop the n in Tranmere."
Well, Jim, I have to tell you that it's not a silent 'n'. Unless you're singing some of the songs that are popular on the terraces. In those cases, we do paraphrase a bit and it might sound more like Tra-meeeeee-ur (repeat ad infinitum ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening all
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Quiet¹. How are you?
Had a great night out with the neighbours. Feeling slightly worse for wear.
Q
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That'll do.
Thanks. Off to bed to sleep it off.
If only there was a hot Lady to soothe my brow too. "
Na night. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m back Jim!
It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday.
Back and first! This is the best Friday ever!
How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff "
Are you going to blow them up?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gooooood evening everyone!
I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening. "
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot? |
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in
You're back home. I'm not sure I'd want to move back to my hometown."
I've come to the big city to look for the streets paved with gold lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m back Jim!
It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday.
Back and first! This is the best Friday ever!
How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff
Are you going to blow them up? "
Can’t say on here (yes!!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on ma chair all afternoon.
Fixed it for you."
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"STAND UP STRAIGHT, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK INTO THAT FORUM LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE."
Yes, yes. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. You're a most welcome positive addition to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. That's excellent advice. And I hope you don't mind me saying, you have magnificent posture. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! This is my greeting to you *lifts top, does the hippy-hippy shake and puts 'em away*
Today has been another Work day. Mr KC bounced me down some stairs, strapped into a strange contraption and later, we hid in a room and snogged a bit. Summer lovin', had me a blast
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Blimey, I wasn't expecting that.
And I wasn't expecting that.
What a day.
Fire evacuation chairs are not comfy. Or dignified. I didn't think it through and I wore a short skirt today
Oh, Mrs KC.
Going back to the other night. I think, I think, I might inadvertently drop the n in Tranmere.
Well, Jim, I have to tell you that it's not a silent 'n'. Unless you're singing some of the songs that are popular on the terraces. In those cases, we do paraphrase a bit and it might sound more like Tra-meeeeee-ur (repeat ad infinitum )"
I'm just such a football fan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hello Jim, first time caller, regular lurker! New to Derby and considering a late pint
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Adrian. I love first time callers. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. What do you think of Derby?
I grew up in Ilkeston so it's not scarry, but not been here for 30+ years so easing my way back in
You're back home. I'm not sure I'd want to move back to my hometown.
I've come to the big city to look for the streets paved with gold lol "
Good luck with that.   |
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"Gooooood evening everyone!
I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot?"
Well good for you for dragging him out. You really took charge of the situation, you're a lioness.
It's hot, hot, hot.
I'm going to to get a cherry cola drink, and take a look at the moon for myself. |
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" Good evening
You sure like your ducks. Trouble is they're so damn greedy, would an intermission for snuggling be ok while I recuperate. "
I wouldn't say no to snuggles as long as I get to have my hair played with.•°° |
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"I’m back Jim!
It's back! And you're first! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Happy Friday.
Back and first! This is the best Friday ever!
How’re you Jim?
It's your moment, enjoy the moment.
I'm too hot. What's happening in your world?
My bank are being awful so I’m plotting on them. That’s the exciting stuff
Are you going to blow them up?
Can’t say on here (yes!!)
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If the authorities ask me anything, I'll say nothing. |
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"STAND UP STRAIGHT, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK INTO THAT FORUM LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE.
Yes, yes. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. You're a most welcome positive addition to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. That's excellent advice. And I hope you don't mind me saying, you have magnificent posture."
Why good evening yourself Jim. I do say you're the spitting image of perfection on this fine evening. Whatever it is, Get in there and smash it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gooooood evening everyone!
I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot?
Well good for you for dragging him out. You really took charge of the situation, you're a lioness.
It's hot, hot, hot.
I'm going to to get a cherry cola drink, and take a look at the moon for myself."
Cherry cola! My favourite. I got a vanilla today actually as I haven't had one for a few years. I'll have that tomorrow once I'm back home after my big walk.
How's the moon looking? |
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"STAND UP STRAIGHT, SHOULDERS BACK, WALK INTO THAT FORUM LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE.
Yes, yes. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. You're a most welcome positive addition to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by the Greeters Guild. That's excellent advice. And I hope you don't mind me saying, you have magnificent posture.
Why good evening yourself Jim. I do say you're the spitting image of perfection on this fine evening. Whatever it is, Get in there and smash it! "
Hahahaha. |
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"Alreeeeet Jim et al, I've been asleep in ma chair all afternoon
I'm a bit jealous! I've been so tired today and wish I could have slept on my chair all afternoon. "
That's one of the plus points of having a nice comfy electric recliner |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Gooooood evening everyone!
I just got back from watching the moon rise and it was so bloody beautiful and has put me in such an amazing mood.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. What a wonderfully romantic way to spend a sultry evening.
I know!! I had to beg my partner to come with me and he was so miserable I was dragging him out but then he saw the moon rise across the sea and was just as besotted as I was.
How's the weather where you are Jim? Still hot hot hot?
Well good for you for dragging him out. You really took charge of the situation, you're a lioness.
It's hot, hot, hot.
I'm going to to get a cherry cola drink, and take a look at the moon for myself.
Cherry cola! My favourite. I got a vanilla today actually as I haven't had one for a few years. I'll have that tomorrow once I'm back home after my big walk.
How's the moon looking?"
I'm good to look now. |
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"Good Eeeevening Jim,
How was your week?"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I nearly missed you. But then I fixed the situation. I've done this before.
It was alright. |
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"Evening one and all.....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dirty . What was the last dirty thing you did?
Unblocked the toilet Jim that was pretty dirty..... "
You can't put a price on sanitation. |
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Busted. I've been caught. "
Thought you might have wished to suggest that whoever did the rhyme did the crime. Admisison from yourself will save a few loopdiloops in court. |
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"Who did a fart? It's a bit stinky in here.
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
Whoever denied it supplied it
There was no denial at play here Mr Watson. We already have our culprit."
When it's a fart situation, it really is a case of, no shit  . |
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton.
A big hello everyone.  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo. |
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton.
A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo."
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption. |
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"Good evening get out and look at the skies. Hope everything well with everyone. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Blu. Shoulders back and look up at the sky like you own it. |
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton.
A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo.
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption. "
Get yourself Carding Mill Valley. That's the place for looking at the night sky. |
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton.
A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo.
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption.
Get yourself Carding Mill Valley. That's the place for looking at the night sky."
It’s pretty awesome here. |
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"Hi Jim. I’m in a field camping out at Church Stratton.
A big hello everyone.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fiddle. You're not far away! Assuming Stratton was a typo.
You as always are correct. That is a fair assumption.
Get yourself Carding Mill Valley. That's the place for looking at the night sky.
It’s pretty awesome here. "
A beautiful part of this planet. And Church Stretton isn't bad either you handsome swine. |
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"Evening sexy people
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Twisted. Are you into being fisted?
Not currently, maybe after a few more beers "
Hahahaha. Open minded, that's the spirit! |
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all.
Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx"
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You pop at any speed you like. You make your own rules. x |
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all.
Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You pop at any speed you like. You make your own rules. x"
Why thank you, Jimothy.
It's too hot to rush xx |
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"Evening Jimothy. Evening all.
Just popping in for a quick hello. Xx
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.
You pop at any speed you like. You make your own rules. x
Why thank you, Jimothy.
It's too hot to rush xx"
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"What's the temperature in your home?
I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer "
Please do. I'll ask you tomorrow what the temperature is in your flat. |
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"Our next door neighbours are being noisy outside but if we shut the window, we might braise gently in our own juices
Call the cops."
I've quite literally got them on speed dial after recent events (well, the ones who deal with a different area ) |
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"Our next door neighbours are being noisy outside but if we shut the window, we might braise gently in our own juices
Call the cops.
I've quite literally got them on speed dial after recent events (well, the ones who deal with a different area )"
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"What's the temperature in your home?
I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer
Please do. I'll ask you tomorrow what the temperature is in your flat. "
In the meantime I'm off to stick ma head in the freezer |
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"What's the temperature in your home?
I'll have to nip to Wilko's in the morning to buy a thermometer
Please do. I'll ask you tomorrow what the temperature is in your flat.
In the meantime I'm off to stick ma head in the freezer "
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975.
Liar
I've seen the evidence.
What about Benny and Björn?"
Between them they invented hipsters. |
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The HippyChick joke of the day.
My friend asked me, "what's the best part about living in Switzerland?" I said "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus." |
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"Agnetha Fältskog and Anni-Frid Lyngstad created Pokémon in 1975.
Liar
I've seen the evidence.
What about Benny and Björn?
Jim wants a man after midnight "
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