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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.  "
I like this one 
I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded..."
Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.
I like this one
I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house. "
You wouldn't have liked that one bud!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.
I like this one
I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house.
You wouldn't have liked that one bud! "
Actually that made no sense to your reply. Ignore me I'm on my 4th can and multitasking.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A partner as opposed to a quick shag off a fuck site?
Hmm.. lots of things but the most shallow?
Probably if they’re always on Insta and a huge fan of TOWIE and the like.
I know. Judge me like I judge you.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having the same name as my ex "
Oh. That could be the worst. Funny story about that!
4 of us (friends) got with girls/women who had the same name or very similar. It was all sorts of wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I don’t find you attractive, I don’t care how great your personality is, it just ain’t happening
Marc"
And that right there is the gospel of fab! Why a tomb of a bio is no more than a yawn to a women, if ... She doesn't see physical lust. Women say they don't much appreciate cock pics, unless it's the right one is what they mean. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I actually feel awful saying this because a job is a job but if your around my age and work in a bar or supermarket you're probably not for me. "
Ooooooooo that’s a deep one
That’s what the thread is for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a foot fetish and even though I don't expect every woman to be into it, it still creeps me out if the second toe is longer than the big toe "
Awww man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a foot fetish and even though I don't expect every woman to be into it, it still creeps me out if the second toe is longer than the big toe
Awww man "
You may be the exception  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite
You’d hate me
In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?! "
Ahaha nicely done. You know what I meant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and lasses that do the pouty thing in every pic they send
It makes me worry my granny was right and they had pulled that face when the wind changed direction and now always look like there sucking on a spiders winky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class  "
Am I fuck but if he can't afford percy pigs and little M&S tapas then he's too poor for my high wage criteria (75,000 yearly wage). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Having a tight foreskin that doesn't fully retract. Just can't do them.
Yeah I can understand tight foreskins "
Also if they've taken a dick pic on the toilet, pic taken in front of a dirty mirror or a messy room |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Am I fuck but if he can't afford percy pigs and little M&S tapas then he's too poor for my high wage criteria (75,000 yearly wage)."
I’m laughing but I’m triggered so I’m going to scream about the cost of living crisis. Brb. |
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"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite
You’d hate me
In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?!
Ahaha nicely done. You know what I meant "
I have no idea what you could possibly mean |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner  "
Damn I used to like her. Fair |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not keen on a lot of chub (a bit is okay). Yes, I AM a hypocrite
You’d hate me
In what way are you hypocritical, Steve?!
Ahaha nicely done. You know what I meant
I have no idea what you could possibly mean "
Nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Am I fuck but if he can't afford percy pigs and little M&S tapas then he's too poor for my high wage criteria (75,000 yearly wage)."
You didn't say what currency though  |
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"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...
Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK"
I thought I'd be like this. Turns out not so much  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner "
It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...
Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK
I thought I'd be like this. Turns out not so much "
Shame! Shame! Shame!
kidding this is a safe space |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner
It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing."
c o k e sale * |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner
It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.
c o k e sale * "
Oh shit you’re from the hood. |
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By *nobyMan
over a year ago
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"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.
I like this one
I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house. "
You are what you eat…that’s why they call me a twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just cannot fuck guys who look like 
In size or like beard colour?
Snow White hair and or beard....
Body size doesn't bother me "
Oh thank God!
*Denzel gif* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll only give oral to a women with a tidy garden. Let's just say I had a yuk prior experience.
I like this one
I was always raised to believe that you shouldn’t eat at any or everybody’s house.
You are what you eat…that’s why they call me a twat"
He could spend hours down there^  |
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"I've rejected people for their name incase I screamed it during sex and didn't like how it sounded...
Same I’ve done this. Same name as family members - BLOCK
I thought I'd be like this. Turns out not so much
Shame! Shame! Shame!
kidding this is a safe space"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner
It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.
c o k e sale *
Oh shit you’re from the hood. "
I actually am. I've seen some crazy shit growing up in the rough parts of Salford.
But it made me who I an. I'm now a professional gangster living my best life with men who earn £75,000 annually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner
It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing.
c o k e sale *
Oh shit you’re from the hood.
I actually am. I've seen some crazy shit growing up in the rough parts of Salford.
But it made me who I an. I'm now a professional gangster living my best life with men who earn £75,000 annually. "
You’ve made it
Love that for you, Sal x |
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"If he doesn't shop weekly at M&S then he's not for me
Oh my what have we here? Are you a middle class
Of course. Lemon is from the Ford of Sal, and there is an M&S on every street corner
It's not just any M&S, it's an M&S with a chance of a sale and a possible stabbing."
On the Shopping Shitty |
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