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"Definitely like to reincarnated as a richer, handsomer and more talented version of myself... with a more generous endowment as well. " *be | |||
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"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team? Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe. What about YOU, Fabsters? Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker" Yeah good point. Can I change mine to sinister underground human experimentation lab monkey? | |||
"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team? Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe. What about YOU, Fabsters? Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker Yeah good point. Can I change mine to sinister underground human experimentation lab monkey? " That was my second choice!!! | |||
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"Me? Sports bra fitter for the Swedish ladies volleyball team? Bit weird? Hmmm. Maybe. What about YOU, Fabsters? Everyone's saying something positive so Child soldier or sweat shop worker Yeah good point. Can I change mine to sinister underground human experimentation lab monkey? " Only if it's for a cartoonish style of world domination for a mad scientist! | |||
"Blake Lively. " Good call | |||
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"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy " I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it | |||
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"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it " I would find you random things to poke if I could... not while we're in Tesco though | |||
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"Blake Lively. " No shit | |||
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"Blake Lively. No shit " I'll get my man one way or another. | |||
"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy " You'll get arrested x | |||
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"Blake Lively. No shit I'll get my man one way or another." Move to Wrexham then | |||
"A hot bodied woman So I’d know what it would be like to adored just for that " Looks fade, personality matures x | |||
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"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it I would find you random things to poke if I could... not while we're in Tesco though" Awww … But I just wanna poke yoooooouuuuuuu | |||
"Blake Lively. No shit I'll get my man one way or another. Move to Wrexham then" Planning it. | |||
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"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King. All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand. " Have a mars bar or wank or something and chill! | |||
"Megladon " What a lonely existence | |||
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"A Greenland Shark, that lives for hundreds of years, probably because they do fuck all and nobody notices. I find that lifestyle rather appealing" Dont forget the toxic flesh | |||
"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King. All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand. " Well yes because Sheep are farm animals and not people | |||
"A bloke so I can poke things with my willy I’m a bloke and nobody lets *me* poke them with it I would find you random things to poke if I could... not while we're in Tesco though Awww … But I just wanna poke yoooooouuuuuuu " Oh you smooth talker you, on my way for a game of horizontal hokey pokey | |||
"Megladon What a lonely existence " There's loads of people in jurassic Park though | |||
"Blake Lively. No shit I'll get my man one way or another. Move to Wrexham then Planning it. " Then you can hang out with me | |||
"Blake Lively. No shit I'll get my man one way or another. Move to Wrexham then Planning it. Then you can hang out with me " Yay!! We're off Ryan stalking then wine drinking. | |||
"Megladon What a lonely existence There's loads of people in jurassic Park though" Let me guess, you just want a kiss, right? | |||
"Megladon What a lonely existence There's loads of people in jurassic Park though Let me guess, you just want a kiss, right?" Nah I want to scare | |||
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"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. " The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. | |||
"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King. All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand. " | |||
"Megladon What a lonely existence There's loads of people in jurassic Park though Let me guess, you just want a kiss, right? Nah I want to scare " A big fuck off shark would have that effect though, mission accomplished | |||
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"I’d rather not, wouldn’t wanna witness the likely shitshow that will be the 22nd century" Sensible | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. " Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time! They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan. | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time! They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan. " Was that the idea to rush the dardanelles with pre-dreadnaught ships, because that did not end well? | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time! They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan. " He drank like a fish, I'm surprised he had any thoughts | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. " Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there | |||
"Blake Lively. No shit I'll get my man one way or another. Move to Wrexham then Planning it. Then you can hang out with me Yay!! We're off Ryan stalking then wine drinking. " Hell to the yeah girl | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there" No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished. | |||
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"I’d be reincarnated as a housecat. Preferably a lap cat of a handsome male so he strokes me all day. " I agree with that. | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Happy reading,and bedtime story, or even sat on the loo, brainstorming quality time! They say winston churchill had a brainstorm ,sat on the loo pan. Was that the idea to rush the dardanelles with pre-dreadnaught ships, because that did not end well?" It was constipation! But he took it as a wave of postitivty to move forwards with action,and all to agree. Has he come back? As what? | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished. " Not seen that. Will check it out, thank you. Yes it's a good watch, some stories are just incredible. | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. " No. It's not a real thing. | |||
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"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished. Not seen that. Will check it out, thank you. Yes it's a good watch, some stories are just incredible." You're very welcome! Another great series that isn't on Netflix but is similar is called Masters of Sex. Mindhunter is about the first team to investigate serial killers and profile them to create a forensic psychology and profiling department in the FBI. Masters of Sex is about the first Doctor in the US to research sex in the 50's. Both great, and based on true events! | |||
"Does anybody know of anybodys return,as a re-incarnation in whatever form? Good,bad ugly!! Or otherwise.. The woman who claimed to be reincarnated from an ancient egyptian priestess and helped archaeologists discover a temple under the sand they had no idea existed, her name was Dorothy Eady. I have no idea how valid it really is but I've yet to find information disproving it. Very compelling story at least. Have you see the show on Netflix called Surviving Death. It covers a range of topics including reincarnation over 6 episodes, some very interesting stories on there No but thank you for the recommendation! I've not had much to watch on Netflix since Mindhunters finished. Not seen that. Will check it out, thank you. Yes it's a good watch, some stories are just incredible. You're very welcome! Another great series that isn't on Netflix but is similar is called Masters of Sex. Mindhunter is about the first team to investigate serial killers and profile them to create a forensic psychology and profiling department in the FBI. Masters of Sex is about the first Doctor in the US to research sex in the 50's. Both great, and based on true events! " I love stuff like that thank you | |||
"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King. All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand. Slippy! You returned a 2 legged sheap? Post your pic up,dont be shy now. 1 down, many more from you to come heh! Bud " | |||
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"Hayley Atwells cat" Hayley Atwell’s pussy? | |||
"Hayley Atwells cat Hayley Atwell’s pussy? " Go easy on the fish flavoured treats | |||
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"A sloth. Female sloths hang out in trees and actually scream when they want sex. I feel totally ready for reincarnation." The male sloth reacts to the scream “wait there babe! I’m on my way……,,,,,,,……..,,,,,,,,:……,, just wait!..,,,,,,,………,,,…” | |||
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"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King. All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand. Slippy! You returned a 2 legged sheap? Post your pic up,dont be shy now. 1 down, many more from you to come heh! Bud " Not shy matey, just selective. Don't know what your problem is but you're almost acting like someone I've turned down. Grow up, grow a pair and move on | |||
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"God" Yes my dear? | |||
"Al Johnson, Alf Garnet Or Martin Luther King. All highlighted something in very different ways that sheep may not understand. Slippy! You returned a 2 legged sheap? Post your pic up,dont be shy now. 1 down, many more from you to come heh! Bud Not shy matey, just selective. Don't know what your problem is but you're almost acting like someone I've turned down. Grow up, grow a pair and move on" Lol your so well funny. Stand up comedy heh. You have the problem,and you are a problem. Carry on as you are,coz you got huge heavy ones!! | |||
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"A bird… but not like a shit bird, like a parrot or something beautiful. Or a mermaid ?? " So. I have this fantasy about a mermaid….. | |||
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"A bird… but not like a shit bird, like a parrot or something beautiful. Or a mermaid ?? So. I have this fantasy about a mermaid….. " Same… but then I think about the logistics of it | |||
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"Someone who can do pottery. I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it." Give it a go - be a laugh having a collection of deformed clay cocks to drink out of - a real conversation starter at swanky dinner parties - this one i call the ‘John Holmes’ as you can fit 1.2litres in it!!! Bet you’d actually be pretty good at it xx | |||
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"Someone who can do pottery. I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it. Give it a go - be a laugh having a collection of deformed clay cocks to drink out of - a real conversation starter at swanky dinner parties - this one i call the ‘John Holmes’ as you can fit 1.2litres in it!!! Bet you’d actually be pretty good at it xx" You know what I like! | |||
"God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute. " If you pretend to be lost - i’ll take you back to her - she’ll give me a thankyou shag and you get a kipper - Win - win - win!! | |||
"Someone who can do pottery. I mean I could learn it now - but I feel I would be crap at it. Give it a go - be a laugh having a collection of deformed clay cocks to drink out of - a real conversation starter at swanky dinner parties - this one i call the ‘John Holmes’ as you can fit 1.2litres in it!!! Bet you’d actually be pretty good at it xx You know what I like! " Awwwww you made me blush!! You could have one called ‘the todger’ after me. - no good for drinking out of so may as well shove it up your arse!! Uncanny how that worked out!! | |||
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"God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute. If you pretend to be lost - i’ll take you back to her - she’ll give me a thankyou shag and you get a kipper - Win - win - win!! " Oh Todge. I did say 'high class' | |||
"God or the fat cat of a Parisienne high class prostitute. If you pretend to be lost - i’ll take you back to her - she’ll give me a thankyou shag and you get a kipper - Win - win - win!! Oh Todge. I did say 'high class' " Ffs - i’ll settle for a blowjob and you can have smoked salmon! Xx | |||
"I'd be me again...I love me" Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin. | |||
"I'd be me again...I love me Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin. Pmsl...good job I'm a fan of sarcasm " | |||
"I'd be me again...I love me Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin. Pmsl...good job I'm a fan of sarcasm " It was less sarky n more fun. xx You have nice knees too | |||
"I'd be me again...I love me Me too ! Just look at you. Feet on the wheel, Big Man Boots and a wonderful whiff of confidence..... perfection in ink on skin. Pmsl...good job I'm a fan of sarcasm It was less sarky n more fun. xx You have nice knees too " Ah thanks! When I'm done with them they're yours I can see a knee appreciation thread coming... | |||
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