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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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someone describes your body as ‘meaty’, that means fat right? I’m cool with it but just clarifying.
Anyway, what’s the smallest household object you can use to cover your bits or bobs? Or boobs…  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Meaty. Up there with squishy.
How's the sunning going?
Probably a fruit basket.  "
Squishy but manly. Grr.
I’m going a lovely colour. Spending as much time as I can manage outside.
I know yours going ace  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That annoying peel seal on milk bottles.
Hahahahaha respect for this one "
The bit between thumb and finger always breaks off and triggers an immediate ffs! reaction even when in a chilled mood. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fridge freezer
Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time
It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small  "
You silly sausage.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fridge freezer
Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time
It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small
You silly sausage. "
It’s true |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 x casserole pots
Which reminds me, that I once carved two large pumpkins, to pop a boob in each, for a fab Halloween photo challenge Posh hosted"
The things you do for fab 
Are the casserole pots for your boobs? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A fridge freezer
Blimey, how big are your bits? I bet the guys ask you all the time
It’s the belly that’s big cutey - the boobs are small
You silly sausage.
It’s true "
I’m going to need to see boob pics please.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A chocolate finger.....probably melt into a chocolate button in this heat...
And would a chocolate button do? ?
Let you know once the finger has melted "
Has it melted? |
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"2 x casserole pots
Which reminds me, that I once carved two large pumpkins, to pop a boob in each, for a fab Halloween photo challenge Posh hosted
The things you do for fab
Are the casserole pots for your boobs? "
Yes I went for the "Or boobs" options. My vag needs as much air as possible in this heat |
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"For my boobies, probably a couple of meaty steaks (big 'uns, obviously) 
So not the small vegan quorn ones? They won’t do? "
They are too small. I think a Quorn Swedish Style Ball might just cover my areolas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"4 seater sofa.
I am calling bull poo because nobody owns a sofa that big these days. When would you even use a sofa that big "
Omg you're saying I don't have 3 friends! 
Ah shit it's true.  |
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