"I’ve just rudely been called a catfish
WTF
Seriously I’m a male who badly imitates a female and enjoy meeting guys for sex
Who on earth would I be if I’m using my profile as a catfish "
This really made me chuckle. I really hope that was your intention  |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?  "
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life 
This is a joke before anyone kicks off. |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off."
Ah now this made me laugh.  |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off.
Ah now this made me laugh. "
It’s becoming a habit. You’re getting too happy for my liking. |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off."
Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off.
Ah now this made me laugh.
It’s becoming a habit. You’re getting too happy for my liking."
Ok ok, I'll put the wine down!!! |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off.
Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you"
Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe. |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off."
See I would of thought it was because you are a bottom feeder in a very muddy pond, but that's just me  |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off.
Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you
Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe."
She must do if she married you |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off.
Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you
Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe.
She must do if she married you "
Psst, she's calling you a joke buddy. You going to take that? |
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"I’m a massive catfish. I’ve got half decent thighs but the rest of me looks like a freddo.
Mr or Mrs?
Mr. She’s not a catfish. She looks just as bad in pictures as she does in real life
This is a joke before anyone kicks off.
Your a brave man if you ment it she would have killed you
Luckily she has a great sense of humour so I think I’m safe.
She must do if she married you "
Jealousy isn’t a good look on you. |
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