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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Everyone is saying stop moaning but I say embrace your moans.
What are you moaning about today?"
I stubbed my toe this morning.
Definitely moaned and the language hot quite colourful.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope to be moaning plenty this weekend and not about the weather  "
Nothing like a good moan that's not about the weather  there's something about moaning loudly that really intensifies the 'O' Enjoy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just back from the supermarket , had to park in the sun , prices all up , no tomatoes , people with no trolley awareness , queue at the checkout ….. ok I’m having a beer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nosiy *unt neighbours
My neighbours let their dog out at 7am every morning and it barks for half an hour straight. This is a valid moan."
Is that half an hour fab straight? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has there been a lot of moaning, can't say I've noticed 
What if single ladies and couples block new messages from single guys for say the next six months.
Single ladies and couples won't be moaning about their overflowing in box .....
Single guys won't be moaning that they've sent three million messages in the last week and a half and not one reply .... cos they won't have been able to send any.
Problem solved.....
Now what else can we moan about? Love a moan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just back from the supermarket , had to park in the sun , prices all up , no tomatoes , people with no trolley awareness , queue at the checkout ….. ok I’m having a beer "
A well deserved beer. Enjoy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nosiy *unt neighbours
My neighbours let their dog out at 7am every morning and it barks for half an hour straight. This is a valid moan.
Is that half an hour fab straight?"
It might be curious. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has there been a lot of moaning, can't say I've noticed
What if single ladies and couples block new messages from single guys for say the next six months.
Single ladies and couples won't be moaning about their overflowing in box .....
Single guys won't be moaning that they've sent three million messages in the last week and a half and not one reply .... cos they won't have been able to send any.
Problem solved.....
Now what else can we moan about? Love a moan "
If they all do that there’ll be more single men for us. Moan approved. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am moaning that I've had to work during this gorgeously sunny week.
We're going to Mexico next month though so I'm sure I'll manage
K"
I’ve had the week off but I worked through the last heatwave so I feel your pain. Enjoy your holiday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody loud chavettes shouting at their kids in the garden....
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There’s a really bad one at my sons school. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk to her kids she just screams obscenities at them. They’re 5 and 6  |
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"Bloody loud chavettes shouting at their kids in the garden....
There’s a really bad one at my sons school. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her talk to her kids she just screams obscenities at them. They’re 5 and 6 "
Poor little blighters  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has there been a lot of moaning, can't say I've noticed
What if single ladies and couples block new messages from single guys for say the next six months.
Single ladies and couples won't be moaning about their overflowing in box .....
Single guys won't be moaning that they've sent three million messages in the last week and a half and not one reply .... cos they won't have been able to send any.
Problem solved.....
Now what else can we moan about? Love a moan
If they all do that there’ll be more single men for us. Moan approved."
Are you moaning you don't have enough single men. You should advertise, apparently there's loads going begging |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Has there been a lot of moaning, can't say I've noticed
What if single ladies and couples block new messages from single guys for say the next six months.
Single ladies and couples won't be moaning about their overflowing in box .....
Single guys won't be moaning that they've sent three million messages in the last week and a half and not one reply .... cos they won't have been able to send any.
Problem solved.....
Now what else can we moan about? Love a moan
If they all do that there’ll be more single men for us. Moan approved.
Are you moaning you don't have enough single men. You should advertise, apparently there's loads going begging "
Is there? We haven’t noticed  |
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"I did the gardening in a sports bra and now have a very large red circle on my back, that's my moan
I bet your neighbours aren’t moaning "
The boobs did escape a few times although I think my neighbours would be eyeing up the Mr in his shorts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did the gardening in a sports bra and now have a very large red circle on my back, that's my moan
I bet your neighbours aren’t moaning
The boobs did escape a few times although I think my neighbours would be eyeing up the Mr in his shorts "
I think we need to move in next to you. All we get is hairy Bob in his Speedos |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just had a wank and nearly fell over trying to stand up afterwards  "
Wobbly legs from a wank. You must have the technique perfected. I salute you sir. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People"
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again."
Ah happy times |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
The weathers too hot and the government aren’t doing anything about it , people driving too slow when I’m in a hurry , there’s nothing on the telly , young people , old people, dogs barking and not enough hot pregnant women out and about to perv at etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times"
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My kitten has discovered climbing. I'd like to moan about constantly having to pick things up that he's knocked over. "
How far have they made it up the curtains? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The weathers too hot and the government aren’t doing anything about it , people driving too slow when I’m in a hurry , there’s nothing on the telly , young people , old people, dogs barking and not enough hot pregnant women out and about to perv at etc "
Are you in Dubai or Nottingham? I can guarantee all pregnant women are hot in this weather. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet."
Crocs and hairy ankles? Tried that, people are too friendly in Yorkshire. I need to move down south. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet.
Crocs and hairy ankles? Tried that, people are too friendly in Yorkshire. I need to move down south. "
But then you have to deal with southerners. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My kitten has discovered climbing. I'd like to moan about constantly having to pick things up that he's knocked over.
How far have they made it up the curtains?"
Oh he's already pulled the whole pole off the wall  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My kitten has discovered climbing. I'd like to moan about constantly having to pick things up that he's knocked over.
How far have they made it up the curtains?
Oh he's already pulled the whole pole off the wall "
He’s doing well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet.
Crocs and hairy ankles? Tried that, people are too friendly in Yorkshire. I need to move down south.
But then you have to deal with southerners."
I have a resting bitch face, I'd fit right in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet.
Crocs and hairy ankles? Tried that, people are too friendly in Yorkshire. I need to move down south.
But then you have to deal with southerners.
I have a resting bitch face, I'd fit right in. "
You’d have to give up gravy. Is it really worth it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet.
Crocs and hairy ankles? Tried that, people are too friendly in Yorkshire. I need to move down south.
But then you have to deal with southerners.
I have a resting bitch face, I'd fit right in.
You’d have to give up gravy. Is it really worth it?"
They don't have gravy down south!!?!? |
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I have moaned to my hubby for most of the day about work...and also got a bit of a moan going on with myself about the lack of female attention.
But away out on the bike in this lush weather, so no more moaning!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyone is saying stop moaning but I say embrace your moans.
What are you moaning about today?
I say embrace your moans but make them very short. Thanks.  "
I am very short. Does this mean I can moan for as long as I want? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The heat
The sun
People standing close to you
Dickhead drivers
The heat
People
Lack of rain
That’s a lot of moans. You need to pick one.
People
I bet you’re just waiting for another pandemic so you can be happy again.
Ah happy times
Just buy some crocs. People will stay at least 2 metres away from you if they see those monstrosities on your feet.
Crocs and hairy ankles? Tried that, people are too friendly in Yorkshire. I need to move down south.
But then you have to deal with southerners.
I have a resting bitch face, I'd fit right in.
You’d have to give up gravy. Is it really worth it?
They don't have gravy down south!!?!?"
They have it but they despise it. Weird bunch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to moan about ye moaners here not getting outside in this weather. Touch grass. /s"
I’ve had enough sun this week to last me the rest of the year. Geordies aren’t built for this. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have moaned to my hubby for most of the day about work...and also got a bit of a moan going on with myself about the lack of female attention.
But away out on the bike in this lush weather, so no more moaning! "
Work and lack of female attention. I can relate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like to moan about ye moaners here not getting outside in this weather. Touch grass. /s
I’ve had enough sun this week to last me the rest of the year. Geordies aren’t built for this."
No my thin irish skin aint either. |
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"I did the gardening in a sports bra and now have a very large red circle on my back, that's my moan
I bet your neighbours aren’t moaning
The boobs did escape a few times although I think my neighbours would be eyeing up the Mr in his shorts
I think we need to move in next to you. All we get is hairy Bob in his Speedos "
Oh no, hairy bob!!
Well I've enjoyed perving at the Mr while he's been digging, it's been a lovely view |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just the usual
Marc
Weather, traffic and too much milk in your tea?
Love this weather, no traffic about and I don’t drink tea
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Then I have no idea what you’re complaining going about |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like to moan about ye moaners here not getting outside in this weather. Touch grass. /s
I’ve had enough sun this week to last me the rest of the year. Geordies aren’t built for this.
No my thin irish skin aint either. "
I’m built for topless BBQs in single figure temperatures. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"The weathers too hot and the government aren’t doing anything about it , people driving too slow when I’m in a hurry , there’s nothing on the telly , young people , old people, dogs barking and not enough hot pregnant women out and about to perv at etc
Are you in Dubai or Nottingham? I can guarantee all pregnant women are hot in this weather."
I’m staying in the uk till at least sept but it’s still too hot today , there’s only two seasons over there - hot and hell, and hell lasts a good 9 months |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did the gardening in a sports bra and now have a very large red circle on my back, that's my moan
I bet your neighbours aren’t moaning
The boobs did escape a few times although I think my neighbours would be eyeing up the Mr in his shorts
I think we need to move in next to you. All we get is hairy Bob in his Speedos
Oh no, hairy bob!!
Well I've enjoyed perving at the Mr while he's been digging, it's been a lovely view "
Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The weathers too hot and the government aren’t doing anything about it , people driving too slow when I’m in a hurry , there’s nothing on the telly , young people , old people, dogs barking and not enough hot pregnant women out and about to perv at etc
Are you in Dubai or Nottingham? I can guarantee all pregnant women are hot in this weather.
I’m staying in the uk till at least sept but it’s still too hot today , there’s only two seasons over there - hot and hell, and hell lasts a good 9 months "
We were there a few years ago during summer Ramadan. No food or drink in public in 40+ degree heat was a nightmare. |
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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago
Calderdale innit |
"Nosiy *unt neighbours
My neighbours let their dog out at 7am every morning and it barks for half an hour straight. This is a valid moan."
We had similar ,sometimes half 6 in morning and then through day .As a night worker it pissed me right off so I reported her & it's quietened down.
Now it's just other people's noisy ankle biters screaming loudly !
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nosiy *unt neighbours
My neighbours let their dog out at 7am every morning and it barks for half an hour straight. This is a valid moan.
We had similar ,sometimes half 6 in morning and then through day .As a night worker it pissed me right off so I reported her & it's quietened down.
Now it's just other people's noisy ankle biters screaming loudly !
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I don’t mind through the week as we’re all up anyway but a Sunday morning is taking the piss. I’m not one to put complaints in but it might be the only option. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah I thought this topic was about moaning not moaning
Feel free to do that too
Ohhhhh aahhhhhh
Hahaha "
A little moan followed by a lot of laughing. The story of my sex life. |
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