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My mate fancies you... the not 9 weeks old thread!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Apparently I have mates who not only fancy you, they also like shiny new things. So I have to post this thread.

Get your fancy fancy on, people of the Lounge.

And for crying out loud, remember that your OP is really needy and a proper attention seeking ho-bag.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Posh with the heat and sun everyone will have the horn.

I'm definitely in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy you

I have to go to work now

If anyone fancies me

I’ll be back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my god, it's like the good ol' days all over again

Count me in NSP, happy to play postie too

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By *ohn KanakaMan  over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh my god, it's like the good ol' days all over again

Count me in NSP, happy to play postie too "

In the good ol' days people at least faked fancying me

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By *ohn KanakaMan  over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

I'm in (but if you pick me as the friend to send the message to i might be a bit slow as I'm a bit busy at work)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh with the heat and sun everyone will have the horn.

I'm definitely in "

I bloody hope so! Else this is going to be a flop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh yay, I'll play.

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By *ndauntedMan  over a year ago

wilts

I’ll play

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

In and happy to help with postal duties

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm in

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By *lark_KentMan  over a year ago

Northampton

Sounds fun....I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my god, it's like the good ol' days all over again

Count me in NSP, happy to play postie too

In the good ol' days people at least faked fancying me

"

Give over! I'm sure the messages will come flooding in and then it really will be a flood you're in

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Can’t understand how she got one before me but anyway

For posh. I have big hands, big enough to cup them boobies

Thanks for doing this

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By *onLicksMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"Apparently I have mates who not only fancy you, they also like shiny new things. So I have to post this thread.

Get your fancy fancy on, people of the Lounge.

And for crying out loud, remember that your OP is really needy and a proper attention seeking ho-bag. "

Happy to play postie. Just getting to hang of this site and always nice to meet people..

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My super hot n sexy mate says...

Please can you tell that Dickasso guy I like guys with beards, I'd very much like his beard between my legs.

It's a tingle sensation.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can i join in please

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

In like flynn

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

My imagination is going into overdrive right about now

Please can you tell coyote ugly, she’s my girl crush, and if she’d like to back that delicious bum up to me, I’ll give it a stroke

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

I'm in!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can’t understand how she got one before me but anyway

For posh. I have big hands, big enough to cup them boobies

Thanks for doing this "

Hands like shovels?

Good for boobies... not so good for other things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oh my god, it's like the good ol' days all over again

Count me in NSP, happy to play postie too "

This exactly ..

Not holding out any hope but I shall partake today as I'm in a good mood

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By *_Love_CandyWoman  over a year ago

Greater London

Oh, why not, sounds like it could take me away from mind boring emails! Ha!

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle


"Can’t understand how she got one before me but anyway

For posh. I have big hands, big enough to cup them boobies

Thanks for doing this

Hands like shovels?

Good for boobies... not so good for other things "

They specifically said boobies. Not other things (shrug)

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fetcpl.

My very gorgeous mate has a complicated message for you. I hope I get it right.

"You're a dickhead "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Told you you'd be popular NSP

A super sweet, sensational friend of mine says;

"She’s a ray of sunshine on a dull day, a warm smile in the rain, a big hug when you need one"

I definitely recommend giving this one boobie squishes

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Can’t understand how she got one before me but anyway

For posh. I have big hands, big enough to cup them boobies

Thanks for doing this

Hands like shovels?

Good for boobies... not so good for other things

They specifically said boobies. Not other things (shrug)"

Woo hoo!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Told you you'd be popular NSP

A super sweet, sensational friend of mine says;

"She’s a ray of sunshine on a dull day, a warm smile in the rain, a big hug when you need one"

I definitely recommend giving this one boobie squishes "

Awwwww

I like your friend

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

I fancy a kebab, does that count?

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By *ixedDevilMan  over a year ago

Bootyville

Haven’t joined one of these in a while so i’m game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My super hot n sexy mate says...

Please can you tell that Dickasso guy I like guys with beards, I'd very much like his beard between my legs.

It's a tingle sensation.

"

That's fitting, I like putting my beard between legs, it's a taste sensation

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS  over a year ago

Stockport

I'll say that I'm joining in, then I'll immediately forget about it, get confused about what week we're on, then come back in a month and wonder what the hell is going on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My imagination is going into overdrive right about now

Please can you tell coyote ugly, she’s my girl crush, and if she’d like to back that delicious bum up to me, I’ll give it a stroke "

Ooh a lady stroke, yes please.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Yo Moose!

My fit as fook mate says...

Please tell MacNuckFugget to stop being mard and join in more. Does he not know all of us are the source of his good moods?

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By *heGigglersCouple  over a year ago

Northwich (just visiting)

Oh go on then, I can play postie for a while,

Mrs G

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Message for Fet cpl, from my sexy and gorgeous friend - ‘man up, princess’

I’m on her side

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Coyote baby! My weird mate says...

Can you please tell Coyote Ugly that even though she ignored me once I'd happily drink Rum with her and dance naked on the bar with her purely because it would be funny as fuck

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By *affeine DuskMan  over a year ago

Caerphilly

Bookmarking this for 9 weeks time because I think I'm hilarious.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Fetcpl...

My babe of a mate says...

You is HER bitch, and you knows it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bookmarking this for 9 weeks time because I think I'm hilarious.

"

I'd do you.

Wait, I've done this wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coyote baby! My weird mate says...

Can you please tell Coyote Ugly that even though she ignored me once I'd happily drink Rum with her and dance naked on the bar with her purely because it would be funny as fuck "

Just the once? I usually ignore people multiple times, we're practically besties!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bookmarking this for 9 weeks time because I think I'm hilarious.

"

You make me laugh all the time, sometimes even with you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Bookmarking this for 9 weeks time because I think I'm hilarious.

"

I'll hold you to resurrection in 9 weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why the fuck not

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

I'm in but I'm Mr Billy no mates and ugly, old oh and boring

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Why the fuck not "

Because all of your hopes and dreams could be crushed and their remains used as confetti for your enemy's wedding.

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I fancy everyone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why the fuck not

Because all of your hopes and dreams could be crushed and their remains used as confetti for your enemy's wedding. "

I dont have any hopes and dreams anymore. Goth advantage

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By *ixedDevilMan  over a year ago

Bootyville


"Bookmarking this for 9 weeks time because I think I'm hilarious.

You make me laugh all the time, sometimes even with you "

Sarcasm?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fancy everyone "

Now I don't feel spesh any more

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Why the fuck not

Because all of your hopes and dreams could be crushed and their remains used as confetti for your enemy's wedding.

I dont have any hopes and dreams anymore. Goth advantage "

Touchè my friend, touchè

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy sex pal has a thing for a dude...

Message for playfully dark

You’re still my fave Vlad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I play as well!! Mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!"

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome. "

Hows the ego stroking going?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And my sexy sexy hot mate says...

Please tell playfully dark I like being play full (well, kinda) and I love the dark.

Fancy a rum?

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By *ixedDevilMan  over a year ago

Bootyville


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome.

Hows the ego stroking going?"

I think she must be stroking something else after reading that message

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome.

Hows the ego stroking going?"

I stroke my own ego thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome.

Hows the ego stroking going?

I stroke my own ego thanks. "

I’ll stroke your, ummm, ego

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome.

Hows the ego stroking going?

I stroke my own ego thanks. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This absolute foxy minx says

For Drwhowhatwherewhy

It might be hot outside but it would be so much hotter indoors with you

Lucky you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One for the gorgeous Gigglers...

If only I was bi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And my sexy sexy hot mate says...

Please tell playfully dark I like being play full (well, kinda) and I love the dark.

Fancy a rum?"

Why the fuck not. Message me and we shall arrange

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My sexy sex pal has a thing for a dude...

Message for playfully dark

You’re still my fave Vlad "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Moooooooooose

My sexy mate says...

I keep hearing you're the man to know for random porn.

I know you. Where's mine?

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Fetcpl...

My babe of a mate says...

You is HER bitch, and you knows it!"

I thought you were supposed to send messages from other people, not yourself?

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Go on then

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"This absolute foxy minx says

For Drwhowhatwherewhy

It might be hot outside but it would be so much hotter indoors with you

Lucky you "

Somebodies taste clearly leaves something to be desired

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A mate would like to tell Coyote Ugly that he fancies her and wishes she'd change her name to CoyoteHottie and come take her reserved seat on my face !!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Fetcpl...

My babe of a mate says...

You is HER bitch, and you knows it!

I thought you were supposed to send messages from other people, not yourself? "

Ooh. Does that mean you know you're my bitch?

She gonna be pissed

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Message for Fet cpl, from my sexy and gorgeous friend - ‘man up, princess’

I’m on her side "

You are obviously both as old as each other….

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Fetcpl...

My babe of a mate says...

You is HER bitch, and you knows it!

I thought you were supposed to send messages from other people, not yourself?

Ooh. Does that mean you know you're my bitch?

She gonna be pissed "

I think someone has been spending too much time in the fantasy section

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Yo Moose!

My fit as fook mate says...

Please tell MacNuckFugget to stop being mard and join in more. Does he not know all of us are the source of his good moods? "

Erm OK I'm lost on this one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This gorgeous man says

Please can you tell PlayfullyDark

I'm loving the look. The hat, goggles, eyeliner, facial hair.. bravo Sir, you carry it bloody well!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This gorgeous man says

Please can you tell PlayfullyDark

I'm loving the look. The hat, goggles, eyeliner, facial hair.. bravo Sir, you carry it bloody well!

"

Ta flower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An absolute hottie of a man just popped into my box and asked me to pass this on

CoyoteUgly. Let her know that I fancy her and wish she’d change her name to Coyotehottie and come take her reserved seat on my face!

Awwww I never have a reserved seat for anything! Awesome.

Hows the ego stroking going?

I stroke my own ego thanks.

I’ll stroke your, ummm, ego "

You can stroke my, ummm, anything.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Moooooooooose

My sexy mate says...

I keep hearing you're the man to know for random porn.

I know you. Where's mine?"

Hmmm who could this be I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A mate would like to tell Coyote Ugly that he fancies her and wishes she'd change her name to CoyoteHottie and come take her reserved seat on my face !!"

I'm getting déjà vu vibes...

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll pop my head in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Right... I have to go into the out where they keep the people and try not to kill anyone.

While I'm gone, send all your messages to your other mates and have a bloody good flirt.

When I return I expect to read a thread full of adoring pervy messages all for me*

If the thread fills up, Coyote should post thread 2!

*I don't actually expect this... I'd be gobsmacked. But play, play play!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Right... I have to go into the out where they keep the people and try not to kill anyone.

While I'm gone, send all your messages to your other mates and have a bloody good flirt.

When I return I expect to read a thread full of adoring pervy messages all for me*

If the thread fills up, Coyote should post thread 2!

*I don't actually expect this... I'd be gobsmacked. But play, play play!"

Ah man, pressure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The messages just keep coming coyote... I'll tell you in advance to say yes

"She doesn’t need a man, she needs a slightly aging hippy  "

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

I’ll dip my toe in xx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

A certain steampunk stud wants to know...

Hippy chick - I wonder if we will ever have that embrace or will it forever remain a dream?’

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Another wonderful gentleman has asked me to pass this on

To Tinder date, I know your spoken for but I have to say to look absolutely stunning,

Those eyes , luscious lips and incredible thighs.

I'd love to lay on the edge of the bed with legs hanging over. Starting from your calves I'd make my way up your legs , gently kissing your skin but also pushing your legs wider until.....

I think I need to lay down now !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fancy everyone

Now I don't feel spesh any more "

It was shameful … I needed attention

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in,and I've put my bestest face on....jump on ladies x lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oooh Dancer my scrummy mate would like to say it's not a toe she'd like to dip in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I play for 15 minutes please?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The messages just keep coming coyote... I'll tell you in advance to say yes

"She doesn’t need a man, she needs a slightly aging hippy  ""

There are certain parts to a man I'm quite partial to, I'll take a slightly ageing hippy and a man?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ll dip my toe in xx"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?"

Dude, when did you return?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go on then, in for a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?"

Some time in the last hour.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?

Some time in the last hour. "

Yay

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?

Some time in the last hour. "

Everybody seems to be returning recently, it's getting mental!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?

Some time in the last hour.

Everybody seems to be returning recently, it's getting mental!"

It is a bit like checking back into a facility, yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?

Some time in the last hour.

Yay "

I’ve missed you especially.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?

Some time in the last hour.

Everybody seems to be returning recently, it's getting mental!

It is a bit like checking back into a facility, yes "

Although I suspect your recently stated return date is slightly misleading...

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I fancy you

I have to go to work now

If anyone fancies me

I’ll be back"

From what I’ve seen, I fancy your eyeballs.

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling


"Oooh Dancer my scrummy mate would like to say it's not a toe she'd like to dip in "

Oh she should come say hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sticking with the theme of the post- I have a wonderful pal that wants to let duchessb know something. He says:

I like the cut of her jib and the way her anus winks when happy

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I know its late but we're in please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sticking with the theme of the post- I have a wonderful pal that wants to let duchessb know something. He says:

I like the cut of her jib and the way her anus winks when happy

"

That made me laugh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My light hearted friend says ..

Can you tell Duchess B ..

There's non more Bonny , when you go to Donny , than Duchess B , but Queen thee should be

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Ooh I think I’d like to play.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sticking with the theme of the post- I have a wonderful pal that wants to let duchessb know something. He says:

I like the cut of her jib and the way her anus winks when happy

That made me laugh "

but did your anus blow kisses as you laughed is the question

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sticking with the theme of the post- I have a wonderful pal that wants to let duchessb know something. He says:

I like the cut of her jib and the way her anus winks when happy

That made me laugh but did your anus blow kisses as you laughed is the question "

. It did not lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sticking with the theme of the post- I have a wonderful pal that wants to let duchessb know something. He says:

I like the cut of her jib and the way her anus winks when happy

That made me laugh but did your anus blow kisses as you laughed is the question . It did not lol "

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By *wistedsoul35Man  over a year ago

cumbria

I'm in

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By *eardedman7Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

I’m in

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

A good mate of mine says this ..

Please can you tell Coyote..

Im a knobhead who read her profile and I'm hoping I'm her type of knobhead so I can be the man she disappoints while she indulges her female playmate..

In otherwords.. FAF ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I fancy you

I have to go to work now

If anyone fancies me

I’ll be back

From what I’ve seen, I fancy your eyeballs. "

Thank fuck someone likes me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I play for 15 minutes please?

Dude, when did you return?

Some time in the last hour.

Yay

I’ve missed you especially. "

My cute stuff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too hot for this malarkey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No you dont

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It is definitely too hot for shenanigans

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By *amuelsquestMan  over a year ago

Sutton at hone


"It is definitely too hot for shenanigans "
hot makes it sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello gorgeous Fiddles. Work delayed me delivering this message but better to be late than… nvm

Anyway my lovely friend asks if she can sit on your face.

Ooo I say.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A radiant gorgeous human asked me to convey this message

Can you please say to Wonko - I looked and you didn’t block

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

Happy to play postie - anything to avoid work

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A cheeky little message for NSP...

Are you a Twix or Kitkat kind of girl) (I think I get the euphemism)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Playing for now...

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By *ryingitout19Man  over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cheeky little message for

Kinky couple2020 of my friend

He loves that picture of you with that banana but wishes it was something else

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"A cheeky little message for NSP...

Are you a Twix or Kitkat kind of girl) (I think I get the euphemism) "

Oooh.

Twix. But I'll try a kit kat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm back from my travels. It's warm out... and hot in here!

My sexy mate has this for a hottie...

Message for Playfully dark - want to go hunt some purple wolves down then frolic in the forest ?

Also I still want to attempt the ‘sloth’

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sure why not. Im bored

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This one's for Pond.

Pond, it got even hotter when you showed up. Let's get sweaty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Suns out I’m in

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

1 more round

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"A cheeky little message for

Kinky couple2020 of my friend

He loves that picture of you with that banana but wishes it was something else "

Ooooooooo I wonder who?! Exciting

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mrs KC!

My sexy mate says...

You're ace!

(He is absolutely right. You are )

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ooooh a message from a hottie to a hottie…

DesirableEncounters I desire an encounter with you please

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By *heGigglersCouple  over a year ago

Northwich (just visiting)

In for a little while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This one's for Pond.

Pond, it got even hotter when you showed up. Let's get sweaty "

Ooft

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"This one's for Pond.

Pond, it got even hotter when you showed up. Let's get sweaty

Ooft "

Yeah baby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

NSP thanks for bringing a touch of the old school back, it's been great fun

I might be back later but for now I'm Duncan Bannatyne

Peace, love and all that jazz

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi, inevitable you beast of a man! A sexpot in my box says...

Could you tell inevitable that I’d like to tea bag his filthy mouth with my hairy bollocks while I sing the Danish Anthem

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"NSP thanks for bringing a touch of the old school back, it's been great fun

I might be back later but for now I'm Duncan Bannatyne

Peace, love and all that jazz "

See ya later Dunc

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another one from a sexy mate to a hunk...

Could you tell 199Deano that I d love to spunk on his hair and rub n’y cheesy bell end on his lips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A cheeky little message for

Kinky couple2020 of my friend

He loves that picture of you with that banana but wishes it was something else

Ooooooooo I wonder who?! Exciting "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Goodness... it just got hotter in here! I have some sexy mates... and one says about the other...

Could you tell Dickasso that Van Hole would like to have sex with him while talking about Monet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And another one from a sexy mate to a hunk...

Could you tell 199Deano that I d love to spunk on his hair and rub n’y cheesy bell end on his lips"

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A radiant gorgeous human asked me to convey this message

Can you please say to Wonko - I looked and you didn’t block "

Are they happy now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm back from my travels. It's warm out... and hot in here!

My sexy mate has this for a hottie...

Message for Playfully dark - want to go hunt some purple wolves down then frolic in the forest ?

Also I still want to attempt the ‘sloth’

Xx"

Always. Yes, yes I do xxx

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By *lack n sweetMan  over a year ago

Salford

Can I join?

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Apologies, can I please mention there is still time to visit the Nominate - best boobs on fab post and vote for the Dr. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Late to the party .. can I say I’m in and ask a mate to tell the OP she’s HAWT! Fankewe

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By *ea monkeyMan  over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Very late to this!

Posh, I’m in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Late the party aswell but il join if its still got momentum

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My hot mate wants me to pass this on to the man of their dreams...

DriveVader please visit my holes as it is darker than your darkest thoughts !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Very late to this!

Posh, I’m in! "

Are you? Sneaky.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another sexy mate says...

Could you please tell Dancer - Fancy making some Americans nervous? I would die for that smile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi, inevitable you beast of a man! A sexpot in my box says...

Could you tell inevitable that I’d like to tea bag his filthy mouth with my hairy bollocks while I sing the Danish Anthem"

thank fuck you didnt say argentinian

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Late to the party .. can I say I’m in and ask a mate to tell the OP she’s HAWT! Fankewe "

I am! Hose me down Dan

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Very late to this!

Posh, I’m in! "

I wondered what that was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The hugest brain owner person from a couple on fab has a sweet message for this fella

Please can you tell Mr Playfully Dark that if he fancies joining in a ménage de trois, we'd be game 

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Coyote my lovely!

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell coyotes she has the most fantastic arse second to yours

(He is wrong, yours is way better)

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in... hoping I receive something...

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By *beeMan  over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in!!Who knows?!!

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By *IG G77Man  over a year ago

GATLEY

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coyote my lovely!

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell coyotes she has the most fantastic arse second to yours

(He is wrong, yours is way better)"

We should put them side by side and compare.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I think we may need a second thread for all these latecomers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dammit

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Coyote my lovely!

My sexy mate says...

Can you tell coyotes she has the most fantastic arse second to yours

(He is wrong, yours is way better)

We should put them side by side and compare. "

We should!! With coffee.

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By *amie7474Man  over a year ago

stockport

I’m in - although with only five messages until the thread is full I’d hate to take up other peoples message space so I’ll probably duck out….

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Another wonderful gentleman has asked me to pass this on

To Tinder date, I know your spoken for but I have to say to look absolutely stunning,

Those eyes , luscious lips and incredible thighs.

I'd love to lay on the edge of the bed with legs hanging over. Starting from your calves I'd make my way up your legs , gently kissing your skin but also pushing your legs wider until.....

I think I need to lay down now !"

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