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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Because let's face it, what else can you do in this heat??

I've realised I want a man.

Someone to message me good morning (I don't want him actually here), to message me good night. Someone I can be a knobhead with.

I don't even want sex that often , just on occasion would be good, with the right guy.

It's just knowing you have someone that you can turn to. It's the little things right? (Not too little though)

Do you have someone you can be a knobhead with? I don't mean the 'amazing' sex, I mean just be yourself with, be happy with, be sad with, just be normal with.

I think the heat is getting to me, too much sun and all.

On a separate note, I'm sure I can feel my insides burning...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury

Good luck with that

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By *onLicksMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"Because let's face it, what else can you do in this heat??

I've realised I want a man.

Someone to message me good morning (I don't want him actually here), to message me good night. Someone I can be a knobhead with.

I don't even want sex that often , just on occasion would be good, with the right guy.

It's just knowing you have someone that you can turn to. It's the little things right? (Not too little though)

Do you have someone you can be a knobhead with? I don't mean the 'amazing' sex, I mean just be yourself with, be happy with, be sad with, just be normal with.

I think the heat is getting to me, too much sun and all.

On a separate note, I'm sure I can feel my insides burning...

"

Yes, I have one special friend for that, another to talk politics with and another for everything else. I love just saying good morning and letting people feel someone is thinking about them (sometimes in a completely rude way)

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Awwww sweetie!

You're being all cute. I think you may have heatstroke

I am very lucky. I do have that, with my favourite hooman and some friends.

Wanna be stupid friends?

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple  over a year ago

Maidstone

I’m lucky because I married that person for me. 30 years later and we’re still knobheads together.

I hope you find that person for you.

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Awwww sweetie!

You're being all cute. I think you may have heatstroke

I am very lucky. I do have that, with my favourite hooman and some friends.

Wanna be stupid friends?

"

I think I do have heatstroke to be honest.

My cold heartedness will return shortly, hopefully.

I'm always on the lookout for stupid friendships

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By *onLicksMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"Awwww sweetie!

You're being all cute. I think you may have heatstroke

I am very lucky. I do have that, with my favourite hooman and some friends.

Wanna be stupid friends?

"

Stupid friends are the best...

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Yep for over 3 years now

Why are your insides burning?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’m lucky because I married that person for me. 30 years later and we’re still knobheads together.

I hope you find that person for you.

Lou x "

This makes me happy and sad.

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Awwww sweetie!

You're being all cute. I think you may have heatstroke

I am very lucky. I do have that, with my favourite hooman and some friends.

Wanna be stupid friends?

I think I do have heatstroke to be honest.

My cold heartedness will return shortly, hopefully.

I'm always on the lookout for stupid friendships "

They don't get much stupider than one with me!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd quite like that, although I'd want sex very often

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yep for over 3 years now

Why are your insides burning?"

The heat!!!

I'm sat sucking ice cubes, I feel like I could combust. I mean I probably won't.

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By *onLicksMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"Yep for over 3 years now

Why are your insides burning?"

Hot curry last night?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'd quite like that, although I'd want sex very often

"

I don't have the energy for too often, plus that's too much shaving/waxing and stuff.

Every 3-4 months would be my ideal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think that's what I want the most out of a relationship. The regular sex would obviously be great, but the silliness we'd bring out of each other without judgement, watching crap TV making snide remarks, someone to kiss goodbye in the morning to and kiss goodnight before you go to sleep.

I don't think I'm being unrealistic as I know it's out there but it seems like fairytale stuff at the minute. I hope you find what you want OP!

Ok, this Sun really needs to fuck off now

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think that's what I want the most out of a relationship. The regular sex would obviously be great, but the silliness we'd bring out of each other without judgement, watching crap TV making snide remarks, someone to kiss goodbye in the morning to and kiss goodnight before you go to sleep.

I don't think I'm being unrealistic as I know it's out there but it seems like fairytale stuff at the minute. I hope you find what you want OP!

Ok, this Sun really needs to fuck off now "

Awww kiss me now...wait what...this dam heat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd quite like that, although I'd want sex very often

I don't have the energy for too often, plus that's too much shaving/waxing and stuff.

Every 3-4 months would be my ideal. "

Every 3 to 4 months, yeah I could manage that. I'm not a machine

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By *mma29Couple  over a year ago

wirral

Yer I do have that, I'm super lucky to have found my best friend and partner all in one...years later and I still fancy him like mad and also enjoy spending time with him doing things we both enjoy. They do exist, sometimes you find them when you least expect it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yer I do have that, I'm super lucky to have found my best friend and partner all in one...years later and I still fancy him like mad and also enjoy spending time with him doing things we both enjoy. They do exist, sometimes you find them when you least expect it "

I want this!!

You are super lucky.

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By *mma29Couple  over a year ago

wirral


"Yer I do have that, I'm super lucky to have found my best friend and partner all in one...years later and I still fancy him like mad and also enjoy spending time with him doing things we both enjoy. They do exist, sometimes you find them when you least expect it

I want this!!

You are super lucky."

I'll lend him to you every 3 months

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yer I do have that, I'm super lucky to have found my best friend and partner all in one...years later and I still fancy him like mad and also enjoy spending time with him doing things we both enjoy. They do exist, sometimes you find them when you least expect it

I want this!!

You are super lucky.

I'll lend him to you every 3 months "

Yay!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Having friends that I can be a knobhead with is what life's about ..

That's proper friendship

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end."

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have. "

Ankles out I hope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I had all that once i would like it again but im 99.9% certain now il never hear from her or see her again

Soooooooo il just have to be a knobhead with everyone to try fill the void

But il do my best to count on nothing or no one for the rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope "

Even more!!! Hairy though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I had all that once i would like it again but im 99.9% certain now il never hear from her or see her again

Soooooooo il just have to be a knobhead with everyone to try fill the void

But il do my best to count on nothing or no one for the rest

"

You sound far too much like me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though... "

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had all that once i would like it again but im 99.9% certain now il never hear from her or see her again

Soooooooo il just have to be a knobhead with everyone to try fill the void

But il do my best to count on nothing or no one for the rest

You sound far too much like me "

its the butch lesbian in me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan  over a year ago

Aylesbury


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony? "

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awwww sweetie!

You're being all cute. I think you may have heatstroke

I am very lucky. I do have that, with my favourite hooman and some friends.

Wanna be stupid friends?

I think I do have heatstroke to be honest.

My cold heartedness will return shortly, hopefully.

I'm always on the lookout for stupid friendships

They don't get much stupider than one with me!!"

It’s true, she said it ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I had all that once i would like it again but im 99.9% certain now il never hear from her or see her again

Soooooooo il just have to be a knobhead with everyone to try fill the void

But il do my best to count on nothing or no one for the rest

You sound far too much like me its the butch lesbian in me "

Let's not go there again

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony? "

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Having friends that I can be a knobhead with is what life's about ..

That's proper friendship "

And send all the inappropriate jokes to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

."

^^^ she’s hung

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung "

Sssh don't tell everyone.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

Yes I am lucky to have this, my fellow knob head the Mr I will be marrying.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Awwww sweetie!

You're being all cute. I think you may have heatstroke

I am very lucky. I do have that, with my favourite hooman and some friends.

Wanna be stupid friends?

I think I do have heatstroke to be honest.

My cold heartedness will return shortly, hopefully.

I'm always on the lookout for stupid friendships "

Maybe youve just realised what you’re looking for:. Nothing wrong with that. Do t rush to go back to being cold hearted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had all that once i would like it again but im 99.9% certain now il never hear from her or see her again

Soooooooo il just have to be a knobhead with everyone to try fill the void

But il do my best to count on nothing or no one for the rest

You sound far too much like me its the butch lesbian in me

Let's not go there again"

il try il try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung

Sssh don't tell everyone."

You’ve had a mare

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By *asmartsCouple  over a year ago

sheffield


"Because let's face it, what else can you do in this heat??

I've realised I want a man.

Someone to message me good morning (I don't want him actually here), to message me good night. Someone I can be a knobhead with.

I don't even want sex that often , just on occasion would be good, with the right guy.

It's just knowing you have someone that you can turn to. It's the little things right? (Not too little though)

Do you have someone you can be a knobhead with? I don't mean the 'amazing' sex, I mean just be yourself with, be happy with, be sad with, just be normal with.

I think the heat is getting to me, too much sun and all.

On a separate note, I'm sure I can feel my insides burning...

I married this person but sex is very often!

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung

Sssh don't tell everyone.

You’ve had a mare "

Nay lad.

I'm gonna slap myself now.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I think that's what I want the most out of a relationship. The regular sex would obviously be great, but the silliness we'd bring out of each other without judgement, watching crap TV making snide remarks, someone to kiss goodbye in the morning to and kiss goodnight before you go to sleep.

I don't think I'm being unrealistic as I know it's out there but it seems like fairytale stuff at the minute. I hope you find what you want OP!

Ok, this Sun really needs to fuck off now

Awww kiss me now...wait what...this dam heat. "

Well that thought won't help either of us cool down

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think that's what I want the most out of a relationship. The regular sex would obviously be great, but the silliness we'd bring out of each other without judgement, watching crap TV making snide remarks, someone to kiss goodbye in the morning to and kiss goodnight before you go to sleep.

I don't think I'm being unrealistic as I know it's out there but it seems like fairytale stuff at the minute. I hope you find what you want OP!

Ok, this Sun really needs to fuck off now

Awww kiss me now...wait what...this dam heat.

Well that thought won't help either of us cool down "

If you can't beat em....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung

Sssh don't tell everyone.

You’ve had a mare

Nay lad.

I'm gonna slap myself now. "

The sun has really got to you today.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung

Sssh don't tell everyone.

You’ve had a mare

Nay lad.

I'm gonna slap myself now.

The sun has really got to you today."

If I was sensible I'd log off for a few days. Im not sensible though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher "
steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher "

Steeeeeeeeevvvvvvee!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve "

Haha you just beat me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve "

it is I! Steve

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

Haha i could just beat you off!!!"

awe shucks its a date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

it is I! Steve "

You can post!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung

Sssh don't tell everyone.

You’ve had a mare

Nay lad.

I'm gonna slap myself now.

The sun has really got to you today.

If I was sensible I'd log off for a few days. Im not sensible though. "

That’s the best way. No good story ever starts with “I decided to be sensible”.

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By *onLicksMan  over a year ago

Worthing


"A man? Sun?

Who are you and what have you done with JAG. Sorry CU doesn’t have the same ring to it. Plus I’m tempted to put NT on the end.

I clearly did not think this name through.

Too much sun, it's the only explanation I have.

Ankles out I hope

Even more!!! Hairy though...

Like a sexy Shetland pony?

More like a sexy stallion, wait, that doesn't sound right

.

^^^ she’s hung

Sssh don't tell everyone.

You’ve had a mare

Nay lad.

I'm gonna slap myself now.

The sun has really got to you today.

If I was sensible I'd log off for a few days. Im not sensible though.

That’s the best way. No good story ever starts with “I decided to be sensible”."

or... They had a nice salad together.....

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By *elisandre300Woman  over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

I have a male friend I met through fab that I have this with.

I can be myself totally around him, his sarcasm match’s mine, we tell each other ‘I love you’ daily… (the only man I’ve ever said this too apart from family and my 2 ex’s) and if I’m being a bitch he’ll call me out on it. Just as if he’s being twat I’ll tell him.

We chat daily via text and phone and he’s the first person I turn to when things go south.

He’s been my rock these past 5 years and I honestly don’t know what I’d do if he wasn’t there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a male friend I met through fab that I have this with.

I can be myself totally around him, his sarcasm match’s mine, we tell each other ‘I love you’ daily… (the only man I’ve ever said this too apart from family and my 2 ex’s) and if I’m being a bitch he’ll call me out on it. Just as if he’s being twat I’ll tell him.

We chat daily via text and phone and he’s the first person I turn to when things go south.

He’s been my rock these past 5 years and I honestly don’t know what I’d do if he wasn’t there!

"

This^ I'll take this please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sounds like a remix to I need a girl by usher steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve

it is I! Steve

You can post! "

El resurrección

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