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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.
Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.
Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.
What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?
Thats all for now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah your eyes are like pools of blue wonderment, OP 
Treat her with respect, guys 
Respect is earned and not given....
.... But saying that, Floro seems quite lovely"
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But true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try. |
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try."
Your mind is full of the foulest depraved acts though. Have you ever considered a career in the church? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try."
Truth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
Your mind is full of the foulest depraved acts though. Have you ever considered a career in the church?"
I find adult women attractive so I’m not suited to that organisation. |
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
Your mind is full of the foulest depraved acts though. Have you ever considered a career in the church?
I find adult women attractive so I’m not suited to that organisation."
I'm sure they would try to convert you to the true faith though |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try."
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!"
Love you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!"
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener."
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was "
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum. |
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"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.
Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.
Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.
What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?
Thats all for now"
You’re one in a million.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum."
See... now I really want to know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.
Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.
Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.
What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?
Thats all for now
You’re one in a million. "
As are you fiddles  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know! "
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that."
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that."
And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"
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Different Strokes for Different Folks Flo!
Each to their own !
It might be your opinion but it's not my opinion !
Your eyes are like petals - bicycle pedals they go round and round and round.......  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Different Strokes for Different Folks Flo!
Each to their own !
It might be your opinion but it's not my opinion !
Your eyes are like petals - bicycle pedals they go round and round and round....... "
you inspire me |
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.
And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"
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Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it
Too much ??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.
And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"
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And how many times did you meet them? |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.
And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"
Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it
Too much ?? "
Ewwwwww
Now people are going to think I shat myself ffs.
I didn't. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period. "
Oh my sweet lovely …. You’re a young queen still |
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"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.
And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"
Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it
Too much ??
Ewwwwww
Now people are going to think I shat myself ffs.
I didn't."
You didn't before anyone asks haha ..
But you didn't think you were getting away with the other day did you seriously?? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.
I’m always on my period  "
That explains the love of hitting things. I get like that too. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I think I've mellowed in old age. Back when I was a young un, maybe. Now I just think, meh. Apart from when I'm on my period.
I’m always on my period
That explains the love of hitting things. I get like that too."
Oh no. Thats just because I’m a dickhead apparently |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The only one the really gets me is “I’ll try anything once”
I can guarantee it would take me about 3 seconds to think of something they definitely wouldn’t try.
All it took was a look at my messages on my first day here to figure out there are so many things I definitely won't try.
Floro, I'm with you!
I thought I was pretty unshockable when it came to sex but fab has been a real eye opener.
Some of the things I've been asked haven't even been what I always thought sex was
We’ve had some strange ones. Some I wouldn’t even repeat on a public forum.
See... now I really want to know!
One involved my wife’s Dad. I don’t think I need to say anymore than that.
And the scariest one I had was "would you take a shit in my mouth"
Well you don't always have much luck on the toilet let's face it
Too much ??
Ewwwwww
Now people are going to think I shat myself ffs.
I didn't.
You didn't before anyone asks haha ..
But you didn't think you were getting away with the other day did you seriously?? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.
Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.
Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.
What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?
Thats all for now"
New to this will fill on later, on over a year and nothing on profile.
Ohh there's so many eye roll statements. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You’ll know I detest the clichés you can get on here.
Any kind - I find myself rolling my eyes and I have the Benny Hill tune replaying in my head.
Now - this is my issue and I own it. I’ll also roll my eyes but still think you cliche users are fabulous.
What I wish to know is this - am I the only one?
Thats all for now
New to this will fill on later, on over a year and nothing on profile.
Ohh there's so many eye roll statements."
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By (user no longer on site)
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The most annoying one for me is people actually just not reading my profile.
Asking stupid questions, are your tits real(NO)
Would love to meet a trans woman like you(I'm not trans)
I'm partnered(I've got if your partnered don't contact me)
Can th missus watch(NO)
I always read a profile it's really simple. |
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