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A lovely moment yesterday, when getting my hair cut by a gorgeous young Romanian girl … and realising they I am exactly double her age.
Pretty sure I’m triple the age of some of the local barmaids. |
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over a year ago
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"When you accidentally stand on your ballsack in the shower 
You can get that fixed with a simple procedure buddy  "
The snip was the only time I ever want a scalpel near my genitalia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I creat playlists there's nothing from the last decade.
When I go to lean or bend down I automatically place my hand on my lower back because I am expecting a trapped nerve.
NBVN x |
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"When you buy a cap like ninjas  
Style son, you've either got or you haven't 
I was never blessed with style im afraid  "
Best marks and spencer, wool rich. Pricy, but doesn't make you look like a barbour wearing chump |
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When heather small is in dictionary corner in countdown and your eldest child doesn’t know who she is even when you point out she was off of M people. Also at that point I knew the game was up as I realised I was actually watching countdown. True story unfortunately |
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By *ittleMyWoman
over a year ago
Stockport |
"When chin hairs are frequent
I've had constant chin hair since primary school
me too! Been plucked more times than a chicken.
I have tweezers stashed everywhere "
Do you also have an agreement with a friend to pluck your chin hair should you ever be unfortunate enough to be in a coma? x |
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"When chin hairs are frequent
I've had constant chin hair since primary school
me too! Been plucked more times than a chicken.
I have tweezers stashed everywhere
Do you also have an agreement with a friend to pluck your chin hair should you ever be unfortunate enough to be in a coma? x"
I have noticed some interloping sun kissed chest hairs this week. Heatwave and all that they must definitely been bleached by the sun I can come up with no other conceivable explanation  |
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"When you realise most 25 year old don't know or jave had the pleasure of using VHS...
Or dial up Internet
Or rotary phones
Or only having 4 tv channels"
VHS? They don't even know DVD!
Ironically, they might own some vinyl records. |
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"When your pension seems like a large amount of money, until you realise the rising prices of food, energy and everything else
What's a "pension"? "
I think my pension pot will pay my first month's fuel bills after retirement and that will be that |
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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"When you realise most 25 year old don't know or jave had the pleasure of using VHS...
Or dial up Internet
Or rotary phones
Or only having 4 tv channels"
Or only having one to channel…. |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
Newry Down |
I went into Lidl, in the centre of Belfast, this afternoon, to get some of their very highly rated Peanut Butter; when I looked around at the checkout, I was the oldest person in the line, by several decades: a very sobering realisation ! |
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Have felt it this week! Do very physical job doing my 5 hrs is ok but been doing overtime and at end of shift my back hurts and my tummy! Not had that before! Plus cycling to and from work at 65 it's catching up! Mind think the heat hasn't helped x |
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