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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?  "
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted. |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted."
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce. |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce."
Of course, Sir. That will be 1 Crown, 2 Shillings and 4 1/2 pence, please. |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce."
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces... |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted."
I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery! |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery! "
You're in luck, they're on special today. |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!
You're in luck, they're on special today."
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!
You're in luck, they're on special today."
I didn't realise they were so easy to get hold of!
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces..."
Away with you and your grams  |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams "
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric  |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric "
You can still get TimTams? Where?
They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion. |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric
You can still get TimTams? Where?
They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion."
You mean the TimTam slam?
I don't know. Apart from getting them in Australia or New Zealand. Haha
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric "
We didn't fight two world wars to be forced to use a simple and effective system of measurement!
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric
We didn't fight two world wars to be forced to use a simple and effective system of measurement!
"
I'm sure the importers will put a sticker on them or something. And charge out the arse for it |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric
You can still get TimTams? Where?
They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion."
Come to London, Keyser. Can't move for them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
Quite right too.
Now I’d like 4oz of Kola Kubes please.
Not 100g! I want ounces! Or I’m gonna flounce.
Europeans get out calculator
Ok that's 113g, I mean 4 ounces...
Away with you and your grams
Just you wait until the benefits of the Australian trade deal come through... And you realise that even the blessed TimTams only come in metric. Even our boomers do metric
You can still get TimTams? Where?
They’re f’kin awesome. I love to do the TimTam explosion.
Come to London, Keyser. Can't move for them."
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!
You're in luck, they're on special today.
I didn't realise they were so easy to get hold of!
"
You must've been looking in the wrong places! |
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"I thought there was an impending announcement about confectionery shortages
That bloody brexit again?
Look, we've taken back control and won't let any pesky foreign confectionery in willy-nilly. It's what The People wanted.
I'll have some willy-nilly, sounds like my kinda confectionery!
You're in luck, they're on special today.
I didn't realise they were so easy to get hold of!
You must've been looking in the wrong places! "
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