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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh I have become terrible for this recently, so thoought id start one just for random shite, any topic and whatever.
Now where was I.
Oh yes...making plums talk with my best resistance accent, and spooning with Notts... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohhhhhhh ???? Talking???? I thought when you said get busy with that tongue you meant-----------------, I'm easily confused you know, I need it spelt out in black and white   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ohhhhhhh ???? Talking???? I thought when you said get busy with that tongue you meant-----------------, I'm easily confused you know, I need it spelt out in black and white "
Have you put the kettle on yet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my Holidays either... 
Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol"
May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't wait for my Holidays either...
Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol
May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol. "
best have a back sack and crack done then......im free anytime to administer it...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pamela Anderson on Jeremy Kyle! Wonder what her issue will be
dont know, but i bet jeremy doesnt hand out his tissues on that episode! "
She'll eat him alive |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't wait for my Holidays either...
Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol
May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.
best have a back sack and crack done then......im free anytime to administer it... "
I have been tempted... Once, never again, never, no way.. nope.!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Pamela Anderson on Jeremy Kyle! Wonder what her issue will be
dont know, but i bet jeremy doesnt hand out his tissues on that episode!
She'll eat him alive "
thats probably kinda what he is hoping for...lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for my Holidays either...
Oh jeez...not the speedo's again...please.....nnooooooooooooo lol
May try a thong this year... Ohhhh the chaffing might be nice lol.
best have a back sack and crack done then......im free anytime to administer it...
I have been tempted... Once, never again, never, no way.. nope.!!"
wimp.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have been tempted... Once, never again, never, no way.. nope.!!
wimp.lol"
I'd rather get run over.... then rubbed down with sand paper.. pissed on.. and beaten with my crutches..
No... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd rather get run over.... then rubbed down with sand paper.. pissed on.. and beaten with my crutches..
No... "
Why is everyone looking at Rap now???  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'd rather get run over.... then rubbed down with sand paper.. pissed on.. and beaten with my crutches..
No...
Why is everyone looking at Rap now??? "
see...it isnt me its NPC lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX 
Seen your driving lol...
Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol... "
Oh yes so you have |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX
Seen your driving lol...
Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol...
Oh yes so you have "
Thought you'd broke down and Rob was pushing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Revs up car and drinks 3 pints of water pmsl XmwahX
Seen your driving lol...
Maybe best to piss first in case ya tenna ladies leak lol...
Oh yes so you have
Thought you'd broke down and Rob was pushing... "
it still makes me giggle about that bloke that came out the pub and asked me to move my car
move it where ffs? anyone got a crane? |
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Whoops wrong sort of Jacking... I though this thread related to a phase in dance music when 'House' was the underground trend and one would 'Jack' to the music... I remember Jacking to such tunes as "I'd Rather Jack' ... which was misleading to some degree as most of those Jacking would sooner have been getting their leg over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whoops wrong sort of Jacking... I though this thread related to a phase in dance music when 'House' was the underground trend and one would 'Jack' to the music... I remember Jacking to such tunes as "I'd Rather Jack' ... which was misleading to some degree as most of those Jacking would sooner have been getting their leg over."
Oh Ive got that sone in my head now
One of the worse lines ever......id rather jack than fleetwood mac |
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"Whoops wrong sort of Jacking... I though this thread related to a phase in dance music when 'House' was the underground trend and one would 'Jack' to the music... I remember Jacking to such tunes as "I'd Rather Jack' ... which was misleading to some degree as most of those Jacking would sooner have been getting their leg over.
Oh Ive got that sone in my head now
One of the worse lines ever......id rather jack than fleetwood mac "
It was a really SHIT song, but that’s what happens when underground goes commercial… cheers Stock Aitken & Waterman
PS: is it still in your head  |
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"im game as long as it warm!!!! but can we have vodka instead???
***WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH HIJACKERS,*** now get in the pool Ms Nawty "
Warm Lambrusco?...... you fekkin heathen!!!
Hmmmm, I like your attitude young man....you can stay and watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"im game as long as it warm!!!! but can we have vodka instead???
***WE DONT NEGOTIATE WITH HIJACKERS,*** now get in the pool Ms Nawty
Warm Lambrusco?...... you fekkin heathen!!!
Hmmmm, I like your attitude young man....you can stay and watch "
Young man???? Be careful Ms Nawty, he is clearly delusional!!  |
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"lambrusco at all!!! philistine lol!!! get a nice rose!!! ok im in but if i turn blue cause its cold im not goin to be a happy bunny!!
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Hey, listen, I aint one of these ppl who pretends to like drinking wine just so they can look clever.
True story, my mate loves wine, he's a bit of a wine buff, buys at auctions, got about 300 bottle at his place.
New years just gone he opens up a cpl of bottles from his "private" stash, I tried a bit of each, told him they tasted like what I imagined piss would taste like..... he went a bit mental, apparently the cheapest bottle was about £60!!!
Still tasted like piss!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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lol!!! come join my side!! 2 for a tenner out of tesco as long as it rose i dont care!! dont see the point in the "oh it takes like ....with a hint off... and a burst of.... just put it in a glass and bloody drink it!! but each to their own innit!! xx |
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"lol!!! come join my side!! 2 for a tenner out of tesco as long as it rose i dont care!! dont see the point in the "oh it takes like ....with a hint off... and a burst of.... just put it in a glass and bloody drink it!! but each to their own innit!! xx"
Rose?
Is that a sort of "I dont know weather I am white, or red" type wine? |
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"dont like red dont like white so il settle for the middle im not fussy lol xx"
Well, most whites are too dry, why drink summat that leaves you drier than when you started?
And reds, well they look sooo fruity, but taste like a mouthdful of cleaning fluid.
I'll stick with my fruity, sweet, bubbly, (cheap), comes in big bottles Lambrusco. |
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By *im53Man
over a year ago
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"lol!!! come join my side!! 2 for a tenner out of tesco as long as it rose i dont care!! dont see the point in the "oh it takes like ....with a hint off... and a burst of.... just put it in a glass and bloody drink it!! but each to their own innit!! xx"
two for a tenner gey your self to asda get three for a tenner there
white -red |
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