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Favourite sayings, quips, funnies..............
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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apparently I just made someone giggle so much with this one, that it brought tears to their eyes;
They need shaggin with the blunt end of a rag-mans trumpet!
another one I love;
she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey 
What are you're favourite sayings, quips etc  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One i heard my mum and her friend saying many years ago when I was only about 9 or 10 and had no idea what they were on about then as I got older it just came to me out of the blue and I said 'Oh lol' to myself
'You don't look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire' |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
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"apparently I just made someone giggle so much with this one, that it brought tears to their eyes;
They need shaggin with the blunt end of a rag-mans trumpet!
another one I love;
she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey
What are you're favourite sayings, quips etc "
I actually know someone that the yawning donkey quote could apply to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"apparently I just made someone giggle so much with this one, that it brought tears to their eyes;
They need shaggin with the blunt end of a rag-mans trumpet!
another one I love;
she's got a fanny like a yawning donkey
What are you're favourite sayings, quips etc
I actually know someone that the yawning donkey quote could apply to. "
Don't we all. |
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"By jingo is quite satisfying too
nearly spat out me coffee at that one! "
A good friend of mine has recently started using golly and gosh (recently moved in with mother) and it got me thinking what a small pool of exclamations we use.
The English language has got some cracking words and it makes life a bit more interesting if we explore it.
Added to which we're far less likely to offend  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of my mates at school a Llllllllong time ago, after eating an unusually large portion of steamed pudding and custard...
"Fuck a duck sideways! That was good!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"By jingo is quite satisfying too
nearly spat out me coffee at that one!
A good friend of mine has recently started using golly and gosh (recently moved in with mother) and it got me thinking what a small pool of exclamations we use.
The English language has got some cracking words and it makes life a bit more interesting if we explore it.
Added to which we're far less likely to offend "
Totally agree........and they sound so much funnier!
*hunting around on google now*
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
My mam always uses "Blimey O'Reilly" as an exclamation, and I've found myself doing the same on occasions when my personal favourite of "Fuck me sideways" would possibly offend (or when speaking to little people (that's children, not midgets obviously))  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well bugger me sideways with a pineapple!
And currently my exclamation of choice is Crivens!
Jings, Crivens, Help ma Boab lolol "
I love that one
One that makes them giggle at work is when I say Spray it on the wall and I will read it when it's dry |
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