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By *ackformore100 OP Man over a year ago

Tin town

. That women can't or won't?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Wee standing up! Properly, without making a mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hold their breath for hours & breath through their ears . Allegedly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reply to a message.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not throw a kitchen knife at you if you say “yes, I know you’re hormonal. I understand”

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

Scratch and sniff their ballsack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Relax and be care free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm seriously struggling with this one.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Produce sperm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go topless in this weather

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

Recover from manflu in less than 24 hours.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Lick me out...

I am just not flexible enough to do it myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go topless in this weather

Noooooo!

I don't care how ripped you are, naked torsos are not for public viewing.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go topless in this weather

I can do that! And I'm not a man.

At least I don't think I am.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go topless in this weather

Noooooo!

I don't care how ripped you are, naked torsos are not for public viewing.

I love you, sweetie. But shh.

Don't talk crazy.

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By *ockey64Man over a year ago

Gloucester

Write your name in the snow while pissing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go topless in this weather

Noooooo!

I don't care how ripped you are, naked torsos are not for public viewing.

I love you, sweetie. But shh.

Don't talk crazy."

I can't do it, it creeps me out!!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"Produce sperm"

I know loads that can do that by burping!!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"Lick me out...

I am just not flexible enough to do it myself

"
#volunteer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pick up dog poo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy cloths without needing to try them on or hold them up infront of a mirror first.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Pick up dog poo"

Are you saying all female dog owners never clean up after their dogs ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pick up dog poo

Are you saying all female dog owners never clean up after their dogs ?"

in our house hubby is the dog poo picker upper

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Willycopter!

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Get spiders out of the bath

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Park the car without damaging anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pick up dog poo"

I pick up all the dog poo in our house thank you very much while the 'man of the house' is gagging in the corner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Read a map

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Get spiders out of the bath

Anyone can do this with a glass and a piece of card !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be rational

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Multi task

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go topless in this weather

Noooooo!

I don't care how ripped you are, naked torsos are not for public viewing.

I love you, sweetie. But shh.

Don't talk crazy.

I can't do it, it creeps me out!!"

It’s safe to come back out my vest is back on

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Be assertive with dodgy cold callers at the door. Told Mum and sis in laws to just ignore them.

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By *9Karm69Man over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"Park the car without damaging anything

Your brave

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go topless in this weather

Noooooo!

I don't care how ripped you are, naked torsos are not for public viewing.

I love you, sweetie. But shh.

Don't talk crazy.

I can't do it, it creeps me out!!"

Send them all to me then. I'll find some way of covering them

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

". That women can't or won't? "

Let all the hair on their bodies grow wild without people staring, pointing and judging.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Talk endlessly about the route they took to get somwhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WTF hairy ears nose

Shave every day the face

Use a urinal

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By *9Karm69Man over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"WTF hairy ears nose

Shave every day the face

Use a urinal

Get with the times as there are female urinals now a days

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Earn as much

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drive!

Just kidding, I can't drive for shit

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Earn as much "

Try telling Google that. They just made bonus payments to male staff after a review on equal pay showed men got paid less than women for similar roles.

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By *entDomMan over a year ago

Paddock Wood, Kent

"Go topless in this weather

I can do that! And I'm not a man.

At least I don't think I am."

No don't! You will cause an international incident. Those Norks can be seen from space

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Leave wet towels on the bed/floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A no armed pushup

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By *W ChapMan over a year ago

Swindon

Mansplain?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Completely ignore the state of the house if football is on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Piss enema

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Put the bins out

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By *tylebender03Man over a year ago

Manchester

Play football to an elite level

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make me hard

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"Go topless in this weather

Noooooo!

I don't care how ripped you are, naked torsos are not for public viewing.

who in the summer days said this? Who said this?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, you're right. I'm sorry

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Change bicycle inner tube

Put a plug on a wire x

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By *imson87Man over a year ago

Rossendale

"Change bicycle inner tube

Put a plug on a wire x

Woman can do these things easy hehe xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrestle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Lose an argument.. Even when right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything useful!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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