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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not that bad... Maybe a touch bonkers... But not insane, that's what they told me... "
If it's not a letter from your mum to verify it, then I think it doesn't count? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not that bad... Maybe a touch bonkers... But not insane, that's what they told me...
If it's not a letter from your mum to verify it, then I think it doesn't count?
Bugger! "
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
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"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal
Chances are she is actually real.
Just fyi."
Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart |
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"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal
Chances are she is actually real.
Just fyi.
Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart " |
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"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal
Chances are she is actually real.
Just fyi.
Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart "
Out of interest, what would you give your right bollock for?! |
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"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal
Chances are she is actually real.
Just fyi.
Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart "
Yep real colourful way with words |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal
Chances are she is actually real.
Just fyi.
Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart
Out of interest, what would you give your right bollock for?! "
It will have to be someone special who I make a connection with |
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"By insane I meant sexy lol. I was looking at some birds profile short blonde or something. She was unreal
Chances are she is actually real.
Just fyi.
Yeah I’d give my left bollock to smell her fart
Out of interest, what would you give your right bollock for?!
It will have to be someone special who I make a connection with "
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
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I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock "
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole |
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I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole "
Will a feather duster do the job? *Brandishes tickling stick* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole "
Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps? |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole
Will a feather duster do the job? *Brandishes tickling stick* "
I prefer a finger but that will do |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole
Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps? "
I find tape holds it better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole
Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?
I find tape holds it better "
Proof? |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole
Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?
I find tape holds it better
Proof? "
When are you free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole
Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?
I find tape holds it better
Proof?
When are you free "
Did you just say I'm NOT a special lady? |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"
I like the way I get the sensible and considered response
You sound disappointed
I was hoping he'd do something really outlandish with his right bollock
My right bollock is reserved for a special lady/tv who agrees to tickle my bum hole
Do you keep it tucked away during other meets then? A right bollock sling perhaps?
I find tape holds it better
Proof?
When are you free
Did you just say I'm NOT a special lady? "
The right one is for bum ticklers - you can’t do that from Durham |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up "
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up. |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up. "
If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.
If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold"
Whose bum is being tickled? |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.
If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold
Whose bum is being tickled? "
Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.
If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold
Whose bum is being tickled?
Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest."
Only once I am warmed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the birds on here are insane "
"Some of the birds.."
Hang on
*ring-ring ring-ring*
yes, yes ok I'll get him...
its for you, the 1970s asking when you're coming home?" |
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By *rg4 OP Man
over a year ago
hunktown |
"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.
If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold
Whose bum is being tickled?
Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest.
Only once I am warmed up "
I’ll get the radiators on then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the birds on here are insane
"Some of the birds.."
Hang on
*ring-ring ring-ring*
yes, yes ok I'll get him...
its for you, the 1970s asking when you're coming home?""
Who you calling Gareth Southgate? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But some great tits
Wayhayyyy!!
Sorry. Didn't realise we had moved onto bollocks.
Where all good bum tickles should end up
Didn't know we'd started with bum tickles! Too old to keep up.
If you want my right one we’ll have to start with bum tickles, maybe some kissing so you’re not going in completely cold
Whose bum is being tickled?
Mine but mutual tickles are on the cards if it peaks your interest.
Only once I am warmed up
I’ll get the radiators on then "
Only until October |
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