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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple  over a year ago

bristol

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple  over a year ago

bristol

Three guests check into a hotel room. The receptionist says the bill is £30, so each guest pays £10. Later the receptionist realises the bill should only be £25. To rectify this, he gives the porter £5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the porter realises that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the porter decides to just give each guest £1 and keep £2 for himself.

Now that each of the guests has been given £1 back, each has paid £9, bringing the total paid to £27. The porter has £2. If the guests originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Too early for me. Pass

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Three guests check into a hotel room. The receptionist says the bill is £30, so each guest pays £10. Later the receptionist realises the bill should only be £25. To rectify this, he gives the porter £5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the porter realises that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the porter decides to just give each guest £1 and keep £2 for himself.

Now that each of the guests has been given £1 back, each has paid £9, bringing the total paid to £27. The porter has £2. If the guests originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?

"

Welcome to goverment accounting.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman  over a year ago

Deviant City


"Too early for me. Pass"

+1

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By *reenonionsMan  over a year ago

Nr Exeter

Really?

You want a slide rule to work out what happened?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's the difference between cost and expenditure. The room cost £25 or £8.33 each. They paid £30 and got £1 each back = £27. The difference between the cost of the room (£25) and what they paid (£27) is £2. The porter kept the £2.

Not 'government accounting' - basic maths.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What Steve says

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Basically, the porter has fleeced them of £2 as they have now overpaid for their room.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They have only paid the hotel £25 for the room.

Each had £1 back = £3

Porter had £2

Total =£5

Gets you back to £30.

As Steve says the difference on the expenditure is in the porters pocket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who gives a monkies? They all had a bonus in getting some cash back

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Basically, the porter has fleeced them of £2 as they have now overpaid for their room."

Funny...you said it was government accounting. Not a coincidence you post AFTER the answer.

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By *ondon truckerMan  over a year ago

east london

Wants to know where you can get a hotel room for 25 pounds a night!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yup the porter should be suspended pending a full enquiry into his dishonesty

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Wants to know where you can get a hotel room for 25 pounds a night!!!"

Not in Brighton!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wants to know where you can get a hotel room for 25 pounds a night!!!"

Paid £20 for one just outside Luton the other week - ensuite too. And have just booked one in Birmingham for £26.

If you look - you find!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

£30/3 = £10

£25/3 = £8.33 -

------

£1.67

3 x

------

£5.01

3 -

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£2.01

The porter gets £2.01

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Wants to know where you can get a hotel room for 25 pounds a night!!!

Paid £20 for one just outside Luton the other week - ensuite too. And have just booked one in Birmingham for £26.

If you look - you find! "

Make sure they give you your free soup !

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Three guests check into a hotel room. The receptionist says the bill is £30, so each guest pays £10. Later the receptionist realises the bill should only be £25. To rectify this, he gives the porter £5 to return to the guests. On the way to the room, the porter realises that he cannot divide the money equally. As the guests didn't know the total of the revised bill, the porter decides to just give each guest £1 and keep £2 for himself.

Now that each of the guests has been given £1 back, each has paid £9, bringing the total paid to £27. The porter has £2. If the guests originally handed over £30, what happened to the remaining £1?

"

I ve got it,...

Yours sincery

G, Osbourne..

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

*sincerely

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Basically, the porter has fleeced them of £2 as they have now overpaid for their room.

Funny...you said it was government accounting. Not a coincidence you post AFTER the answer."

Oh gosh, allow me to offer my profound apology for cracking a joke.

ALERT ALERT * SENSE OF HUMOUR BYPASS * ALERT ALERT

FFS!

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