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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’m trying not to be too needy, so don’t look at me, let’s look at you.

Put yourself in the shop window. What’s your talent?

Obviously if you wish to look at me to provide a yardstick as to average then please do.

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Does a talent for perving count?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I've never viewed your pics ever Fiddles

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll need an hour or two to think of a talent

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan  over a year ago

Little clacton

I can wee dead centre in the the toilet

Just need to learn to lift the lid before going

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By *eneralKenobiMan  over a year ago

North Angus

I’ve a waggling tail like the doggy in the window but mine is on the wrong side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talent

Annoying people

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Naaa dont look at me im just a big pussy tease these days

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can breath through my ears

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By *ealitybitesMan  over a year ago

Belfast

Talking crap but still making sense

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By *rg4Man  over a year ago

hunktown

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By *rg4Man  over a year ago

hunktown

I can lick my elbow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can lick my elbow "

I had to try and failed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can rip an apple in half with my hands. Well…. I could until my grip strength went completely

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do perfect breasts count as a talent?

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By *olymalelincsMan  over a year ago

southend

I am very cuddly and make an awesome bed warmer in the winter months, especially handy with the current predicted rises in energy prices, no need to turn the heating up just cuddle up to the living radiator

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Naaa dont look at me im just a big pussy tease these days "

All those little pussy's are going to feel so left out

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

My flexibility is my talent…like a human pretzel! X

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Self deprecation

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By *ig_eric_tionMan  over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm good with my hands and have a natural affinity with rhythm.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman  over a year ago

Wherever

I am actually a decent cook.

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Professional faffer

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east

Dad dancing

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Professional fluffer "

Thought they were redundant now, given viagra accessibility

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By *ampWithABrainWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Sarcasm

Blether

And I’ve been told the ability to get people more excited than they thought possible

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

I have a talent for multitasking shhhh don't want it to catch on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


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Does a talent for perving count? "

That’s a gift I too have that gift

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Professional fluffer

Thought they were redundant now, given viagra accessibility "

I’ve never been so affronted in all my life!!!

(Also prone to melodrama)

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

The ability to be photographed in a variety of humorous and sexy situations

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By *irthandgirthMan  over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I can breath through my ears "

While humming all 158 stanzas of the Greek national anthem.

My superpower is being able to predict almost exactly when an Alpha guru account is going to block me online.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"

Does a talent for perving count? "

Absolutely does.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I've never viewed your pics ever Fiddles "

Good man. That’s the spirit.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ll need an hour or two to think of a talent "

Wearer of bikinis.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I can wee dead centre in the the toilet

Just need to learn to lift the lid before going "

More practice.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I’ve a waggling tail like the doggy in the window but mine is on the wrong side "

Ah. The left eh.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

I bake exceedingly good cakes

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Talent

Annoying people "

That’s so annoying.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Naaa dont look at me im just a big pussy tease these days "

It’s inevitable really.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I can breath through my ears "

Do you have a blocked nose?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Talking crap but still making sense "

A rare mix.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I can lick my elbow "

Really really.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I can rip an apple in half with my hands. Well…. I could until my grip strength went completely "

Is that through wanking per chance.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Do perfect breasts count as a talent? "

Yes and they are.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am very cuddly and make an awesome bed warmer in the winter months, especially handy with the current predicted rises in energy prices, no need to turn the heating up just cuddle up to the living radiator "

There’s a market for this.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"My flexibility is my talent…like a human pretzel! X"

I’d like to eat you.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I bake exceedingly good cakes "

They’re packaged lovely too.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I am actually a decent cook."

The next Nigella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can be an irritable gobshite. Not just a talent but an out and out top 5 superpower

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can easily rip and apple in half.

Strong legs, back stamina so easily to carry loads around .

Been told my thrust strength is through the roof leaving them a quivering mess

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By *olymalelincsMan  over a year ago

southend


"I am very cuddly and make an awesome bed warmer in the winter months, especially handy with the current predicted rises in energy prices, no need to turn the heating up just cuddle up to the living radiator

There’s a market for this. "

I sure hope so lol

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By *y new oneCouple  over a year ago

Liverpool

My talent is floating

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By *otandhardcouple2Couple  over a year ago

stockton

My hubby used to be able to drink a pint whilst upside down ( doing a handstand against a wall ) ........i can.t imagine how or why he first learnt to do that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can play call of duty all day long

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By *assing Fancies xCouple  over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

I (mrs) have zero talents outside the bedroom other than eating any challenges?

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

I can spot an ulterior motive in even the most ostensibly selfless act.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a unique ability to not give a shit.

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By *ulkuriMan  over a year ago

London

I can make a fart sounds with just my hand and a wine bottle. Learned that by mistake too!

Kind of killed the mood during the date though...

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Does a talent for perving count?

That’s a gift I too have that gift "

There is a skill to it though ...not as easy as it first seems, right?!

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By *UNKIEMan  over a year ago

south east


"

Does a talent for perving count?

That’s a gift I too have that gift

There is a skill to it though ...not as easy as it first seems, right?! "

It takes passion and commitment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Boobies normally appear in my inbox when I ask for boobies to appear in my inbox.

Let’s see if I can keep my run going…

Can I have boobies in my inbox please?

( . Y . )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Boobies normally appear in my inbox when I ask for boobies to appear in my inbox.

Let’s see if I can keep my run going…

Can I have boobies in my inbox please?

( . Y . )"

^ that’s my talent by the way. I’m shit at sex though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Naaa dont look at me im just a big pussy tease these days

All those little pussy's are going to feel so left out "

i know but times not my friend hes my enemy

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Does a talent for perving count?

That’s a gift I too have that gift

There is a skill to it though ...not as easy as it first seems, right?!

It takes passion and commitment "

Dedication, that's what they say

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