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An animal you have been chased by besides a dog
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scuba diving off a wreck in Egypt we was chased back to a boat by a very large Conger Eel. Only to realise we was actually swimming directly to its food source. Bloody boat cook was skinning a Tuna over the side of the boat  |
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"Was kind of chased by a bear in Canada but it was really just following us. We crossed the river a few times and it got fed up."
That would have scared me. What a thrill though to be able to see one...I'd love that |
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When i was in Australia I chased a lizard called a goanna down a dirt track..to try to get a photo...it was big ...and faster than me ....then it dawned on me ....it was faster than me ....if it turned round and chased me I would be in trouble...so I stopped chasing it ..and slowly backed off  |
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over a year ago
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Bull, cat, goose, Swan, bear, moose, goat, sheep, ostrich, a firkin vicious loon and an ape who got personal |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
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Not so much chased, but followed by a flock of 100 sheep I was leading down a field, onto a road for 300 yards then into another field on the opposite side of the road. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Never been chased by a dog but had a few close calls with bullocks.
Had a male warthog come trotting towards my ex wife and I then take a very belligerent looking stance swinging it's head as we backed slowly away. On another holiday we stood watching a herd of elephants crossing a river the other side of a hedge that surrounded the safari lodge where we were staying when one of them turned, flapped it's ears wide, trunk up and trumpeted as it trotted towards us. It was then that we noticed the hedge was just that, no fence, just a row of scraggy bushes. Again it was a case of backing away slowly
I would love to go back to Africa.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Cows, sheep, duck, geese, roosters, a freaking peacock last week, pigs, goats, spiders, (they're the worst) something large and possibly bear shaped was stalking but not chasing us while d*unken walking up to our chalet late one night after skiing.
My cats also chase me everywhere, I can't even pee alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A swan"
Same! On holiday as a kid some swans came into the garden with their cygnets and I was so excited to see them I got too close and promptly chased off  |
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"Elephants. Was very scary!!
Need more deets Nora!! Had an elephant flare at a safari jeep which was scary AF, but being chased- eek!!"
At the zoo! Apparently they shouldn’t have been out. One started and the rest followed. People running everywhere! Zookeepers screaming everyone to get out of the way. |
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A big arse stag in bushy park.
I was jogging and it was rutting season big mistake I ran to close to his women,fucker chased me for what felt like an eternity.
Fun fact.
Same park as the famous FENTON....
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"Elephants. Was very scary!!
Need more deets Nora!! Had an elephant flare at a safari jeep which was scary AF, but being chased- eek!!
At the zoo! Apparently they shouldn’t have been out. One started and the rest followed. People running everywhere! Zookeepers screaming everyone to get out of the way. "
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! Thank goodness you’re ok though - forums are not the same without you!  |
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"Elephants. Was very scary!!
Need more deets Nora!! Had an elephant flare at a safari jeep which was scary AF, but being chased- eek!!
At the zoo! Apparently they shouldn’t have been out. One started and the rest followed. People running everywhere! Zookeepers screaming everyone to get out of the way.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! Thank goodness you’re ok though - forums are not the same without you! "
. Always happens to me! I’m not even gonna tell you about the 2 monkeys on the windscreen at Woburn and the “mummy what are they doing” comments! |
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Two massive herds of cows, seriously, fuck those guys. All good though because I'm sure they got turned into very average burgers that were probably over cooked. Then served with brown sauce.
Nice big flock, herd, gaggle, gang (I forgot the correct nomenclature) of deer, that was terrifying, but kind of cool how they split around me.
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"Elephants. Was very scary!!
Need more deets Nora!! Had an elephant flare at a safari jeep which was scary AF, but being chased- eek!!
At the zoo! Apparently they shouldn’t have been out. One started and the rest followed. People running everywhere! Zookeepers screaming everyone to get out of the way.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! Thank goodness you’re ok though - forums are not the same without you!
. Always happens to me! I’m not even gonna tell you about the 2 monkeys on the windscreen at Woburn and the “mummy what are they doing” comments! "
Oh you just reminded me about the monkeys in Gibraltar. That was not funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elephants. Was very scary!!
Need more deets Nora!! Had an elephant flare at a safari jeep which was scary AF, but being chased- eek!!
At the zoo! Apparently they shouldn’t have been out. One started and the rest followed. People running everywhere! Zookeepers screaming everyone to get out of the way.
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry! Thank goodness you’re ok though - forums are not the same without you!
. Always happens to me! I’m not even gonna tell you about the 2 monkeys on the windscreen at Woburn and the “mummy what are they doing” comments! "
Lol definitely going to get you to tell me that story over a glass of wine next time I see you |
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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago
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Badgers have very defined paths they use and don't like to be disturbed: I was briefly chased by a badger on a forest trail decades ago, right at dusk
The danger comes from their extremely powerful teeth and jaws; but I understand they have very poor eyesight, but a fantastic sense of smell. |
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By *unseeker63Man
over a year ago
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I’ve been chased by a hippo in Kenya, that was scary. A Masai helped me out.
Charged by an elephant on the next safari, the guide drove brilliantly to escape that one.
Chased by another hippo called Karen through the streets of Bristol late one Saturday night, early Sunday morning. No fucker helped me then!   |
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Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour. |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour. "
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly "
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human. |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human. "
They used to chase him down the garden and peck his feet. They adored Mr KC and would sit on his shoulders like parrots and eat from his hand. |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human.
They used to chase him down the garden and peck his feet. They adored Mr KC and would sit on his shoulders like parrots and eat from his hand. "
Haha! yes I can imagine. I love hens, for me I'd put them alongside dogs as greatest pets, can't wait to have them back in my life again |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human.
They used to chase him down the garden and peck his feet. They adored Mr KC and would sit on his shoulders like parrots and eat from his hand.
Haha! yes I can imagine. I love hens, for me I'd put them alongside dogs as greatest pets, can't wait to have them back in my life again "
Mr KC feels the same. Our Eglu is waiting to be reoccupied! |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human.
They used to chase him down the garden and peck his feet. They adored Mr KC and would sit on his shoulders like parrots and eat from his hand.
Haha! yes I can imagine. I love hens, for me I'd put them alongside dogs as greatest pets, can't wait to have them back in my life again
Mr KC feels the same. Our Eglu is waiting to be reoccupied! "
If you can get a Buff Orpington, they're not the most prolific layers, but they can be remarkably striking in colour and stature |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human.
They used to chase him down the garden and peck his feet. They adored Mr KC and would sit on his shoulders like parrots and eat from his hand.
Haha! yes I can imagine. I love hens, for me I'd put them alongside dogs as greatest pets, can't wait to have them back in my life again
Mr KC feels the same. Our Eglu is waiting to be reoccupied!
If you can get a Buff Orpington, they're not the most prolific layers, but they can be remarkably striking in colour and stature "
We always had rescues, mainly ex battery hens. Our first ones were from a stupid hatching project at our sons school, that got us started. |
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"Cocks - we kept chickens and these assholes would fight you every step of the way, they are utter wankers and one of the most aptly named creatures on this planet.
What's worse is when you leave or go back indoors they think they've won the battle and it perpetuates their wanky behaviour.
Hens can be as bad. We had two hens who bullied our son mercilessly
Awe poor him. That's quite interesting though, I've known hens to be horrible to other hens (pecking order) but have never seen one attack a human.
They used to chase him down the garden and peck his feet. They adored Mr KC and would sit on his shoulders like parrots and eat from his hand.
Haha! yes I can imagine. I love hens, for me I'd put them alongside dogs as greatest pets, can't wait to have them back in my life again
Mr KC feels the same. Our Eglu is waiting to be reoccupied!
If you can get a Buff Orpington, they're not the most prolific layers, but they can be remarkably striking in colour and stature
We always had rescues, mainly ex battery hens. Our first ones were from a stupid hatching project at our sons school, that got us started. "
Oh that's sweet, I bet it's really nice seeing them become accustomed to happier life. |
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