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Teensy, weensy, itsy, bitsy Thursday mini-rant...
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I've actually had two messages today saying "I'm in the area, do you fancy some fun?" (paraphrased, obviously). My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????" Fortunately for me, my logical self said "block the feckers and get back on the forums"  |
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I have the perfect way to shut them up at the mo: my profile does say that I travel a lot for my work, so when I get can I pop round for a late night quickie I reply "of course. How's your swimming? I'm in Cork" 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've actually had two messages today saying "I'm in the area, do you fancy some fun?" (paraphrased, obviously). My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????" Fortunately for me, my logical self said "block the feckers and get back on the forums" "
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
I get a fair few messages from people saying they're in Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, or Newcastle so are in my area. I guess taking into account the size of the planet they are, but for a woman without a car, they may as well be in Australia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh God, this!!!!
If I had a shag for every version of the following I've been sent, well I'd be a very happy girl!
"Hey, I'm a profeshionel from London/somewhere else darn sarf staying up your way. Fancy getting together in my hotel in Sunderland/Newcastle etc for some fun?"
Why yes, the person who's not meeting right now would love to travel miles up the A1 just to shag some berk in a traveledge.
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I get a fair few messages from people saying they're in Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, or Newcastle so are in my area. I guess taking into account the size of the planet they are, but for a woman without a car, they may as well be in Australia."
Love it Wyrd, fancy a shag, I'm not too far from you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"... My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????"
Is that not a real place then? 
Well it is if you fancy going up my backside, but it's not a proper place in Cumbria (tho' Cockley Beck and Cockermouth are...) "
Well I've been to some shitey places 
I always liked the sound of Ecclefechan if imagined being said by Father Jack
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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"... My pedantic self wanted to respond..."2600 square miles and half a million inhabitants and you're in the vicinity of Arse End????"
Is that not a real place then?
Well it is if you fancy going up my backside, but it's not a proper place in Cumbria (tho' Cockley Beck and Cockermouth are...)
Well I've been to some shitey places
I always liked the sound of Ecclefechan if imagined being said by Father Jack
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'kin 'ell Fia, I lost my virginity in Ecclefechan many, many years ago |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I get a fair few messages from people saying they're in Nottingham, Manchester, Sheffield, or Newcastle so are in my area. I guess taking into account the size of the planet they are, but for a woman without a car, they may as well be in Australia.
Love it Wyrd, fancy a shag, I'm not too far from you"
You're nearer than some of them! |
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Had some guy this week getting arsey when I said Exeter was too far - his response was that it was in the South West and perhaps I should be looking in the Midlands in that case. Duh! I'm also in the SW, even if I'm at the top of it - and I freely admit I'm a lazy mare when it comes to travelling, but also don't expect people to travel ages to get to me.
And I love how people insist on telling me that it'll only take me (elling me it'll only take x minutes to get somewhere when in reality the journey time is at least double that! Grrr!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, and seeing as it's beginning to look a lot like that time of the year, and you like Father Jack...follow this link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQkF7fpw-wI"
She ruined Christmas!!  |
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