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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Gerrum out and start commenting
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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snap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ive got a bum pic lol |
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Bums out agin is it, ok then...!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Don't be afraid to make an arse of yourself... |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"  "
Why isn't there a drool smiley? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have changed my pic just for this thread lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put a bit o chalk on that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cheeky |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's for breakfast ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nope - i refuse.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here is my bottom |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Dont have a bum pic, my face is near enough..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's for breakfast ?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who wants to spank mine???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to spank mine????"
Bend over then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to spank mine????
Bend over then "
Dont temped me! you will see my little pink arse hole!..... Dam I shouldnt write that I will get loads of guys messaging me again! .....NOT GAY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above?? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Seeing as you asked so nicely |
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please? "
I have photoshop if it helps...? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??"
Good idea mate I will start
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"Seeing as you asked so nicely "
Yum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??
Good idea mate I will start
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Seein as urs is famous 9 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??
Good idea mate I will start
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Seein as urs is famous 9"
Im famous????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry naughty nips I would give you a 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??
Good idea mate I will start
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Seein as urs is famous 9
Im famous?????"
think he meant infamous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry naughty nips I would give you a 7"
Well i give you a 7 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heres mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry naughty nips I would give you a 7"
I would give you 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im among there somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is in dire need of some use.... and abuse!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bums away...here's me but am thinking I'm a little overdressed hehe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...? "
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??
Good idea mate I will start
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Seein as urs is famous 9
Im famous?????
think he meant infamous "
Yes that's what I meant. 9 for you too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shouldn't we be giving marks out of ten for the one above??
Good idea mate I will start
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Seein as urs is famous 9
Im famous?????
think he meant infamous "
I didnt relise I was known on here? |
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...?
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol "
No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bum! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...?
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol
No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!
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oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop .......... |
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...?
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol
No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!
oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop .......... "
No, ya daft bat! Lol!
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...?
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol
No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!
oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop .......... "
Anyway, why isn't yours on show Minxie...?
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over a year ago
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Bit of a Bad moon rising,... Can t beat creedance .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello bums  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How about mankini bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Liking all the men's bottoms on this thread |
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"How about mankini bum"
Or Terminal Wedgie? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's another arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...?
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol
No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!
oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........
Anyway, why isn't yours on show Minxie...?
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cos I need a wide angled lens, and arms eight times the length they are to do the pic, and I dont have any bum ones lol (ok I know all my pics are bum pics but that wasnt wot u wanted lol!!) |
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"Does anyone know where the wide wide wide angled lens is please?
I have photoshop if it helps...?
thats a tad harsh implying I need one that big!!!!! lol
No, just offering my services - it ain't that big anyhow!
oh thought u meant I needed a lens the size of a shop ..........
Anyway, why isn't yours on show Minxie...?
cos I need a wide angled lens, and arms eight times the length they are to do the pic, and I dont have any bum ones lol (ok I know all my pics are bum pics but that wasnt wot u wanted lol!!) "
Lol - then you need to get someone to take some! Lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My peachy bum |
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Gosh yes thats a great bum .. firm too by the looks of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mines firm! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Above bum is just gorgeous.
Here's mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drew a face on mine lol |
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"Nice bum "
LMAO .. I know that bum !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Above bum is just gorgeous.
Here's mine."
Thanks your welcome to come lick it or slap it ; |
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Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Mines firm!"
and peachy. Whit woo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bums up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You have to walk up a lot of ladders to get bum like mine! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bums up "
yummy bummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bums up
yummy bummy"
Thanks |
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"Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have "
yum looks fine to me from all angles |
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"Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have
yum looks fine to me from all angles "
As does yours Cinn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bums up
yummy bummy
Thanks "
Your welcome I would like to get my face down there and have a lick of your pussy from behind........ Im naughty I must remember to behave myself lol |
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It's a full moon tonight then? |
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"Not the best in the world but it's the only one I have
yum looks fine to me from all angles
As does yours Cinn! "
Thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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another yummy bummy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh well, why the hell not! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love getting mine spanked hard xx
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
Good morning bum fans.
Keep em comming |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing like a good bum pic in the morning |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bottoms up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couldn't fit it all in lol |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
A Home Among The Woodland Creatures |
I'll take the pants off for a fiver |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As you wish |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"I'll take the pants off for a fiver"
I'll save my £5 and just pull them down when your not looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok mine out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do love a bumfest |
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Don't wanna shag one.. But love a woman's bum.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning bums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's mine- tan lines & all... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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more arses than the house of commons,lol |
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here's one of ours, can you guess who's lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here's one of ours, can you guess who's lol "
heres mine all wrapped for xmas.lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wiggle wiggle wiggle... Yeah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A different view then this morning, or I could put M's bum up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"here's one of ours, can you guess who's lol "
When we uploaded a picture of my OH's some people got mine and M's mixed up  |
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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago
Midlothian |
got a 4 fem bum stack in our gallery:mine is the top one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Here's mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in …… then out then in… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now. "
He has, its just his alter-ego bumming around at the moment though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some nice butts in here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had to post |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now.
He has, its just his alter-ego bumming around at the moment though! "
I'm not his alter-ego. I'm him but in another time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy...
It's very simple really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's mine "
Yes it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some nice butts in here "
Yours included! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some nice butts in here
Yours included! "
Right back at ya |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's funky, thought he would have been here by now.
He has, its just his alter-ego bumming around at the moment though!
I'm not his alter-ego. I'm him but in another time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy...
It's very simple really. "
Keep your wormhole thingy to yourself; it makes me blush! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really enjoying this bum thread!
Keep um coming  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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more cheek here!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Plenty for ya money here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Plenty for ya money here."
Ooooft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ??? "
I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! ) |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ??? "
*waves frantically* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! ) "
You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
*waves frantically* "
come finger me! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )
You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol"
Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )
You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol
Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper! "
hmmmm I wish! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....
WHERE'S Funky's bum??????? "
In a wormhole, black-hole,parallel universe thingymajig - so he says! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )
You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol
Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper!
hmmmm I wish!"
Next you'll be wanting it kissed better after said tanning!! *sigh* its a tough job, but I suppose I could force myself! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
*waves frantically*
come finger me! lol"
Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anybody like my ass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
*waves frantically*
come finger me! lol
Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way "
Im happy to meet half way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
*waves frantically*
come finger me! lol
Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way "
*leggin it to the door, sat nav programmed, super-powers used to send Caz in wrong direction!*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
I bet a few would, and do! (I don't, before you ask!! )
You dont like my bum!!??? How very dare you! (said very loud in my post angry voice) lol
Shush now youngster, or I'll tan your hide good n proper!
hmmmm I wish!
Next you'll be wanting it kissed better after said tanning!! *sigh* its a tough job, but I suppose I could force myself! "
You dont have to kiss it better you can gets hubs to rub it |
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"I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....
WHERE'S Funky's bum???????
In a wormhole, black-hole,parallel universe thingymajig - so he says! "
Invictus - go and fetch your funkyself from the other time wormhole continuum whatsit and bring the bum back here |
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"I can't be arsed to change my pic - but I want to know this.....
WHERE'S Funky's bum???????
In a wormhole, black-hole,parallel universe thingymajig - so he says!
Invictus - go and fetch your funkyself from the other time wormhole continuum whatsit and bring the bum back here "
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over a year ago
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"Next you'll be wanting it kissed better after said tanning!! *sigh* its a tough job, but I suppose I could force myself!
You dont have to kiss it better you can gets hubs to rub it "
you appear to be confused! |
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***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected.  |
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"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected. "
Phew! That's better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected. "
phwoaarrrr!!! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected. "
woop woop... Was getting worried about you x |
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I really apologise. It's not like me I know.
They made me do work at work 
I shan't let that happen again that's for sure!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really apologise. It's not like me I know.
They made me do work at work
I shan't let that happen again that's for sure!!! "
Bloody philistines, keeping you from your fanbase, how dare they! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected. "
I nearly turned purple waiting!!!!!! |
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"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected.
I nearly turned purple waiting!!!!!! "
Hmmmm purple you say... I can work with that. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected. "
About fecking time!!
I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.
FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!! |
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"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected.
About fecking time!!
I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.
FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!! "
My bad old friend!
I had my bum sensors turned right up but there seemed to be some glitter stuck between the contacts.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when in rome :D |
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"Anybody like my ass? "
Actually NO not at all ..most unattractive and very gay pose ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooooft! |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected.
About fecking time!!
I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.
FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!!
My bad old friend!
I had my bum sensors turned right up but there seemed to be some glitter stuck between the contacts. "
DON'T SAY THE G-WORD!!!!!!!!
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"***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***BOTTOM THREAD RADAR ALERT***
Senses indicate there is a bottom thread I have not partaken in.
This has now been corrected.
About fecking time!!
I've caught a bloody chill waving mine around all this time and my inbox is a wall of yellow unrread messages now.
FFS man, ajust your bum sensors!!! I can't handle the stress alone!!
My bad old friend!
I had my bum sensors turned right up but there seemed to be some glitter stuck between the contacts.
DON'T SAY THE G-WORD!!!!!!!!
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Funky's in trouble. Funky's in trouble.
Na na ne nana |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.
Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.
Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089? "
Have you ever thought of seeing medical advice for your repetitive stale joke syndrome? |
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"You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.
Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089? "
Ah those heady days back at the academy. Of course back then my bum was all fields and Soxy hadn't discovered chiffon.
We were young and naive but life seemed so full of promise. Now look at us, peddling our arses in bum threads. It's GREAT!!!! |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Why do women like mens arses???? I bet few would wana finger one or lick one lol ???
*waves frantically*
come finger me! lol
Your username is apt...expecting me to trail all the way down to Herts just to finger your bum...oh, alright then, I'm on me way
*leggin it to the door, sat nav programmed, super-powers used to send Caz in wrong direction!* "
Fox ache, I'm stuck on spaghetti junction now, my satnav's telling me to go south-north-eastern in Brian Blessed's voice...next services I find I'm gonna put up a meet now for frustrated wannabee bum-fingeree's to message me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next on the agenda:
Get your bumholes out on display |
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"Next on the agenda:
Get your bumholes out on display "
(((shudder)))  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Next on the agenda:
Get your bumholes out on display
(((shudder))) "
Oh come on it's the new trend now
You go first |
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"Next on the agenda:
Get your bumholes out on display
(((shudder)))
Oh come on it's the new trend now
You go first "
Well judging by the competition it's all about 'the gape'.
I will fuck myself with a knotted pine all weekend and should have something competitive by Monday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need to set your detectors on 'furtle' and not 'grope' otherwise it can miss the smaller bums.
Don't you remember the training at Captain Basatables Bum Sensor Academy back in 2089?
Have you ever thought of seeing medical advice for your repetitive stale joke syndrome?"
Lmao sometimes it makes Frank Carson look fresh and innovative and he is dead. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a little disappointed as there are some sad looking bums on this thread.
It's the way you show em, or "It's a cracker" Frank Carson(1926-2012) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As always nice to have the warm up guys on before the main event.
So feast your eyes girls and enjoy.
“OfFiCiAl FaB ForUms SEXIEST male of 2012”
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