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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Oof, bad enough at home with decent plumbing, but that's a nightmare while camping!

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

A friend of mine did the same sort of thing once, polished off a large jar of cashew nuts one day, was blocked up for a couple of days and then gave birth to a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

Aww naw! The mere word "jobbies" has me laughing out loud and oooft at your predicament

nutty bar anyone?

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By *iss KinkWoman over a year ago

North West

Least it wasnt a vindaloo

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Yuk.

Pebble dashing

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Another friend of mine has the exact opposite problem. On holiday in India during lychee harvesting season, he bought a huge bag of lychees, thought they were the best thing he had ever eaten so polished the whole lot off in one sitting.

A few hours later he felt as though he had been turned inside out and that the entire world had gone through his arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

A friend of mine did the same sort of thing once, polished off a large jar of cashew nuts one day, was blocked up for a couple of days and then gave birth to a hedgehog "

I feel his pain. God knows how squirrels manager a shite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

Aww naw! The mere word "jobbies" has me laughing out loud and oooft at your predicament

nutty bar anyone?

All the bits of nuts combine to form sand paper on the toilet roll

I'm just out the shower and I'm trying to nurse my anus back to life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Least it wasnt a vindaloo"

I'm normally really careful with what I eat when camping or hillwalking, I've learnt my lesson.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

Aww naw! The mere word "jobbies" has me laughing out loud and oooft at your predicament

nutty bar anyone?

All the bits of nuts combine to form sand paper on the toilet roll

I'm just out the shower and I'm trying to nurse my anus back to life."

Just make sure you're super clean - last thing ye need is pruritus ani (itchy arse hole). Pit some soothing Sudocrem oan it.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

All I see is another reason not to go camping

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

"All I see is another reason not to go camping

Fair point. Just in case having a shite in a field wasn’t bad enough ..

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"All I see is another reason not to go camping

Fair point. Just in case having a shite in a field wasn’t bad enough .. "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you not consider chewing them first?

They aren't paracetamol.

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By *atty CoramWoman over a year ago

Wimbledon

A few hours later he felt as though he had been turned inside out and that the entire world had gone through his arse "

This is pure poetry. Actually quite beautiful and (bowel) moving.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I was away camping for a few days and I devoured big bags of peanuts.

Holy fuck my jobbies are jabby and unfortunately pretty endless. Too much roughage I think.

Aww naw! The mere word "jobbies" has me laughing out loud and oooft at your predicament

nutty bar anyone?

All the bits of nuts combine to form sand paper on the toilet roll

I'm just out the shower and I'm trying to nurse my anus back to life.

Just make sure you're super clean - last thing ye need is pruritus ani (itchy arse hole). Pit some soothing Sudocrem oan it."

Speaking from experience no doubt. Cheers

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