Never fuck

By *gent Coulson OP Man over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

On a beach without a big beach towel, sand gets everywhere

By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

In the river nile, little fishies swim up urethra

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is how sandpaper condoms were invented

By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Never fuck the payroll or poke the payroll as my ex manager used to say

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You could have stopped after “on a beach” to be fair

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When cooking bacon

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You could have stopped after “on a beach” to be fair

Could of stopped before "on a beach" it's more fitting for fab

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In a nettle field