Ask the nearest female wearing tights to take one leg off and throw it to you to hold onto. Then ask her to walk away with the other leg still in tight, that will pull you out. Xx

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

Grab various items to confuse future archaeologists.

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Make elephant noises and they'll come and get you out- just ask Tarzan

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Throw me your wallet, it'll weigh you down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get a massive boner sticking out the sand.. they will know where you are when a dog cocks his leg against your pole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I’ve seen the porn hub video….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give up and accept your fate, no one will miss you any way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

spread your arms as wide as you can and lie back as far as you can. Try to keep still ......

And fucking pray someone spots you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Throw me your wallet, it'll weigh you down!"

Ohhhh Nice Knickers !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you sell me your time machine?

Quicksand hasn’t existed since the 80’s according to Hollywood.

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Shout "I have found diamonds" really loudly then grab the snake. Oh I mean the rope...

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By *ogisticalBigManMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't panic. Smooth and slow movements. Try to get yourself horizontal. Then army crawl out of the quicksand. "

This...or lay back and wiggle your legs back horizontal too.

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By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

The good thing about a giraffe drowning in quicksand is............

if your whole life flashes before you as your drowning.. it'd be like watching your very own movie...which is nice.

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Make a quick sandcastle.

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By *cruffymooWoman over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Don't panic, keep still, it'll be over soon.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Ask Big Harold for a "hand" out.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Throw me your wallet, it'll weigh you down!

Ohhhh Nice Knickers !"

Haha thankyou

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