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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris invented rap music when his heart started beating.

Any others?

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By *yrdsisWoman over a year ago

Gleam Street

Death once had a near Chuck expeeience

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By *ollydoesWoman over a year ago

Shangri-La

Chuck Norris dosnt blow his bday candles out, he stares them into submission.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he gave a horse an uppercut.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

thought chuck norris wa 7 times karate world champion.

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By *arlomaleMan over a year ago

darlington

Chuck Norris shit himself when van damme offered him out no shit I was there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris wipes his arse with 40 grit sandpaper.

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By *ikMacMan over a year ago

Farnborough

Chuck Norris drinks napalm to cure heartburn

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Chuck Norris invented guitar amps that go up to 111.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

bruce lee ripped his hairs off is chest,, must of hurt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The Flu gets a Chuck Norris vaccine every year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Big Bang created the earth, but Chuck set it spinning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck Is now known as Optimus Prime.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

chuck norris eats rats for fun,,

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By *ikMacMan over a year ago

Farnborough

Chuck Norris can tie his shoelaces with his toes

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

When Chuck does push ups he doesn't move up and down he pushes the entire planet away from himself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

chuck norris can do press ups arms tied behind his, just using his knob

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris took a lie detector test.

The machine confessed to everything

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

They were going to name a street after him - but nobody crosses Chuck Norris!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Superman wears a Chuck Norris t-shirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris died several years ago, death is too scared to tell him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris is so hard he carries off the name Chuck.

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris can dance on the corner of round tables.

When the bogeyman goes to bed he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Been a Bruce Lee fan since I was a kid

Did Kung fu because of him. Never rated Chuck Norris always looked very wooden

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Kerry and Dublin

Time heals all wounds, except those inflicted by Chuck Norris.

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By *r_GreyscaleMan over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Chuck norris went for a dip at St Ives.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris sneezed and Covid was born

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By *axmanaterMan over a year ago

Liverpool

When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctors arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris shaves with a blowtorch and garden shears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris was born 6th May 1945, the Nazis surrended on the 7th of May 1945

That was no coincidink

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chuck Norris was born 6th May 1945, the Nazis surrended on the 7th of May 1945

That was no coincidink

Best one yet.

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By *unfriends1976Couple over a year ago

Darlington

Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug, the bear isn't dead, it's just too scared to move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie… on a unicycle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck said, “Say Please.”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chuck Norris can do a wheelie… on a unicycle."

This one made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris verified himself on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He’s totally harmless , Bruce was the King

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

COVID has to wear a mask when chucks on the plane

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By *agpie and RavenMan over a year ago

Leicester

These are brilliant

Frank

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

ah bruce was the master,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris once drop kicked someone over the phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bear Grylls isnt so tough, Chuck Norris Grills Bears

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When Chuck does push ups he doesn't move up and down he pushes the entire planet away from himself."

This one always cracks me up haha. Chuck doesn’t do push-ups he does earth downs

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By *hil most chillMan over a year ago

South East & Europe

2007 called, they want their classic jokes back

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"2007 called, they want their classic jokes back

Jokes laugh at Chuck Norris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t know why I find them so hilarious

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