What is it with some guys (mine included)that when they cum, they cant aim for England and it goes everywhere..and i mean everywhere 
Ffs chrissys had his for 37 years ya think he would know how to aim by now hes had enough practise with the thing 
Anyone else have the same issues with shit aims lol |
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over a year ago
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I always found that when it was time to climax into a ladies waiting mouth, it helped to simply shoot point blank by resting the tip of my cock on her tongue - obviously you have to keep your strokes short at such proximity but on ths plus side she won't miss a single creamy drop. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!
I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it."
What does vinegar strokes mean?
OP - they seem to like making a mess, is my opinion. A lovely man described it as a need to defile the pretty. |
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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"What is it with some guys (mine included)that when they cum, they cant aim for England and it goes everywhere..and i mean everywhere
Ffs chrissys had his for 37 years ya think he would know how to aim by now hes had enough practise with the thing
Anyone else have the same issues with shit aims lol"
you thinking of 1 particular place? |
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"What is it with some guys (mine included)that when they cum, they cant aim for England and it goes everywhere..and i mean everywhere
Ffs chrissys had his for 37 years ya think he would know how to aim by now hes had enough practise with the thing
Anyone else have the same issues with shit aims lol
you thinking of 1 particular place? "
Anywhere apart from in my very long hair(on my head,before the comments come) in my eyes or up my nose lol |
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"When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!
I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it.
What does vinegar strokes mean?
OP - they seem to like making a mess, is my opinion. A lovely man described it as a need to defile the pretty."
It's slang for male masturbation!!  |
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"When I'm on the vinegar strokes my junk is all over the place! No way I'm even attempting to aim for somewhere!
I usually need a sturdy vol-au-vent casing to capture it.
What does vinegar strokes mean?
OP - they seem to like making a mess, is my opinion. A lovely man described it as a need to defile the pretty."
Vinegar strokes: Verb; The action when a man masturbates and is close to climaxing. The image is said to be that of a person manically shaking a bottle of vinegar on their chips. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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What does vinegar strokes mean?
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The final, climatic stages of intercourse or masturbation. As in: "Would you believe it? The phone rang just as I was getting on to the vinegar strokes". From the similar facial expressions achieved when sipping vinegar |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Never heard that saying before lol
I learn something new every day on this site "
I have seen men using the phrase on here for some months and thought it was about time I found out what it meant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I actually don't mind unless it totally misses me. although the first night my former master and I spent together we had funny a very funny cum incident the following morning
I was giving him a morning oral session and when he came it missed me entirely and went all over the pillow. we laughed about that for ages.
Cali |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Many years ago a gf was sorting out my morning glory for me with a handjob. This is my favourite thing, and as she hit the vinegar I went off like a fountain. She let go of my cock at that point and the arcing ropes of jism went up my chest and into my eyes and hair. Spent 30 mins rinsing my eyes with water before I could see again.
So ladies, its always polite to catch and we'll do our best to aim. |
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Couldn't agree more OP!
Up my nose, in my eyes and in my hair are never a good look 
I was encouraging a meet while he was erm (what was that phrase to do with vinegar?) anyway..I was lying right underneath him and his shot his whole load straight into my eye much to my disgust 
My eye was blood shot for 2 days and I couldn't see properly for hours! |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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In one of my veris it says something like "if you invite him you come round your house he really will cum round your house"
I blame them for not properly covering their new sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Couldn't agree more OP!
Up my nose, in my eyes and in my hair are never a good look
I was encouraging a meet while he was erm (what was that phrase to do with vinegar?) anyway..I was lying right underneath him and his shot his whole load straight into my eye much to my disgust
My eye was blood shot for 2 days and I couldn't see properly for hours!"
Ahem. I'm afraid I am responsible for shooting it up Julie's nose this morning...
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By (user no longer on site)
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Doesn't really require aim if they have their mouth/pussy wrapped around it when it explodes. Wouldn't mind being able to test my aim on occasion though and seeing it shoot out. Obviously they don't have much trust for guy's aim. |
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