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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee 
Don’t steal it. Replace it with loose leaf tea… that or dried mud. 
Even I'm not that mean "
From what I’ve heard, her coffee already tastes like warm dirt |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it   "
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Don’t steal it. Replace it with loose leaf tea… that or dried mud.
Even I'm not that mean
From what I’ve heard, her coffee already tastes like warm dirt "
Dude.
Don't coffee shame me. |
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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago
Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove |
There’s one who has hassled me online for 10 years now, called me a boring f*ing c&£t on Fab cos I didn’t reply to his message so I deleted my last account.
I came back because I felt I should be driven away by ignorant tw@ts
He’s an ex Police Sgt from Sunderland
I’ve reported him countless times but he just finds me elsewhere and starts again
I’d happily run him over then reverse over him a few more times for the misery he has caused me |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Don’t steal it. Replace it with loose leaf tea… that or dried mud.
Even I'm not that mean
From what I’ve heard, her coffee already tastes like warm dirt
Dude.
Don't coffee shame me."
I thought i was bigging you up tbh! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Don’t steal it. Replace it with loose leaf tea… that or dried mud.
Even I'm not that mean
From what I’ve heard, her coffee already tastes like warm dirt
Dude.
Don't coffee shame me.
I thought i was bigging you up tbh! "
Not ever making you a brew now |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Fetcpl for a physical one think it would be fun
For thee or me?
Fun for all I reckon
I’ll start training now
I would I'm quite good at wrestling "
Start practicing your tap out now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine would be Hippychick, I mean starting an argument about chocolate  and my weapon of choice would be choux buns
Just use a cold wispa bar and she will crumble "
Oh brilliant, it would be like kryptonite |
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"I think we could be tempted to have a naked mud wrestle with _etcpl, if that counts as fighting.
Sounds like we have the start of our very own fab royal rumble "
Get ready to rumbaaaaaaaaaaalllll!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives."
Game on, I'll throw in the dancing guy and keyser soze to hold the cards with the round number on  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives.
Game on, I'll throw in the dancing guy and keyser soze to hold the cards with the round number on "
Winner takes all, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one who keeps reporting my comments and getting me banned  "
Well, I'm not fond of competition.
I'll be the one making the film references around here a thank you very muchly ta. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives.
Game on, I'll throw in the dancing guy and keyser soze to hold the cards with the round number on
Winner takes all, right? "
Absolutely, winner takes all the losers toilet roll and underwear |
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"Fetcpl for a physical one think it would be fun
For thee or me?
Fun for all I reckon
I’ll start training now
I would I'm quite good at wrestling
Start practicing your tap out now "
You don't scare me, I can you on. Though you're a couple I may be a tad up shits creek without a paddle. Sigh what a shame |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Fetcpl for a physical one think it would be fun
For thee or me?
Fun for all I reckon
I’ll start training now
I would I'm quite good at wrestling
Start practicing your tap out now
You don't scare me, I can you on. Though you're a couple I may be a tad up shits creek without a paddle. Sigh what a shame "
Oh don’t worry…. We have *all* the paddles |
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"Fetcpl for a physical one think it would be fun
For thee or me?
Fun for all I reckon
I’ll start training now
I would I'm quite good at wrestling
Start practicing your tap out now
You don't scare me, I can you on. Though you're a couple I may be a tad up shits creek without a paddle. Sigh what a shame
Oh don’t worry…. We have *all* the paddles "
I'm sure you do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Princess Peach....but I reckon she would fight dirty..... "
Christ, I've just noticed this 
I don't know whether to commend you or call you an ambulance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd (Mrs.) be up for a dance battle with that dancing Guy on fab! I know for sure I would lose, but I would enjoy every second of it!  "
Only if you're naked, so I can perv at your boobs dancing |
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"Princess Peach....but I reckon she would fight dirty.....
Christ, I've just noticed this
I don't know whether to commend you or call you an ambulance
Probably both "
You know that scene in Bronson where he smothers himself in butter to take on the prison guards?.....
It's getting utterly butterly over here. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Princess Peach....but I reckon she would fight dirty.....
Christ, I've just noticed this
I don't know whether to commend you or call you an ambulance
Probably both
You know that scene in Bronson where he smothers himself in butter to take on the prison guards?.....
It's getting utterly butterly over here."
This has just made my day |
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"Princess Peach....but I reckon she would fight dirty.....
Christ, I've just noticed this
I don't know whether to commend you or call you an ambulance
Probably both
You know that scene in Bronson where he smothers himself in butter to take on the prison guards?.....
It's getting utterly butterly over here."
Though flora as it's easy to spread..... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives.
Game on, I'll throw in the dancing guy and keyser soze to hold the cards with the round number on
Winner takes all, right?
Absolutely, winner takes all the losers toilet roll and underwear "
And pasta, right? In case of future lockdowns |
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"Princess Peach....but I reckon she would fight dirty.....
Christ, I've just noticed this
I don't know whether to commend you or call you an ambulance
Probably both
You know that scene in Bronson where he smothers himself in butter to take on the prison guards?.....
It's getting utterly butterly over here.
Though flora as it's easy to spread..... "
https://youtu.be/Y_IphvasWo8 |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
"I'd (Mrs.) be up for a dance battle with that dancing Guy on fab! I know for sure I would lose, but I would enjoy every second of it!
Only if you're naked, so I can perv at your boobs dancing "
Well now...that changes the outcome of the dance battle. If my boobs are out... woah... dancing Guy would be knocked out instantly! My boobs have my back... literally when I lay down they try watch my back via my armpits. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives.
Game on, I'll throw in the dancing guy and keyser soze to hold the cards with the round number on
Winner takes all, right?
Absolutely, winner takes all the losers toilet roll and underwear
And pasta, right? In case of future lockdowns"
You're just being greedy now, if it's supplies you want, you'll have to do a raid on Saff's rice stockpile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd (Mrs.) be up for a dance battle with that dancing Guy on fab! I know for sure I would lose, but I would enjoy every second of it!
Only if you're naked, so I can perv at your boobs dancing
Well now...that changes the outcome of the dance battle. If my boobs are out... woah... dancing Guy would be knocked out instantly! My boobs have my back... literally when I lay down they try watch my back via my armpits. "
See, even your back wants to get hold of your boobs, I'm not alone  |
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"Maybe not a fight but as she's being mean to me I'd steal all Poshes coffee
Oh.
Really.
You're playing that card.
DEAD MAN WALKING
Bring it
It's on.
Mr Fahrenheit. I'd take the Fucknugget. And I'd use olives."
Ewwww |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
"I'd (Mrs.) be up for a dance battle with that dancing Guy on fab! I know for sure I would lose, but I would enjoy every second of it!
I'd let you win "
Don't you dare! I want to watch you at your absolute best. I have a feeling our dance battle would look similar to the SNL skit of Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley trying out for Chippendales. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine would be Hippychick, I mean starting an argument about chocolate and my weapon of choice would be choux buns
I’d laugh you to the win "
Oh, was that the online equivalent of slapping my face with your glove and tossing it at my feet. Get yah buns ready girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd debate with Mr NBVN. I'd probably lose, but it would be good. "
Her ladyship had just pointed this out to me. I'm not sure I could handle you, you're more than capable of holding your own then slipping in a sneaky sucker punch
Mr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The next single guy who creates a thread about how hard it is to get a meet on here yet just has a close up picture of his cock as a profile picture … that’s the person I’d enjoy punching straight in the throat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be Hippychick, I mean starting an argument about chocolate and my weapon of choice would be choux buns
I’d laugh you to the win
Oh, was that the online equivalent of slapping my face with your glove and tossing it at my feet. Get yah buns ready girl "
Pfft, eclairs this end |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"I'd (Mrs.) be up for a dance battle with that dancing Guy on fab! I know for sure I would lose, but I would enjoy every second of it!
I'd let you win
Don't you dare! I want to watch you at your absolute best. I have a feeling our dance battle would look similar to the SNL skit of Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley trying out for Chippendales. "
I'm more magic mike/channing tatum rather than dirty dancer/ Patrick Swayze |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
"I'd (Mrs.) be up for a dance battle with that dancing Guy on fab! I know for sure I would lose, but I would enjoy every second of it!
I'd let you win
Don't you dare! I want to watch you at your absolute best. I have a feeling our dance battle would look similar to the SNL skit of Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley trying out for Chippendales.
I'm more magic mike/channing tatum rather than dirty dancer/ Patrick Swayze "
Yeah, you are definitely more magic Mike...I should have said I would be like Chris Farley in that situation. |
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