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If you could have a night with any Fabber, who would it be?

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

If you could pick any Fabber to spend a wild night with, who would you pick? I think mine would be Billieporter.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome.

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome. "

He was going to be my pick as well tbh.

I have a lot of things that need measuring…

Dick

Anus

Ego

Etc.

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By *ice couple ABCCouple over a year ago

haywardsheath

Salma hayak x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome.

He was going to be my pick as well tbh.

I have a lot of things that need measuring…

Dick

Anus

Ego

Etc.

Keyser’s ya man

Legendary measuring instrument owner.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

What are we spending the night doing?

I mean, chances are my answer will still be the same, but I like to check.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There were a few forum hotties when I was here last but can’t seem to find them now!

I’ve got a couple on my hotlist but don’t think they are forumites

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night.

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Hell yeah. Haha

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night. "

Maybe someone is into tax returns.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night. "

Click on 'reply and quote' so we know who you are responding to

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

Something tells me the same names would keep cropping up, so this thread could be quite excluding.

Let's just say my personal choice (excluding people we have actually met) would be a certain Scottish lady who lives in Leeds. She knows I'm a fan. I think Hannah's choice would be a certain lady in Lincolnshire who plays the guitar. Luke

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night.

Click on 'reply and quote' so we know who you are responding to

I was about to say that! Great minds...

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"Something tells me the same names would keep cropping up, so this thread could be quite excluding.

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By *teveNW81Man over a year ago

wigan

"If you could pick any Fabber to spend a wild night with, who would you pick? I think mine would be Billieporter.

Came to say the same!

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By *eamworkboyMan over a year ago

Irvine

Dancer

ohhhhhhh Dancer

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night. "

That could be a hot fetish for some?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue Temptress

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mean, a wild night could mean anything really...

There's plenty of people from the forum I'd happily share a bottle of wine or three with in the bar, people watching, commenting on and commentating with. The more brutal the better

See that would be wild, and undoubtedly messy, especially if there was a decent kebab house nearby, with falafel and tzatziki. Maybe some of those pickled chilli's.

At the risk of sounding like a saccharine simp, probably Meli. But I'll make sure there's plenty of coasters hun. Chillax.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

haha.

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By *sm265Woman over a year ago

Shangri-la

There are a few, impossible to pick just the one.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

Why not name names?

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs"

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Why not name names? "

As we keep suggesting.... click on 'reply and quote'so we know who you are responding to

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why not name names? "

If people name names, and they don't name the names of everyone they're talking to and wanting to meet, those they don't name might get cranky cos they weren't named and they feel all kinds of ways about it.

If people name all the names of the people they're talking to, then the people who think they're the only one they're talking to might get cranky cos they thought they were the one and only and they feel all kinds of ways about it.

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that."

And embarrassing if the person you named publicly doesn't feel the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna name a name.

NBVNHW oooofft.

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

And embarrassing if the person you named publicly doesn't feel the same

And that

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm gonna name a name.

NBVNHW oooofft.

Mr"

Rebel.

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like? "

Haha. That’s a good answer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

And embarrassing if the person you named publicly doesn't feel the same

That's why I picked NBVNHW, none of these concerns plus garunteed brownie points if she stumbles across this thread. I'm so subtle and smooth

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"I'm gonna name a name.

NBVNHW oooofft.

Mr"

That's cheating!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm gonna name a name.

NBVNHW oooofft.

Rebel."

You know me. I'm off to Frida's barn dance. Coming?

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meli…she seems fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I make it simple?

I’ll bone all of ya.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Her, them, that lovely lady down there, oh! That couple seem great, him for a pint, her over there, definitely them and I'd love to poke the little minx there up the bum

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

Definitely a few

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh

Not for that stabbing thing we were talking about earlier though, right?

But pretty much anything else...

You

(No swimming with sharks)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like? "

I'll bring my doilie and pale sherry and do the tush push

NBVN x

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By *agertha73Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

Ha, Mrs lagertha asked me the same thing half an hour ago! Couldn't possibly say in public, welcome to ask though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

And embarrassing if the person you named publicly doesn't feel the same

That's why I picked NBVNHW, none of these concerns plus garunteed brownie points if she stumbles across this thread. I'm so subtle and smooth

Mr"

Oh you're in Mr NBVN

NBVN x

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"Posh

Not for that stabbing thing we were talking about earlier though, right?

But pretty much anything else...

You

(No swimming with sharks)"

In a manner of speaking

(But definitely no sharks

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

ThatOddOne, her arse is spectacular

LvM

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that."

I don't think it's about commitment to anyone...we all have preferences and there will always be people on fab we fancy more than others...and there's not two people we fancy the same in equal measure. If someone gets upset, cranky or frustrated because they haven't been named (in a light hearted thread/game) it says a lot about their character, and I personally wouldn't want to meet them anyway.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

I'll bring my doilie and pale sherry and do the tush push

NBVN x"

You are on

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"Can I make it simple?

I’ll bone all of ya. "

Haha. I agree.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head."

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow thats a huge list of names everyones given

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By *eanGenie OP Man over a year ago

bristol

"ThatOddOne, her arse is spectacular

LvM"

It is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

This

The people who need to know, know . It's nobody else's business

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By *untime5Man over a year ago

Cornwall

Marie.Bombshell always looks like she’d be up for a fun night

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By *agertha73Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like? "

Sounds good. What time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night.

That could be a hot fetish for some?!

Think I've just found mine. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To spend a night is a big deal to me so would have to be the only one iv spent a night with even tho she retired long ago

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Hands up who searched for their id?

*Puts hand up*

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Sounds good. What time?

You two are obviously invited

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By *andR2019Couple over a year ago

Nunya

Chesty max

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome. "

We were about to say the same, though we don't like competition, so you can keep him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First thoughts... There's probably more.

Winston - Golden Ratio

Lady Astor - Jasmine x

Winston and Lady Astor- Jasmine x

*goes for a cold shower...

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By *ull English with teaMan over a year ago

London

Mine is a long list!!!!

But think best kept to myself

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By *ohn KanakaMan over a year ago

Not all that North of North London

The really fit one who's forum posts I love

That should be vague enough to cover literally anyone right?

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By *agertha73Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Sounds good. What time?

You two are obviously invited

Good. We'll bring lasoos and cider!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The really fit one who's forum posts I love

That should be vague enough to cover literally anyone right?"
this is the way

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Sounds good. What time?

You two are obviously invited

Good. We'll bring lasoos and cider!"

That was supposed to be a

and a

. I love cider dry though not fussed on sweet. And lasoos that's upping the ante, I like it

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Hands up who searched for their id?

*Puts hand up*"

Well duh, knowing I won't find it mentioned

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

Completely agree. But it happens a lot apparently

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

This

The people who need to know, know . It's nobody else's business"

And I agree with that. Privacy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one whos anus gives the best hugs i might consider a good night

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

BikerDrew, because i think we could have had a nice pint and a good old chinwag

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By *agertha73Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Sounds good. What time?

You two are obviously invited

Good. We'll bring lasoos and cider!

That was supposed to be a

and a

. I love cider dry though not fussed on sweet. And lasoos that's upping the ante, I like it

That's all we're bringing mind. Clothes are for wimps!

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

Kinkylips

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Why not name names?

It's a whole thing about not wanting to commit in case something different or "better" is put off.

And other reasons such as privacy. But often that.

Absolutely agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Him over there with the penis.. FoolHardly.

Woops it slipped out.

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By *eardybobMan over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

Maaaaan... I know right?

...it's like a scornado!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

Maaaaan... I know right?

...it's like a scornado!

Where is Red Monkey when you need him?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Can I make it simple?

I’ll bone all of ya. "

At the same time or 1 by 1?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him over there with the penis.. FoolHardly.

Woops it slipped out."
you need to put it all the way in is why silly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him over there with the penis.. FoolHardly.

Woops it slipped out.you need to put it all the way in is why silly

Changing my answer to a threesome with Hardly and you.. you can guide it in for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Him over there with the penis.. FoolHardly.

Woops it slipped out.you need to put it all the way in is why silly

Changing my answer to a threesome with Hardly and you.. you can guide it in for me

im not doing a grown up version of a ken n barbie smushin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I make it simple?

I’ll bone all of ya.

At the same time or 1 by 1?"

If we had to pick then it would have to be _acey_red

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Is it like picking numbers on Countdown?

In that case I’ll have two big ones and 4 little ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

Maaaaan... I know right?

...it's like a scornado!

Tell her please Bob

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night.

That could be a hot fetish for some?!

Think I've just found mine. Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a few lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gerry. He was a good guy

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By *abasaurus RexMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Couldn’t pick just one… not fab-monogamy after all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome. "

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For chats and boob squishes

Posh, Meli, Lexi, Red to name a few …. The list of ladies I admire on here is quite long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BikerDrew, because i think we could have had a nice pint and a good old chinwag"

Very sad news about BikerDrew the other day my friend, mentioned here : https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1337383

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By *nto the LouWoman over a year ago

Preston

Whoever has the biggest … cake

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By *UNKIEMan over a year ago

south east

"Hands up who searched for their id?

*Puts hand up*"

Not me

honest

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I named mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The one I *most* wanted to meet, I did ..

When I was on here previously. #blessed

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

Maaaaan... I know right?

...it's like a scornado!

Tell her please Bob

Yes!! Get him to spank me

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By *omoxfordMan over a year ago

leeds

There's only really two that stick in my mind they would be fetishwear wife an little brat

I d take them for a few drinks then to hotel an gangbang them with other straight guys off fab

Neither replied to messages so I doubt this will happen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

Maaaaan... I know right?

...it's like a scornado!

Where is Red Monkey when you need him?"

Probably throwing his poop around somewhere.

Winston

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"For chats and boob squishes

Posh, Meli, Lexi, Red to name a few …. The list of ladies I admire on here is quite long

We will be in a couple of weeks!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"There maybe 2 or 3 but I highly doubt anyone will name names sorry haha

You're so wrong...

People have! Pay attention ffs

He is on a sugar rush from scoffing a whole packet of Jammie Dodgers, his brain is fuzzy

Good point. The dopey fecker.

Someone needs to give him a slap upside the head.

Is this pick on Grumpy week or sumfin ??

Maaaaan... I know right?

...it's like a scornado!

Where is Red Monkey when you need him?

Probably throwing his poop around somewhere.

Winston "

Better than spreading his porn about like the Fucknugget I guess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For chats and boob squishes

Posh, Meli, Lexi, Red to name a few …. The list of ladies I admire on here is quite long

We will be in a couple of weeks!

If I can get there

Trying to blah a lift as the trains are arses!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"BikerDrew, because i think we could have had a nice pint and a good old chinwag

Very sad news about BikerDrew the other day my friend, mentioned here : https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1337383"

He would have been my choice too. Gutted

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably Piscean Dream to see the art in the flesh and to see if his 29th november pic is as gorgeous in the flesh or Agent Coulson he would cook and bake for me all night. Decisions decisions

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Bring your guitar and you're in

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Bring your guitar and you're in

I (Luke) have got a guitar and we both fancy the pants off you, Frida. Can we come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meli

I love the way she comes across on the forums and would imagine that's how she is in real life

So she'd be great to chat to

No other reason honestly m'lud

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Id spend it with someone who has me blocked, to see if I can’t change their mind and unblock me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm honestly surprised no one has chosen big Harold!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a giggle and some lush sex, I guess. I think I’d avoid doing my tax return that night.

That could be a hot fetish for some?!

Think I've just found mine. Xxx

Maybe next time sexy legs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Id spend it with someone who has me blocked, to see if I can’t change their mind and unblock me

Give me a minute to block you xx

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By *rettyflamingoWoman over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

There’s a few I wouldn’t say no to getting up close and personal with

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By *ister CMan over a year ago

liverpool

Probably lacey red again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm honestly surprised no one has chosen big Harold!!

Cammo would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm honestly surprised no one has chosen big Harold!!

Cammo would

Guess she likes the BIIIIIGGGGGGG!! Lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'd take 5 mins with NEcouple29

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By *ylonloverxxMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

The way my luck has been anyone

But I would want a physical and mental attraction 1st

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx"

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Mr"

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Bring your guitar and you're in

I (Luke) have got a guitar and we both fancy the pants off you, Frida. Can we come? "

Well of course, more the merrier

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Can you shame the shameless?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've already met the Fabber I'd most like to spend the night with...he got out of my bed this morning

and he'll be getting back in it this evening to do it all over again

I am feeling so blessed right now

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Can you shame the shameless?

What you saying I'm not a sweet innocent thing?

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Oh man this is a tough one...

If there's one fab friend whose been there at the shitty times more than anyone, it has to be Kylie

Even if she does my head in

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By *91kMan over a year ago

Maidstone

Anyone on my hotlist would be a good choice for one of 'those' nights though

too many to mention

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Woo hoo, I got a mention, even if it is only for my kitchen skills

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By *andR2019Couple over a year ago

Nunya

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Can you shame the shameless?

What you saying I'm not a sweet innocent thing?

Oooh. I like playing with things. Even better if they are sweet and innocent and easily corruptible

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I'd take 5 mins with NEcouple29

"
I can't wait for you to get your laughing tackle around my brownies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

Wow now that's an honour with you two sexy peeps!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Only one?! Sod that living where we do I'd hire a barn there's a lot of them around here. And I'll ask a ridiculous amount, drinking, singing, dancing and rolling in the hay. What's not to like?

Bring your guitar and you're in

I'm there to use my wood, not that type though

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By *andR2019Couple over a year ago

Nunya

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

Wow now that's an honour with you two sexy peeps!!!

Honour would be ours x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jimboba

We’ve met before and I’ll hopefully be going up to visit him in the very near future.

Watch out Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

Wow now that's an honour with you two sexy peeps!!!

Honour would be ours x"

Awwww (blush)

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By *r-8-BBCMan over a year ago

LONDON

"If you could pick any Fabber to spend a wild night with, who would you pick? I think mine would be Billieporter.

The answer to that question cannot be restricted to just one faster too splend the night with lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm not fussed, anyone who is willing to have me would be great.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shag & wonko there my friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

Wow now that's an honour with you two sexy peeps!!!

Honour would be ours x

Awwww (blush)"

If you need a waiter or just a man to bring you drinks and feed you grapes and strawberries just ask. Think I'm available xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carrick, now the handsome fella is back

Any other answer is a lie.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

Wow now that's an honour with you two sexy peeps!!!

Honour would be ours x

Awwww (blush)

If you need a waiter or just a man to bring you drinks and feed you grapes and strawberries just ask. Think I'm available xxx"

Awwww bless!! Thanks but it's why I keep max around. Well that and his huge tongue and fantastic arse lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not one to name names but they are a few that a social would be welcomed.

Those more in kink sides we share would make an interesting and engaging conversation or few.

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By *il sub princessWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

There's a few

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows"

Ahhhh sorry but I hate this so much.

Just like those

" Thanks for a great night,you know who you are"

Status updates.

Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows

Ahhhh sorry but I hate this so much.

Just like those

" Thanks for a great night,you know who you are"

Status updates.

Grrrrr "

Oooo, I'll try that next then

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By *andR2019Couple over a year ago

Nunya

"There's a few lol

As above you guys would be top of the list

Wow now that's an honour with you two sexy peeps!!!

Honour would be ours x

Awwww (blush)

If you need a waiter or just a man to bring you drinks and feed you grapes and strawberries just ask. Think I'm available xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s a few

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome. "

Him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably Samantha_Swings.

She's pretty much perfect.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Absolutely not

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Keyser Soze, cos he’s fuckin’ awesome.

Him

Huh? I thought it was me?

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I mean, a wild night could mean anything really...

There's plenty of people from the forum I'd happily share a bottle of wine or three with in the bar, people watching, commenting on and commentating with. The more brutal the better

See that would be wild, and undoubtedly messy, especially if there was a decent kebab house nearby, with falafel and tzatziki. Maybe some of those pickled chilli's.

At the risk of sounding like a saccharine simp, probably Meli. But I'll make sure there's plenty of coasters hun. Chillax. "

Such a simp.

Love it though.

Make it four bottles and I'm there. No nuts though, got to keep it clean.

Your falafel

(Speaking honestly, I'd love to spend a night with a lot of people. Not even in a sexual way (okay, there might be one). I like how people are at night, their energy is different. Everything seems more alive. Exciting. I like being intimate with people, snuggling. Talking crap.)

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Absolutely not

Mr"

Oi! I almost missed this. Ruined. Dirty pair.

Fucking proud of it, I'd happily be ruined every day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I mean, a wild night could mean anything really...

There's plenty of people from the forum I'd happily share a bottle of wine or three with in the bar, people watching, commenting on and commentating with. The more brutal the better

See that would be wild, and undoubtedly messy, especially if there was a decent kebab house nearby, with falafel and tzatziki. Maybe some of those pickled chilli's.

At the risk of sounding like a saccharine simp, probably Meli. But I'll make sure there's plenty of coasters hun. Chillax.

Such a simp.

Love it though.

Make it four bottles and I'm there. No nuts though, got to keep it clean.

Your falafel

Seriously you and the nuts, are you actually allergic or simply averse?

Because one I'll allow, the other I'll contaminate for fun, but I'm not saying which.

Epi pens are pretty readily available though, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Absolutely not

Oi! I almost missed this. Ruined. Dirty pair.

Fucking proud of it, I'd happily be ruined every day."

I'm not sure I have the energy for both of you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows

Ahhhh sorry but I hate this so much.

Just like those

" Thanks for a great night,you know who you are"

Status updates.

Grrrrr "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After thinking hard (he he he) it would be Blue Nymph...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Big Harold obviously. Or someone with a massive dick and 3 out of 10 personality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows

Ahhhh sorry but I hate this so much.

Just like those

" Thanks for a great night,you know who you are"

Status updates.

Grrrrr

Ditto

You're only saying that because I posted it

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"At the risk of sounding like a saccharine simp, probably Meli. But I'll make sure there's plenty of coasters hun. Chillax.

Such a simp.

Love it though.

Make it four bottles and I'm there. No nuts though, got to keep it clean.

Your falafel

Seriously you and the nuts, are you actually allergic or simply averse?

Because one I'll allow, the other I'll contaminate for fun, but I'm not saying which.

Epi pens are pretty readily available though, right? "

Ah nice, love a bit of risk in my interactions with folk, keeps me on my toes.

Guessing. Such an enigma.

Actually properly allergic. Did you know if someone ate peanuts and then spaffed inside of me I'd have an allergic reaction? That's the kind of exciting trivia I bring to you daily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows

Ahhhh sorry but I hate this so much.

Just like those

" Thanks for a great night,you know who you are"

Status updates.

Grrrrr

Ditto

You're only saying that because I posted it

Na, wouldn’t matter who posted it! I’m an equal opportunities commenter!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Meli…she seems fun

Mutual.

I'll actually name someone for once on a thread - duchesssb.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not saying, but I'd like to think she knows

Ahhhh sorry but I hate this so much.

Just like those

" Thanks for a great night,you know who you are"

Status updates.

Grrrrr

Ditto

You're only saying that because I posted it

Na, wouldn’t matter who posted it! I’m an equal opportunities commenter! "

And I am just opportunistic

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple over a year ago

Exeter

Impossible to pick just one couple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a great question …. I have a few that I really can’t chose from at all to just pick 1.

Would make my day if I was someone’s

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

Miss Lemonbuttercream

Not only does she look like a goddess, she also sounds like a top hoot to have as company

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Just got to be ‘Samantha swings’….. the most sexiest and prettiest girl on this site. We’d absolutely and utterly ruin her!!!

The O’s xx

Oh god, don't use that word around here, you'll upset people. Well, not Meli or Bemorefrida, they're a right dirty pair

Nothing wrong with liking being ruined Mr or are you kink shaming me

Absolutely not

Oi! I almost missed this. Ruined. Dirty pair.

Fucking proud of it, I'd happily be ruined every day.

I'm not sure I have the energy for both of you

Mr"

Then it'll be us doing the ruining

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Lustylisa669 she's an all round awesome lady

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Colin

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