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Weddings - Do’s and Don’ts
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Good morning to one and all. Hope your all well.
Attending a wedding today, post covid etc etc.
What are the do’s and don’ts?
What are the etiquettes?
Most importantly, what naughty fun did have you had previously at weddings?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No matter how good you think you look in that giant poofy meringue of a dress, it's simply not worth it, they'll get annoyed.
Especially if you borrowed it from your sister's first wedding, for her second, for the banter.
No pleasing some people I swear.
Do ply the mother of the groom with drink though, then watch the sparks fly  so funny watching the social filters melt away, gin after gin lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do as you please. Behave badly then nobody will invite you to a wedding again, which is a win. How boring are other peoples weddings. Seriously, if you are in love crack on and take yourselves away and get married, don't drag everyone else in on it
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't flop your dick out when the photographer turns up
This too, make sure it's a smooth and fluid motion.
Left nut, centre, right nut, etc.  "
Good shout! And make sure it's not flaccid, it needs to look proud and pointy  |
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"Do as you please. Behave badly then nobody will invite you to a wedding again, which is a win. How boring are other peoples weddings. Seriously, if you are in love crack on and take yourselves away and get married, don't drag everyone else in on it
Mrs "
Or you can just decline an invitation if you don't want to go rather than ruining someone's wedding
K |
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"Do as you please. Behave badly then nobody will invite you to a wedding again, which is a win. How boring are other peoples weddings. Seriously, if you are in love crack on and take yourselves away and get married, don't drag everyone else in on it
Mrs
Or you can just decline an invitation if you don't want to go rather than ruining someone's wedding
K"
I've never ruined anyone's wedding and I most certainly would decline |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Give the chick who is singing “it should have been me” under her breath as the bride walks down the aisle a VERY wide berth.
People invite that person in the first place?! "
She always slips through the net! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice  "
If I was a DJ I’d let you slip me anything if I could pull a 12 inch out for you… 
*cmon??? that’s not bad for this time of the morning  |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice
If I was a DJ I’d let you slip me anything if I could pull a 12 inch out for you…
*cmon??? that’s not bad for this time of the morning "
Get out!! You’re barred!! |
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"Make sure you slip the DJ a fiver so he will play Atmosphere (Russ Abbot) as the wedding dance song instead of the Wind beneath my Wings choice
If I was a DJ I’d let you slip me anything if I could pull a 12 inch out for you…
*cmon??? that’s not bad for this time of the morning
Get out!! You’re barred!! "
*ashamed  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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If there happens to be other swingers attending... persuade the DJ to play Baby's Got Back and Anaconda.
Nothing like keeping a low profile by busting out your best slutty dance moves and twerking in a room of respectful Christian folk. |
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"If there happens to be other swingers attending... persuade the DJ to play Baby's Got Back and Anaconda.
Nothing like keeping a low profile by busting out your best slutty dance moves and twerking in a room of respectful Christian folk."
Don't forget WAP 
LvM |
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Even if it feels like the world is working against whatever you do don’t be fucking late and if you wait outside if it’s already begun. Don’t want to be walking in as they say if anyone know a reason why…
What you should definitely do is have fun and enjoy celebrating with your friends. |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Good morning to one and all. Hope your all well.
Attending a wedding today, post covid etc etc.
What are the do’s and don’ts?
What are the etiquettes?
Most importantly, what naughty fun did have you had previously at weddings? "
Depends… is it a paid bar or a free bar???
Anyway I am guessing black weddings are different to white ones… we have a whole list of songs you have to know and you have to know the dances…
If you don’t know “candy”by cameo… or “I’ve found loving’” by the fatback band then you are exiled from the community!!! |
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